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#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job au deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a zaidi efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained kwa the sword needed to be defended kwa the sword; of the eight kings who ruled Northumbria between 600 and 700, six died in battle.One successful monarch was Aethelbald of Mercia, a kingdom that was an amalgamation of 30 different tribes. In a style that was typical of the era, he usurped the kiti cha enzi from his father Aethelwulf while the old man was visiting Rome. kwa 731 he controlled all England south of the Humber, and was styled ‘King not only of the Mercian’s but also of all the provinces which are called South English’. However, his supremacy was neither easily won nor stable and he had many enemies. St Boniface, Archbishop of Canterbury, for example, constantly reproached him for not taking a wife and instead fornicating with nuns.Aethelbald did marry eventually. On his way back from Rome his father had married Judith, the thirteen-year-old daughter of the Frankish king Charles the Bald, and when his father died Aethelbald took her for his own wife. Even that didn’t satisfy the clergy, who castigated him for marrying his stepmother (she was kwa then an ancient 15 year-old). The marriage was annulled and the girl returned to France, where her own father, because her marriage had been deemed incestuous, sent her to a nunnery. In a rare breach of Anglo-Saxon fidelity (but not a unique one) Aethelbald was murdered kwa his bodyguard at Seckingham near Tamworth..



#5: BEING A GHOST:
Many believe Ghosts are souls can't get into heaven.
I don't know, just something about that saddens me.
Your basically trapped..


#4: POSSESSION:
A evil, horrible, person takes control of your body.
Imagine that..


#3: NEVER BEING ABLE TO DIE au GROW OLD:
May SOUND cool.
But eventually your lose everyone you've ever loved.
And wewe can't die. No matter how hard wewe may try..


#2: HELL:
Hell is a place of torment and punishment in an afterlife. It is viewed kwa most Abrahamic traditions as punishment.
An endless torture, that wewe endure for all eturnity..


#1: HELLSING GHOUL:
Ghouls are zombie-like creatures that are created when a vampire drains the blood of a non-virgin human. If fatally wounded, they instantly crumble to dust. They are under the control of the vampire who bites them.
And the victim's soul is taken in kwa the vampire if they are turned into a ghoul.
As Alucard states.
Most Ghouls weren't made ghouls kwa CHOICE, and he also asks Seras Victoria to bring peace to the ghouls as they did not "choose" this fate..
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told wewe that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hujambo Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
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 Sick design, "okay" character
Sick design, "okay" character
This movie series has been zaidi au less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider gppony, pony video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" tembo of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...
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#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed kwa agreeing to a secret meeting with alisema person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...
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posted by Canada24
So I watched 2 sinema for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people upendo my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any zaidi Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. kwa nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...
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Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated kwa THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined kwa over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...
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#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, au the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make wewe hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..


#2:...
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#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive wewe to extremes. But wewe know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your inayopendelewa author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.


#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved kwa mashabiki for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin kwa utterly devastating Batman, and one...
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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main chanzo of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy glove, glovu while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his Watchmen screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. au the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 dakika of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 dakika watching some poor woman getting assaulted kwa hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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In my opinion, it's zaidi depressing than scary


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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom nyumbani in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 mwaka old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...
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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins uigizaji weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes zaidi and zaidi paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than wewe think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi, katika (or Micro SMG if wewe prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun au machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene wewe always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did wewe say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see wewe as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing wewe to do something wewe don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I alisema wewe had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are wewe honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's zaidi popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have zaidi au less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit zaidi hilarious..
As all TRUE Metallica mashabiki know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell wewe what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. zaidi for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin upendo the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders upinde wa mvua Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes keki normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen kwa his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated kwa how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered kwa a steak, mnofu knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the sekunde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on moto and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...
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