"I know this one. Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, biddie blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone."
"Mom, I'm a Vampire Slayer."
"Good.'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. wewe can attack me, wewe can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!"
"What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn't even pack a lipstick?"
"You named your stake? Remind me to get wewe a stuffed animal."
"I-I was... just thinking, wouldn't it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn't a blood thing"
"Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This...
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