(To Kurt about Karofsky) "Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt."
"I ran, Kurt. I didn't stand up. I let bullies chase me away, and it is something that I really, really regret."
(Texted to Kurt) "Courage."
(About Karofsky) "Well, he's not coming out anytime soon."
Silly upendo Songs
(To Kurt about the fact that Valentine's is his favourite holiday) "People have been celebrating Valentine's siku for centuries and. call me a hopeless romantic, but it's my inayopendelewa holiday. I think there's something really great about a siku where you're encouraged to just lay it all on the line and say to somebody. "I'm in upendo with you!"
(To Kurt about Jeremiah) "If he and I got married, the Gap would give me a 50% discount."
(About the "Gap Attack") "I don't think I've ever made that big a fool out of myself. Which is really saying something because I've performed at theme parks."
(To Kurt) "I really, really care about you."
Blame It On The Alcohol
(To Finn) Blaine: "Hey! It's so cool that wewe and Kurt are BROTHERS! Right? Brothers. Wow. You're so tall!"
Kurt: "Having fun Blaine?"
Blaine: "Yes! Best Party Ever!"
(After kissing Rachel) "Yep. I'm gay. 100% gay. Thanks so much for clearing that up, Rachel."
Original Song
"Kurt, there is a moment where wewe say to yourself – 'Oh, there wewe are. I've been looking for wewe forever.' Watching wewe do 'Blackbird' this week, that was a moment for me - about you. wewe songesha me, Kurt, and this duet would just be an excuse to spend zaidi time with you." *leans in and kisses him*
(About their loss at Regionals) Kurt: "Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win."
Blaine: "You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't wewe think?"
Prom Queen
(after Kurt asks him to prom) Blaine: "I'm crazy about you,"
Kurt: "So...I'll take that as a yes?"
Blaine: "Yes. wewe and I are going to prom together."
(About Burt's prom outfit) Burt: "I looked like Tony Orlando."
Blaine: "Was that a designer?"
Blaine: "Excuse me?" *Kurt turns around* "May I have this dance?"
Kurt: "Yes. Yes, wewe may."
New York
Blaine: "I upendo you."
Kurt: "I upendo wewe too."
The Purple kinanda Project
(About his transfer to McKinley) "I came here for me, because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love."
Asian F
(To Kurt) "You always zig when I think you're about to zag and I-I just, I upendo that about you."
The First Time
"Roxy muziki makes me want to build a time machine just so I can go back to the 70's and give Bryan Ferry a high five."
Kurt: "I'm just wondering, have wewe ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and get dirty?"
Blaine: "Er, yeah, but that's why they invented masturbation."
Kurt: It's so hot in this room, can we, can we open up a window?
Blaine: Hey, I'm serious! We're young, we're in high school, and yeah, we have urges, but whatever we do I, I wanna make sure that you're comfortable, so that I can be comfortable. And besides, tearing off all of your clothes is sort of a tall order.
Kurt: Because of the layers?
Blaine: Because of the layers. *kisses him*
(To Sebastian) "I miss Dalton every day. But McKinley is where my moyo is now."
(To Kurt) "Don't wewe want to just wake up every siku and be adventurous?"
(About Kurt's wish to have relations with Taylor Lautner in a dewy meadow of lilac) Kurt: "I know, it's stupid."
Blaine: "No it's not, it's hot,"
(About Scandals) *Drunk* "I wanna live here. I wanna live here and just; make art... and help people,"
(After he kisses Kurt) Kurt: "You take my breath away. Not just now, but tonight on that stage. I was so proud to be with you."
Blaine: "I hope so." *voice chokes up* *I want wewe to be,"
Hold on to Sixteen
"After being bullied for a long time, I took up boxing. I started the Dalton Branch of Fight Club which I obviously can't talk about."
Big Brother
(To Cooper) "Screw Optimus Prime."
Dance With Somebody
Blaine: "Well for starters, Kurt has a tendency to snap his fingers at wait staff. The cheesecake is on its way Kurt, wewe don't have to snap your fingers. It's not gonna make it come any faster!"
Kurt: "Okay, I hear wewe and it's something i'm willing to work on."
Blaine: "But also please stop slipping bronzer into my moisturizer."
Kurt: "You look good with a little color..."
Blaine: "I only use lotion on my hands! It's weird if a person just has tan hands!"
