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#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked kwa me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no zaidi than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about most things.
Even in the new ones, I still like him sometimes.
But it's obvious that he's not relatable anymore.
He's become much less developed, and a lot zaidi insecure.


#2: SPONGEBOB:
Patrick may be the idiot, but Spongebob isn't excatly the sharpest tool either.
He use to be a great character, with a a cute type of nievity.
But now, it's full out idiocy.
Squidward is the only relatable one left.
... Yet I still watch this so anyway.
What is wrong with me!? XD


#3: BRAIN GRIFFIN:
I never liked him anyway.
But before 05, Brian was a funny and deep character. Now, unfortunately, he's been turned into a self-righteous hippy douche and has Lost any depth he used to possess. He's just used as a soapbox for the creators to spout their own beliefs out of. I can't help but cringe whenever he starts another one of his hippy rants, because it makes me remember the fantastic character he used to be- the dry straight man to Peter's idiotic schemes, and the only one in the household that could match Stewie's intelligence and wit. Now, he's been reduced to a hypocritical moron. It honestly makes me sad..


#4: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Lois use to be a relatable character. Usually the voice of reason.
But now she's LITERARY a slut.
Who openly cheats on her husband just because she "can"..


#5: STAN MARSH:
I never liked the old verison of South park.
The high voices annoy the hell out of me.
But Stan is such a hypercrite now, sometimes I just want to ngumi, punch him in the face..


#6: LISA SIMPSON:
In the first few seasons of The Simpsons, Lisa was a little zaidi zaidi believable and she would often misbehave just as frequently as Bart, this let viewers know that she was only a child. Then her portrayal went downhill when she Lost her childlike innocence, gained arrogance and became an antagonistic plot device for the shows unorthodox plots. In other words she became the shows voice of reason when it wasn't really needed in the first place, wewe might hear a joke on The Simpsons and find the mindlessness funny, only for killjoy Lisa to explain the joke and pinpoint the negativity in the joke itself reducing the humour. So much for being subtle, Lisa has become increasingly zaidi annoying as the onyesha has progressed and is now a useless addition to the show. It's little wonder why mashabiki have grown to despise the onyesha over Lisa and her irritating mannerisms.


#7: MEG GRIFFIN:
Meg was originally depicted as the "sweet, teenage daughter" who typically took the blame for the terrible things done kwa the other members of her family. However, over the years, the writers stripped Meg down to a desperate teenager who is hardly noticed kwa her family.

Meg is often shown as emotionally fragile au disturbed, derived from desperation for upendo and attention. In "Untitled Griffin Family History", Meg is charged for forcing herself upon a group of would-be captors and grows violently obsessed with Brian after a drunken kiss at the Junior Prom in "Barely Legal". In the same episode, Meg threatens to commit suicide when nobody at school would be her tarehe to the prom and she also tells her parents that she's going upstairs to eat a whole bag of peanuts. When her parents stare at her blankly, she cries, "I'm allergic to peanuts!" In "Road to the North Pole" she wishes for "softer voices" in her head.

Meg also speaks of habitually cutting herself and throwing up after meals. Meg's dangerous behavior, however obvious, is rarely noticed kwa her parents even when stated. Such as in "Sibling Rivalry" after Lois had her fat removed she states to Meg, that eating to solve ones problems is the wrong thing to do, apparently referencing that she's somewhat fat, while complimenting Chris' hat despite him being the one who is overly obese. In this Meg replies, "I don't eat to solve my problems, I cut myself."

Peter also doesn't pay attention when she loses her temper and assaults a man who crashed into the back of the car while driving him, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire around when they have been drinking in "Road to Rupert". He exclaims that her actions were "awesome" and this leads to her engaging in other erratic behavior to impress him. In "Dial Meg for Murder", Meg was desperate enough to tarehe a criminal. Meg later stated no one cares about her while robbing Mort's Pharmacy and knocking Peter's teeth out and rapidly beating him. In "Go, Stewie, Go!", she rips out one of her teeth to prove that she is tougher than Lois. In "April in Quahog", it's alluded that she strangles stray Cats and taught Chris how to poison squirrels during a family vacation mentioned in "Friends Without Benefits".


#8: SCOOTALOO:
Scootaloo is energetic and tomboyish. She complains about having to listen to "sappy" and "namby-pamby" stories in The Cutie Mark Chronicles. However, like the other Crusaders, she finds Big McIntosh and Cheerilee's romance charming in Hearts and Hooves Day. Although brash and spunky, she is skittish and self-conscious in Sleepless in Ponyville.
According to Lauren Faust, Scootaloo was "originally conceived as getting in a lot of schoolyard fights over being picked on for not flying.
(for the record. Faust confirmed at Equestria LA 2015 that she does have parents, but the topic of it was never brought up).
But anyway.
Like the other Crusaders.
The writers seemed to have stopped caring about her eventually.
But she's still my inayopendelewa anyway..


#9: FLUTTERSHY:
She never seemed to have developed all that much..


