( hi, this is a short shabiki fic about what Ichigo and Ulquiorra talk au do before they do there show. p.s. i used to have an old accoutnt in witch i did articals like this wewe may know. i went kwa Badcats10 . i will tell wewe know i shut the down so if wewe were a shabiki heres my new accoun
*Ulquiorra and Ichigo are both in the mens bathroom. Uquiorra with his make up kit and Ichigo with his change of clothes*
Ichigo: how do i get this danm out fit on. i wish i had somones help *looks at Ulquiorra*
Ulquiorra:.....no *starts to aply wight powder on his face*
Ichigo: please i wont ask wewe for anything else. Besides its no like this would kill wewe au anything just to help somone out
Ulquiorra:... last time i helped you. wewe accedently punched me in the face somehow. then i woke up naked and with girls around me...
Ichigo: *laughs* okay okay so i might have been told kwa someone to play a little joke on wewe but thats all in the past know.
Ulquiorra: it was yesterday...*starts to aply black lip stick*
Ichigo: okay i promise i wont do annnnnnythinggg just help me out. besides if wewe dont the onyesha cant go on *smiles sweetly*
Ulquiorra:....fine *puts down nail pollish and starts to help Ichigo dress in a soo not gay way)
Ichigo: *gets ready to nock Ulquiorra out for another prank*
Ulquiorra: Not this time bitch* sprays him with pepper then hits him in his man part*
Ichigo: uggggg...*passes out*
Ulquiorra:*puts pink lipstick on him then a sighn on his back that says im an punda whore on it and walks out*...not again...never again
Director: Weres Ichigo *he looks at Ulquiorra*
Ulquiorra: *smiles evily* ......who knows
Director:....*sweats* im going to get wewe guys sepret rooms...
The end
(if wewe want me to rwright zaidi stories please tell me in the maoni below and i will... sorry for any miss spelled words. ^.^)
*Ulquiorra and Ichigo are both in the mens bathroom. Uquiorra with his make up kit and Ichigo with his change of clothes*
Ichigo: how do i get this danm out fit on. i wish i had somones help *looks at Ulquiorra*
Ulquiorra:.....no *starts to aply wight powder on his face*
Ichigo: please i wont ask wewe for anything else. Besides its no like this would kill wewe au anything just to help somone out
Ulquiorra:... last time i helped you. wewe accedently punched me in the face somehow. then i woke up naked and with girls around me...
Ichigo: *laughs* okay okay so i might have been told kwa someone to play a little joke on wewe but thats all in the past know.
Ulquiorra: it was yesterday...*starts to aply black lip stick*
Ichigo: okay i promise i wont do annnnnnythinggg just help me out. besides if wewe dont the onyesha cant go on *smiles sweetly*
Ulquiorra:....fine *puts down nail pollish and starts to help Ichigo dress in a soo not gay way)
Ichigo: *gets ready to nock Ulquiorra out for another prank*
Ulquiorra: Not this time bitch* sprays him with pepper then hits him in his man part*
Ichigo: uggggg...*passes out*
Ulquiorra:*puts pink lipstick on him then a sighn on his back that says im an punda whore on it and walks out*...not again...never again
Director: Weres Ichigo *he looks at Ulquiorra*
Ulquiorra: *smiles evily* ......who knows
Director:....*sweats* im going to get wewe guys sepret rooms...
The end
(if wewe want me to rwright zaidi stories please tell me in the maoni below and i will... sorry for any miss spelled words. ^.^)
That I never really got it right, I never stopped to think of you.
I'm always wrapped up in, things I cann not win
wewe are the antidote that gets me by,Something strong,Like a drug that gets me high.
What I really meant to say, is I'm sorry for the way I am, I never meant to be so cold to you.
And I'm sorry about all the lies, maybe in a different light.
wewe could see me stand on my own again, 'cause now i can see.
wewe were the antidote that got me by, something strong like a drug that got me high.
I never meant to be so cold, I never really wanted wewe to see.
The screwed up side of me that I keep, locked inside of me so deep.
It always seems to get to me, I never really wanted wewe to go.
So many things wewe should have known,I guess for me theres just no hope.
I never meant to be so cold.....