How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer maswali such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can wewe get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are babies ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in upendo with your dog?
"... wewe need help"


Do wewe Cats know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"


Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
"Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from"


Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously wewe never seen Alpha and Omega"


What happens if wewe paint your teeth white with nail polish?
"You die!"


How do I test if my kobe, kasa is gay?
"you onyesha it your penis, and see if it stares for zaidi than 20 seconds"


Are there autographs of Jesus Christ?
"No, they were all turned into wine"