1. Byakuya: “The Man
With A Hollow Inside”
You’d be amazed at what a
good Hichigo voice he can do.
Byakuya: Even birds can
warble.
Byakuya: It’s really not
that hard.
2. Soi Fon: “Sweeney
Kisuke”
It’s about a man who
makes candy. Out of people.
Soi Fon: And not in a cool
way!
Omaeda: Um…
Soi Fon: What? I heard the
human world is really into
Hannibal right now.
3. Nnoitra: “The
Karakura Town Chainsaw
Massacre”
To be fair he isn’t aware
it’s a horror story.
Nnoitra: What? Is senseless
violence bad now?
4. Riruka: “The Haunted
Teddy Bear”
It comes alive and strangles
people.
Riruka: I mean, can you
imagine a world in which you
can’t trust cute things?
Riruka: That’s pretty
horrifying!
5. Royd Lloyd: “Night of
the Flaming Dead”
He’s the Quincy Yamamoto
killed with his zombie
bankai, in case wewe don’t
remember.
Royd Lloyd: I don’t like
flaming zombies.
6. Urahara: “Night of the
Living Gigai”
About a freak lightning
storm that causes all the
gigai in a certain world of the
living warehouse to animate
Urahara: And then they
start killing people.
Urahara: For some reason.
7. Nemu: “The Haunting
of Division 12”
It’s about 4 luckless squad
members who get trapped in
the Research Department
over night.
Nemu: Spoilers: they all die
horribly.
8. Rukia: “Dracubun”
The classic tale of a vampire
rabbit.
Rukia: Yes, I know it’s
been done before.
Rukia: But unlike Bunnicula,
MY vampire bunny drinks
actual blood!
9. Yamamoto: “The Man
With A Hook For A Hand”
Although even though it’s
supposed to be a horror
story, wewe can’t help but
think that Yamamoto thinks
a hook hand would be pretty
cool.
Yamamoto: I still can’t
believe Unohana alisema no.
10. Ganju: “The Headless
Boarsman”
About a headless man who
rides on a boar, au ngombe and
terrorizes the Rukongai.
Ganju: Also the boar
breathes fire.
Ganju: It’s very cool.
11. Orihime: “Food…That
Eats You!!”
The title really says it all.
Orihime: …I may have
gotten the idea from Sokka.
12. Kyoraku: “The
Haunted Sake Jar”
The tagline (yes Kyoraku has
a tagline) is: “You go to get
a drink. And it bites off your
hand.”
Kyoraku: I give myself
Goosebumps telling this!
13. Komamura: “The
Seireitei Werewolf”
About a series of horrible
murders…that all take place
during the full moon.
Komamura: Because wolves
are scary!
14. Gin: “The Cask of
Monte Aizen”
It’s about a man who gets
his revenge kwa burying
another man alive.
Gin: Although it’s really
zaidi of a happy story.
15. Ulquiorra: “The
Telltale Heart”
He doesn’t know about the
Poe story. His is about a
moyo that flies around
telling all of your deepest
secrets to the people you
least want to know them.
Ulquiorra: Little bastard.
With A Hollow Inside”
You’d be amazed at what a
good Hichigo voice he can do.
Byakuya: Even birds can
warble.
Byakuya: It’s really not
that hard.
2. Soi Fon: “Sweeney
Kisuke”
It’s about a man who
makes candy. Out of people.
Soi Fon: And not in a cool
way!
Omaeda: Um…
Soi Fon: What? I heard the
human world is really into
Hannibal right now.
3. Nnoitra: “The
Karakura Town Chainsaw
Massacre”
To be fair he isn’t aware
it’s a horror story.
Nnoitra: What? Is senseless
violence bad now?
4. Riruka: “The Haunted
Teddy Bear”
It comes alive and strangles
people.
Riruka: I mean, can you
imagine a world in which you
can’t trust cute things?
Riruka: That’s pretty
horrifying!
5. Royd Lloyd: “Night of
the Flaming Dead”
He’s the Quincy Yamamoto
killed with his zombie
bankai, in case wewe don’t
remember.
Royd Lloyd: I don’t like
flaming zombies.
6. Urahara: “Night of the
Living Gigai”
About a freak lightning
storm that causes all the
gigai in a certain world of the
living warehouse to animate
Urahara: And then they
start killing people.
Urahara: For some reason.
7. Nemu: “The Haunting
of Division 12”
It’s about 4 luckless squad
members who get trapped in
the Research Department
over night.
Nemu: Spoilers: they all die
horribly.
8. Rukia: “Dracubun”
The classic tale of a vampire
rabbit.
Rukia: Yes, I know it’s
been done before.
Rukia: But unlike Bunnicula,
MY vampire bunny drinks
actual blood!
9. Yamamoto: “The Man
With A Hook For A Hand”
Although even though it’s
supposed to be a horror
story, wewe can’t help but
think that Yamamoto thinks
a hook hand would be pretty
cool.
Yamamoto: I still can’t
believe Unohana alisema no.
10. Ganju: “The Headless
Boarsman”
About a headless man who
rides on a boar, au ngombe and
terrorizes the Rukongai.
Ganju: Also the boar
breathes fire.
Ganju: It’s very cool.
11. Orihime: “Food…That
Eats You!!”
The title really says it all.
Orihime: …I may have
gotten the idea from Sokka.
12. Kyoraku: “The
Haunted Sake Jar”
The tagline (yes Kyoraku has
a tagline) is: “You go to get
a drink. And it bites off your
hand.”
Kyoraku: I give myself
Goosebumps telling this!
13. Komamura: “The
Seireitei Werewolf”
About a series of horrible
murders…that all take place
during the full moon.
Komamura: Because wolves
are scary!
14. Gin: “The Cask of
Monte Aizen”
It’s about a man who gets
his revenge kwa burying
another man alive.
Gin: Although it’s really
zaidi of a happy story.
15. Ulquiorra: “The
Telltale Heart”
He doesn’t know about the
Poe story. His is about a
moyo that flies around
telling all of your deepest
secrets to the people you
least want to know them.
Ulquiorra: Little bastard.
ok so listen over the time i was gone i got in a big fight with hallow ichigo over the articalmi was going to wright about him he got so pissed this is what he told me to tell his mashabiki amd my fans(piss off so i dont have to waste my awsome skill on u luasy as kitanda pattatoes, go die in a dich au take some meth maby that might help you. Danm shabiki girls stop hiding in my maile box,closet,under my bed!!!!!!! NO MOR DANM PICTURES OF ME IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!! like i alisema go and die danmit. and oh wait bu the way badcats10 i hate wewe the other siku when i fell i wasnt trying to grope wewe im srry so stop popping out of every were and trying to kill me im srry it was an accadent. ande when i wakled on wewe in the kuoga well(blush) just for get that.) that was his message from him to wewe
p.s kwa the way if wewe see him tell him im going to get him ok
p.s kwa the way if wewe see him tell him im going to get him ok