#10: MR KRABS:
Mr Krabs use to be a father figure Spongebob in earlier seasons. But that obviously isn't the case no more.
Now a days Mr Krabs is one of the most self centered and hypercritical characters of the series.
His only interest is to have money, and he could not care less for his customers, employees, family au even himself.
Making his employees at the Krusty Krab pay him for their services, which is a hint of extortion au swindling.
He even forces SpongeBob to pay him often, and SpongeBob is either too naive au generous to realize he is being scammed.
posted by Canada24
#1: FIVE FINGER DEATH ngumi, punch - COMING DOWN:
The video, directed kwa Nick Peterson, begins with clips of a young woman (played kwa Samantha Gill[2]) in a bathroom placing an envelope, a pill bottle and a make-up brush on the counter. Meanwhile, a young man (played kwa Leland Montgomery[2]) walks out to a jikoni with a revolver in hand where an older man and woman (presumably his parents) are seated having breakfast together. The young man cocks the hammer, then puts the revolver barrel to his head and (presumably) pulls the trigger to commit suicide as his parents try to stop him. After a single...
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#1: AVOID THE DEEP WEB:
The sight is mostly contained of drug deals and stuff.
Don't know ANYTHING about this "deep web" sight.
But the fact is, drug deals aren't the BAD things.
The bad things are illagal porn, OF FUCKIN CHILDREN!.
Murderers inaonyesha off graphic pictures of their "art" on the victims. And ways for homicidal hackers to find your address..


#2; AVOID DRUGS:
Drugs ARE bad!
Our parents weren't fuckin exggerating..


#3: DON'T DELIVER pizza TO MYSTERIOUS CALLERS:
It never end wells..


#4: DON'T FUCK WITH ORJIA BOARDS:
It never ends well..


#5: NEVER LET STRANGERS INTO YOUR HOUSE:
It never...
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LIBERTY CITY HOSPITAL:

A doctor finished wrapping up Dash's wound.

"Dash.. I'm so sorry.. This is ALL my fault!" Roman alisema sadly.

"Hey.. I'm the one who shot Steve Erics, so it's on BOTH of us" Dash insisted.

"How the fuck did they even know it was you?" Gordon asked.

"Hell if I know" Dash admitted.

"It doesn't matter anyway.. We need to put an end to this.. Take them ALL out" Niko said.

"Shit.. If only Michael Keane was here.. He'd upendo this shit" Gordon alisema sadly.

"Yeah.. Poor bastard.. If only I was nicer to him" Packie said, also sad from the memory.

"Guys.. This isn't the time.. If we're gonna...
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posted by Canada24
I AM NOW!
An instrument of violence. I am a vessel of invincibility
I CANNOT!
leave this undecided, Stepping down to battle another day
REMEMBER!
Me for all time this, Determination is a vital part of me.
SURRUENDER!
now au be counted. With the endless masses that I will defeaaat.

Come on bring it!

Don't sing it!

Better believe it!

BROKEN DOWN,
till your hope has died
BEAT DOWN!
till victory's mine
STAND UP!
And onyesha me some pride
AND NOW!
ARE READDDDY!

I'm the one with the warrior inside!
My dominance can't be denied!
Your entire world will turn Into a battlefield tonight!
As I look upon you, through the warrior's...
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posted by Canada24
#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
The famish serial killer known as Frederick Charles "Freddy" Krueger might of had an tragic childhood.
But Krueger Lost EVERY right to be sympathized with.
The death of his abusive stepfather might of been called for a bit.
But there's NO way all those innocent children deserved to die as well.
His actions eventually earned him the alias "Springwood Slasher", where he killed several kids inside a boiler room within an old power plant where he used to work. When his wife, Loretta, discovered his secret, he strangled her in front of his daughter, Kathryn, who also found out about...
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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As wewe expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes wewe hate Lilly....
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posted by Canada24
#10: METALLICA:
Only reason there last is because I haven't really been lessening to them as much I use too.
But don't get me wrong.
Once wewe get me into playing one of their songs on YouTube.
I have to play ALL thir songs.. :)

#9: DISTURBED:

#8: THREE DAYS GRACE:
There both from my childhood AND one of my nyumbani towns (Norwood). So how could I NOT add them..

#7: FAT JOE:

#6: SLIPKNOT:
The type of band where, even though they have lots of screaming moments, the singer is always "20% cooler" when using his normal voice.. Espically in the chorus of Sulfer and Vermillion..

#5: EMINEM:
On of the most skilled...
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added by Canada24
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods kwa truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye: *Stops train near hump* Okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, au watching televisheni at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: hujambo Master Sword, inayofuata time wewe interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to kuvuka, msalaba the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a siku off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. I ended season 1..

Not really doing much for Halloween except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.

I never actually seen it. Just the remake.

I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, kwa always watching, and eventually he kills you.

Anyway.. About bojack..

Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.

I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.

Anyway.. inayofuata is season 2 I guess :)
#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws wewe under the bus, but he'll take a shit on wewe afterwards..


#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything wewe have seen on this orodha has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, au at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even zaidi so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is zaidi of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...
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#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be zaidi than this. And also tried giving zaidi SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..


#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main chanzo of comedy is that the...
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posted by Canada24
#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is wewe can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...
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