vitabu can be used for many things, not just for reading. In fact, I have created a orodha for the many uses of books.

1. Cut the guts to make your own hiding place for your stash of chocolate.

2. Chuck it at things, like your Marafiki au a river. Perhaps wewe can throw it at the premier screening of the new Twilight production at your local cinema, right at the projector. With either a Twilight book wewe aliiba from the twelve year-old fangirl inayofuata to wewe au your own copy of Harry Potter that wewe had a better version of anyway. Either au is perfectly fine.

3. Your Trigonometry textbook is great for the use of a hat! Confuse all the people at your family reunion of your sweet sanity, which may have disappeared along with your dignity kwa actually buying a ticket to go see Twilight opening night, au did wewe sneak in? wewe cheeky monkey.

4. Make people think you're intellectual kwa holding one to your face.

5. Build your own fort with your secret collection of Maximum Ride

Don't yourself to reading, my friend! vitabu have oh so many uses! If wewe have any more, post them in the maoni below.