19. The Grandfather

Chuck: What are wewe doing with this insect?
Blair: Having the time of my life. Thank wewe very much

Chuck: Blair. This guy—
Blair: What? Dishonest? Bad news? He can't be any worse than you.
Chuck: I'm the one trying to help you!
Blair: Help me? Is that what wewe were doing at your little gentleman's club while my life was going up in flames? I'd rather take Carter's help.

Blair: Do wewe know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past 18 years. All the work, the planning.
Serena: wewe mean the plotting?
Blair: Yes. I'm glad it blew up in my face. It was a wakeup call....

1. Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!

Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.

Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.

Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. wewe could ask for a better rebound!

Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Blair: Oh, a honk instead of a knock!...