Everyone wewe meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that wewe wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.
wewe start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.
wewe write to your mother in Karakura, Japan every week, even though she sends wewe mail from Iowa asking why wewe never write.
Every time wewe see a mitaani, mtaa sign, wewe have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.
wewe put oranges on your head because wewe heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.
You're always having to apologize to your inayofuata door neighbour for setting moto to his lawn decorations, mistaken as hollows.
Every "bwahaha" wewe hear on the radio reminds wewe of death.
People stay away from wewe whenever they hear wewe howl.
Your breath smells zaidi and zaidi like an arrancar dung each passing day.
Nobody listens to wewe anymore, because they can't understand wewe through that hollow mask.
wewe begin to stop and consider all of the hell butterflies you've played on as a child, and worry that their owners are going to one siku seek revenge.
wewe have meaningful conversations with your Bunny.
Your father pretends wewe are a shinigami, just to play along with your little illusion.
wewe collect Bleach Posters.
Every time the phone rings, wewe shout, "Hey! It should be the hollow signal alert!"
wewe like cats. Especially black ones having velvet eyes.
wewe put cherry blossom petals in the microwave to see if they'll pop a blade.
wewe have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
Your dentist asks wewe why each individual tooth has your name etched on it like Toshiro, Byakuya, Rukia, Ichigo..., and wewe tell him it's for security reasons.
Swords excite you.
When the waiter asks for your order, wewe ask to go into another dimension to tell him because "the hollow won't let wewe eat."
wewe tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
wewe argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten kwa FURA au to be loved kwa a horde of menos grande.
wewe like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a "Shinigami on duty".
wewe try to make a orodha of the Warning Signs of Bleach Insanity. (cough)
People offer wewe help, but wewe unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a strawberry.
wewe keep thinking this is the mwaka 100 years ago, when Hollowfication was rampant.
wewe despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only in JApanese.
wewe see migrating group of rabbits in the fall and only your attachment to the kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate keeps wewe from joining them.
The person wewe always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.
wewe like kusoma lists like this.
wewe start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.
wewe write to your mother in Karakura, Japan every week, even though she sends wewe mail from Iowa asking why wewe never write.
Every time wewe see a mitaani, mtaa sign, wewe have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.
wewe put oranges on your head because wewe heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.
You're always having to apologize to your inayofuata door neighbour for setting moto to his lawn decorations, mistaken as hollows.
Every "bwahaha" wewe hear on the radio reminds wewe of death.
People stay away from wewe whenever they hear wewe howl.
Your breath smells zaidi and zaidi like an arrancar dung each passing day.
Nobody listens to wewe anymore, because they can't understand wewe through that hollow mask.
wewe begin to stop and consider all of the hell butterflies you've played on as a child, and worry that their owners are going to one siku seek revenge.
wewe have meaningful conversations with your Bunny.
Your father pretends wewe are a shinigami, just to play along with your little illusion.
wewe collect Bleach Posters.
Every time the phone rings, wewe shout, "Hey! It should be the hollow signal alert!"
wewe like cats. Especially black ones having velvet eyes.
wewe put cherry blossom petals in the microwave to see if they'll pop a blade.
wewe have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
Your dentist asks wewe why each individual tooth has your name etched on it like Toshiro, Byakuya, Rukia, Ichigo..., and wewe tell him it's for security reasons.
Swords excite you.
When the waiter asks for your order, wewe ask to go into another dimension to tell him because "the hollow won't let wewe eat."
wewe tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
wewe argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten kwa FURA au to be loved kwa a horde of menos grande.
wewe like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a "Shinigami on duty".
wewe try to make a orodha of the Warning Signs of Bleach Insanity. (cough)
People offer wewe help, but wewe unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a strawberry.
wewe keep thinking this is the mwaka 100 years ago, when Hollowfication was rampant.
wewe despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only in JApanese.
wewe see migrating group of rabbits in the fall and only your attachment to the kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate keeps wewe from joining them.
The person wewe always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.
wewe like kusoma lists like this.