Well... that sucked.

-Story-
If wewe read Windwakerguy430's review, skip this portion, but for the sake of my credibility... wewe must become the King/Queen of Albion to stop an invasion of evil Gak. Read Windwaker's review for the score I gave this.

-Combat-
Dear Princess Celestia... GIVE ME COMBAT THAT ISN'T THIS!! Guns and spells are OP, and wewe can usually luck out with your melee attacks. And they ACTUALLY put an achievement in the game for not dying? Fuckin' insulting...
Score: 0/100

-Further explanation on Story-
Already explained, wewe know how this works, either be a good boi and let people die au be a hardass and save every--NO WAIT BUY ALL THE SHIT AND MAKE ALL THE RENT. The story works if not for the game's own mehanics.
Score: 20/100

-Replay Value-
Would exist if not for the lack of moral choices mattering.
Score: 0/100

-Visuals-
Eh.
Score: 50/100

-Final Score-
A game that's only fun for Fable enthusiats that somehow get off to the Fable 1 hero fucking his sister. Who turns out to be the blind girl in fhe inayofuata two games. -3-
Score: 70/400 au 17.5/100.