(Button Mash is trying to hit up Sweetie...)
*Button Mash: PLEASE SWEETIEBELLE! PLEASSSSEEEE!!!!
*SweetieBelle: Fine. I'll go with you. BUT! I'm bringing my big sister Rarity along with me!
*Button Mash: YEAH!!!
(Later that night at SCC...)
*Pinkie Pie: Alright wewe two silly fillies!! What'll it be?
*Button Mash: A strawberry/chocolate milkshake with TWO straws!!!
*Sweetie Belle: AND a big bunch of french fries!
*Pinkie Pie: Alrighty then! Be back in two shakes of a wamboozle with a pinch of oodledoodleblubberfish!!
*Rarity: Pinkie!! Would wewe be a dear and be as kind as to bring me a LARGE ruby cupcake? They're simply ravishing, and pleasantly decadent!
*Pinkie: Sure Rarity!!
(Pinkie leaves)
*Button Mash: So, Sweetie, what do wewe like to do for fun?
*Sweetie Belle: Oh, well, I like to sing, and I have my Cutiemark Crusaders (CMC). What do wewe do for fun?
*Button Mash: I like to play video games! and grow moustaches... but, mostly video games.
*Sweetie Belle: Oh... sounds, um... fun!
*Button Mash: So... what do wewe do in the Cutiemark Crusaders?
*Sweetie Belle: OMG! it's loads of fun!! We run around Ponyville, and do the MOST OUTRAGEOUS THINGS to find out what our cutie marks are supposed to be!
*Button Mash: That sounds like fun! Who all is in the CMC?
*Sweetie Belle: Well... me, Scootaloo, Babs, and apple Bloom. wewe probably don't know them.
*Button Mash: But I would like to meet them... I mean, they seem like fun!! And I don't have my cutie mark yet, so...
*Sweetie Belle: OMG! DO wewe WANT TO BE IN THE CMC?!
*Button Mash: sure? I mean, I guess I could. ( zaidi time with sweetie!!! YAAAASSSSSS!!!)
End of episode one.
Credits play "Pinkie Pie's imba Telegram Aftermath"
*Button Mash: PLEASE SWEETIEBELLE! PLEASSSSEEEE!!!!
*SweetieBelle: Fine. I'll go with you. BUT! I'm bringing my big sister Rarity along with me!
*Button Mash: YEAH!!!
(Later that night at SCC...)
*Pinkie Pie: Alright wewe two silly fillies!! What'll it be?
*Button Mash: A strawberry/chocolate milkshake with TWO straws!!!
*Sweetie Belle: AND a big bunch of french fries!
*Pinkie Pie: Alrighty then! Be back in two shakes of a wamboozle with a pinch of oodledoodleblubberfish!!
*Rarity: Pinkie!! Would wewe be a dear and be as kind as to bring me a LARGE ruby cupcake? They're simply ravishing, and pleasantly decadent!
*Pinkie: Sure Rarity!!
(Pinkie leaves)
*Button Mash: So, Sweetie, what do wewe like to do for fun?
*Sweetie Belle: Oh, well, I like to sing, and I have my Cutiemark Crusaders (CMC). What do wewe do for fun?
*Button Mash: I like to play video games! and grow moustaches... but, mostly video games.
*Sweetie Belle: Oh... sounds, um... fun!
*Button Mash: So... what do wewe do in the Cutiemark Crusaders?
*Sweetie Belle: OMG! it's loads of fun!! We run around Ponyville, and do the MOST OUTRAGEOUS THINGS to find out what our cutie marks are supposed to be!
*Button Mash: That sounds like fun! Who all is in the CMC?
*Sweetie Belle: Well... me, Scootaloo, Babs, and apple Bloom. wewe probably don't know them.
*Button Mash: But I would like to meet them... I mean, they seem like fun!! And I don't have my cutie mark yet, so...
*Sweetie Belle: OMG! DO wewe WANT TO BE IN THE CMC?!
*Button Mash: sure? I mean, I guess I could. ( zaidi time with sweetie!!! YAAAASSSSSS!!!)
End of episode one.
Credits play "Pinkie Pie's imba Telegram Aftermath"
Okay, wewe know I have that 1-year Gamefly subscription. If wewe read my juu 10 Video Games list, wewe saw Phantasy nyota Portable 2 in the honorable mentions orodha with the reason aliyopewa that I have yet to finish it. The reason for that was the final boss of the game kept pulverizing my plot too many times to count. Guess what I get to rectify either today au Monday! After I get my long-awaited revenge and close this digital plothole, I will get right to work on a review for it... hopefully. Stand by.
I know, you're all wondering: "When is Button Mash gonna review another game?"
Well, it won't be too long. I got a year's worth of Gamefly, so I'll be playing a lot of games. I'll probably review some of them. In the meantime, hang tight. I'm not dead. I've just been busy trying to make Marafiki in Equestria when I'm not sitting on my plot trying to make sense of what I'm playing, which does happen occasionally.
I think I'll review that hivi karibuni South Park game next... what do wewe ponies think?
Well, it won't be too long. I got a year's worth of Gamefly, so I'll be playing a lot of games. I'll probably review some of them. In the meantime, hang tight. I'm not dead. I've just been busy trying to make Marafiki in Equestria when I'm not sitting on my plot trying to make sense of what I'm playing, which does happen occasionally.
I think I'll review that hivi karibuni South Park game next... what do wewe ponies think?
So, I heard this game called Destiny came out. It was supposed to be the biggest game in the universe, surpassed kwa nothing, with the best feature set this side of Grand Theft Auto 5.
Then the reviews came out.
It was highly regarded as a boring grindfest. A waste of 60 bits. Well, here's my own 2 bits.
These guys at Bungie are going to drag this out over 10 years. 10. BUCKING. YEARS. Yeah, it's boring now. But give it some time to come out with DLC and shit and you'll have a sleeper hit. There's a reason long-term plans work.
Then the reviews came out.
It was highly regarded as a boring grindfest. A waste of 60 bits. Well, here's my own 2 bits.
These guys at Bungie are going to drag this out over 10 years. 10. BUCKING. YEARS. Yeah, it's boring now. But give it some time to come out with DLC and shit and you'll have a sleeper hit. There's a reason long-term plans work.