"You are the upendo of my life Kurt."
Choke
Mike: "Blaine, I need some help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom, and I've never used gel, so I have no idea what I'm doing."
Blaine: "Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after wewe gel. Disaster. sekunde tip: feel free to use a little sweat au a little splash of water to reactivate the gel au give it a completely new look. See that? It's a whole new do, my friend."
(About Kurt's NYADA audition) Kurt: "I'm starting from scratch. I need something fresh. I need something edgy. Something completely unpredictable. au maybe I just need zaidi candles..."
Blaine: "Oh god no.... no zaidi candles..."
Prom-asaurus
(To Rachel and Kurt) "You've never seen my hair without gel before, it's baby-hair fine, I'm going to look like Medusa!"
Goodbye
(To Kurt) "You know how hard long distance relationships can be, we both saw the Notebook."
The New Rachel
(To Kurt) "I don't want to see wewe go, but I can't stand to see wewe stay here. It's killing wewe and that's killing me."
Wade: "Make no mistake. Unique WILL be the new Rachel."
Blaine: "We decide this on our own then, Thunderdome style."
Makeover
(About Kurt) "We talk and Skype and text as much as possible, but the only time we’re really in sync is when we’re hate-watching Treme together."
(While running for president) "Brittany S. Pierce in her last term accomplished absolutely nothing except plan a dinosaur-themed prom and ban the use of hair gel. Ladies and gentlemen, telling anyone what they can au can't put in their hair is disgusting. It's tyranny, my friends. inayofuata thing wewe know, they'll start burning books. And then they'll probably start burning people, too."
(to Kurt) "You're hanging out with fashion goddess Isabelle Wright. And I'm running for Student Body President with a former stripper."
The Break-Up
(While looking at Jake and Marley) Brittany: "Ah, young love."
Blaine: "Do wewe remember when wewe started dating Santana and I started dating Kurt back before everyone was so busy and far away and things were so much simpler? We had so much zaidi hope and innocence. Every siku was just like Valentine's Day."
Brittany: "We're still young. Shouldn't we still be experiencing those things?"
"It doesn't matter who I was with Kurt. What matters is that I was kwa myself. I needed you. I needed wewe around and wewe weren't there. And I was lonely and I'm... I am really sorry."
The Role wewe Were Born To Play
"Since Kurt and I broke up I haven't slept, I've Lost my appetite, and I don't even gel on weekends."
Dynamic Duets
(About Blaine thinking of going back to Dalton) Finn: "Does this have to do with Kurt?"
Blaine: "Everything in this room reminds me of him. We were a dynamic duo in here. Kurt was my anchor. And now that he's gone, I feel like I'm floating."
(About his cheating on Kurt) "It was a guy that friended me on Facebook. And I went over to his place because I felt like Kurt was moving on with his life and I wasn't a part of it. And I got to thinking that maybe Kurt and I weren't meant for each other, that we weren't supposed to spend the rest of our lives together. But the horrible thing is, right after I did it, I knew we were."
Glee, Actually
*to Kurt* No matter what, no matter where, even if we're not together, we're always going to be there for each other.
Diva
(While being sick) "My whole head feels like it's a shrink-wrapped fist of ham."
I Do
Kurt: "Had I known I was gonna get groped in the back of a Prius, I would've brought a change of clothes. I'm gonna go in there looking like Prom: The Morning After. What am I doing? I'm sort of dating somebody in New York."
Blaine: "Uh, you're not in New York. And it's not exclusive, right? wewe in this fey boy-tie... it's my Kryptonite."
Kurt: "Wait, this doesn't mean that we're back together, right?"
Blaine: "No, no, no. It's-it's cool. I know, I know. It's-it's... This is just bros helping bros."
Kurt: "I upendo it when wewe talk fratty." (someone’s knocking) "Tell me that's not Tina again!"
Feud
Blaine: "That's a forgery."
Sue: "And wewe can't prove that."
Blaine: "I probably could."
Guilty Pleasures
"Hunger's a big problem in this country. Although so is obesity, which is confusing."
Guilty Pleasures
"Hunger's a big problem in this country. Although so is obesity, which is confusing."
Wonder-Ful
Kurt: "What a wonderful, wonderful week."
Blaine: "And with wewe in it, a wonderful life."
