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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill wewe both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell wewe all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?


#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?


#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill wewe both, slice wewe open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?


#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear wewe up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!


#5:
Salem: hujambo Ty? Who wewe think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set kwa our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE wewe ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. wewe heard that?


#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome wewe freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!


#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown


#8:
Elliot: wewe think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask wewe something? Did wewe have to live the rest of your life with your best Marafiki life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So wewe can take your god damn ripoti and shove it up your ass... And let me tell wewe something else.. wewe did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that wewe created... So wewe live with that!


#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how wewe like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!


#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.


#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!


#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few sekunde were no one's trying to kill us.


#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!


#14:
Rios: I can't believe wewe want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable


#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, wewe WISH wewe had moves like that.


#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!


#17:
Salem: Sense when are wewe such a god damn boy scot!?


#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!


#19:
Salem: (to Rios) wewe oh me a soda.


#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
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AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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Hate is all around.
If wewe see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about wewe all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH...
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#1: CUPCAKES:
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of keki inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL keki did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW sinema (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me upendo Pinkie zaidi instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...
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I upendo this friggin song!



It ain't fading!
Maan I gotta let it out!
Am I crazy!?
Screaming, nothing ever comes out!
I keep feeling, lost!
I'll never find my way out!
I'm not thanking, them!
Unless the truth can pour out!


Give me some courage!
Beating me down now for some time!
Are wewe laughing, am I funny?
I hate inside.
I HATE INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!


I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cuz I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and aliiba my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!


My heart's breaking!
Maan wewe really ripped it out!
You take pleasure!
Watching as I...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely maarufu over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, au insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being zaidi relatable..

And...
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posted by Canada24
This song used directly for my first of the 2 keki videos.. So here's the lyrics..

SlipKnot has very deep songs...

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She seems dressed, in all the rings.
Of past fatalities.
So fragile, yet so devious.
She continues to see it.
Climatic hands that press.
Her temples and my chest.
Enter the night that she came,home
(whispery) Foreverr!

Ohhhhhhh!!
SHE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT MAKES ME SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!

She is everything, and more.
The solemn hypnotic.
My Dahlia bathed in possession.
She is nyumbani to me.
I get nervous, perverse, when I...
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But it's badass at the same time
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#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..

#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..

#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him au upendo him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much zaidi "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
Too be honest..
I never fully finished season 1..
I never had the attention span for it..

But I knew ENOUGH to realise, Vegeta, in my opinion, MAKES the first season. With his awesome voice, perfect use of sarcasm,and that type of shit.

In this season.
I still didn't finish ALL of it, but I watched most of it..
Enough to realise abridged Freeza is such a perfect example of "loveable douchebag".
He dose horrible horrible things, and then somehow makes this okay, kwa giving over the juu sarcasm and dark comedy.
So, yeah..
Freeza is awesome..

Plus.
There's also the fact, that watching the fitt 21 minutes...
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I never actually SEEN dragon Ball Z.
But know who characters are.

Anyway.
I don't have much to say.
It's such a long series.
I could never finish it. Most just watched all the BEST OF's.

Now that I am finally able to appreciate the humor.
This series is f***in hilarious.

The Humor mixes between Piccalo being a wise ass. KrillIn being the butt of all the jokes. Frieze being borderline insane. And Goku being an immature moron, with a lack of common sense, and would literary forgive wewe for killing his friends, simply cause wewe (sarcastically) apologised.

But th REAL humor comes, from my opinion, directly from Vedetta.
Abridged Vedetta should have his own crossover series.
He's friggin awesome.
He's loud, but his voice shows that.
Sometimes.
Loud screaming is AWESOME..

Anyway..

That's all I got.

PLEASE LEAVE maoni
Okay.. The first thing wewe guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?

"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw wewe in front of a bus without a sekunde thought"..

Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.

Cause when wewe really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.

Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him zaidi pain.

Anyway.
Not much zaidi to say.

But I'll leave it as something to think about..
REGGIE:
Reggie is a minor antagonist with a very brief role of the series.
He is the childhood bully of Saten and Derpy, though his methods seems zaidi immature then cruel. But either way he is accidentally killed kwa Saten in an event that ironically caused Saten's cutie mark, despite not being his true talent.

SILVERNEEDLE:
Not much is known about him, despite that he is a hardcore stoner.

SATEN'S MOTHER:
She has no real appearance yet, but is mentioned to be a possible prostitute, and robbed Saten Twist of a proper childhood, due to her obsessive drinking, unfortunately Saten also grows up to...
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Frank enters the bathroom.,
Brandon: The movement is growing.. Soon, where all be part of the change.
Frank: (takes an unnecessary picture of Brandon).
Brandon: (angry) DID wewe JUST TAKE MY PICTURE!?
Frank: Yes I did Dude.
Brandon: Why would wewe do that!?
Frank: I was bored.. Anyway, wewe should come with me to the salama house where it's safe.
Brandon: (sarcastically) Really!? The salama house is SAFE!? I totally didnt gather that something with the word salama house, would be SAFE!?
Frank: Yes. Excatly. It's not salama out here, there's a bunch of zombies.. Along with an crazy psychopath, called Brandon...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, juu Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines juu Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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Play this song when kusoma it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the siku too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, wewe know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill wewe on sight.. But if wewe survive the night.. Let's have a bia to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...
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posted by Canada24
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..

It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.

As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most inayopendelewa character.

And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit au whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.

But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the onyesha till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.

I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless wewe count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
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creepypastas
posted by Canada24
upendo is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, moto me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light...
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