wewe know you’re a Buffy shabiki when…
wewe can sing all the songs from “Once zaidi with Feeling” from memory…and if wewe can’t wewe stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
wewe can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Marafiki look at wewe like you’ve grown a third eye.
wewe spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
wewe stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
wewe spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
wewe decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
wewe go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have alisema _______” “Spike would have…”
When wewe say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Marafiki and family start saying it.
wewe think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult wewe can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a matunda ngumi, punch mouth”
wewe re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy au Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when wewe think someone is off their rocker
When wewe have an awful siku and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy wewe start on a 2hr speech that wewe know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
au when wewe say it and wewe try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would wewe save if your house was on moto and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the juu of your list
The muziki wewe have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons wewe into watching Prison Break and wewe say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange samaki monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
wewe use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” wewe say “Duck”
When wewe see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) wewe say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
wewe name a pet Willow, Oz, au something along those lines
When walking through a store wewe see some “interesting” clothing au jewelry and think “that’s something Willow au Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie wewe keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the maktaba researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so wewe start humming it…and all of a sudden wewe realize that wewe are imba it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so wewe make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
wewe can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact wewe want more…so wewe post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the maoni box :)
wewe can sing all the songs from “Once zaidi with Feeling” from memory…and if wewe can’t wewe stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
wewe can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your Marafiki look at wewe like you’ve grown a third eye.
wewe spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
wewe stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
wewe spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
wewe decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
wewe go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on Smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have alisema _______” “Spike would have…”
When wewe say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your Marafiki and family start saying it.
wewe think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult wewe can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a matunda ngumi, punch mouth”
wewe re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy au Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when wewe think someone is off their rocker
When wewe have an awful siku and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy wewe start on a 2hr speech that wewe know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
au when wewe say it and wewe try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would wewe save if your house was on moto and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the juu of your list
The muziki wewe have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons wewe into watching Prison Break and wewe say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange samaki monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
wewe use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” wewe say “Duck”
When wewe see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) wewe say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
wewe name a pet Willow, Oz, au something along those lines
When walking through a store wewe see some “interesting” clothing au jewelry and think “that’s something Willow au Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie wewe keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the maktaba researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so wewe start humming it…and all of a sudden wewe realize that wewe are imba it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so wewe make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
wewe can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact wewe want more…so wewe post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the maoni box :)
