#1:
MAN: Young man? wewe trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else wewe gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, wewe know, but--that's for online--but, what are wewe out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.
#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do wewe not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!
#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere of terrified respect!… I'm Alan McClean.. And I realized parenting vitabu are easy to write when wewe re-purpose what wewe learned in the Marines about what breaks a man.. Let's face it.. Kids are rotten little SHITS!!.. I wouldn't be here today, if my parents hadn't smacked the SHIT out of me!.. Buy my book, "hitting kids works wonders”, today!.. And get respect from your kids!.. The government approved way!
#4:
Channel X voice: FUCK THIS FUCKIN SONG!!
#5:
Girl: Like earlier.. I saw, this girl dying.. But she wouldn't be dying if she had insurence.. So I walked away.
Man: Wow.. Did wewe even call an ambulance?
Girl: Coarse not.. Wouldn't give her the satisfaction.
Man: .. What happened?
Girl: Well... She died.. But she learned a VALUABLE lesson!
#6:
JUDGE GRADY: What? Look what's happened to you! Why wewe got a hyphen name? Why wewe gonna be half a man? She took away wewe manhood, she masculated wewe good and proper. wewe got some bitch's name on half your shit! Do wewe pee sitting down?
CHUCK: Ummm..... (audience moans)
JUDGE GRADY: DO wewe PEE SITTING DOWN?!
CHUCK: Well, we're equal partners and it's not fair that she has took the toilet up so I don't really mind...
JUDGE GRADY: Equal partners? wewe gonna give a woman's last name? I's surprised that wewe haven't started growing tits. For the upendo of all that is holy in the world...
CHUCK: wewe know the deal judge, I have to agree. I'll never get laid again.
MAN: Young man? wewe trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else wewe gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, wewe know, but--that's for online--but, what are wewe out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.
#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do wewe not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!
#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere of terrified respect!… I'm Alan McClean.. And I realized parenting vitabu are easy to write when wewe re-purpose what wewe learned in the Marines about what breaks a man.. Let's face it.. Kids are rotten little SHITS!!.. I wouldn't be here today, if my parents hadn't smacked the SHIT out of me!.. Buy my book, "hitting kids works wonders”, today!.. And get respect from your kids!.. The government approved way!
#4:
Channel X voice: FUCK THIS FUCKIN SONG!!
#5:
Girl: Like earlier.. I saw, this girl dying.. But she wouldn't be dying if she had insurence.. So I walked away.
Man: Wow.. Did wewe even call an ambulance?
Girl: Coarse not.. Wouldn't give her the satisfaction.
Man: .. What happened?
Girl: Well... She died.. But she learned a VALUABLE lesson!
#6:
JUDGE GRADY: What? Look what's happened to you! Why wewe got a hyphen name? Why wewe gonna be half a man? She took away wewe manhood, she masculated wewe good and proper. wewe got some bitch's name on half your shit! Do wewe pee sitting down?
CHUCK: Ummm..... (audience moans)
JUDGE GRADY: DO wewe PEE SITTING DOWN?!
CHUCK: Well, we're equal partners and it's not fair that she has took the toilet up so I don't really mind...
JUDGE GRADY: Equal partners? wewe gonna give a woman's last name? I's surprised that wewe haven't started growing tits. For the upendo of all that is holy in the world...
CHUCK: wewe know the deal judge, I have to agree. I'll never get laid again.
This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked kwa Jan and Luke Valentine.
Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives au dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives au dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
Jan
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. wewe really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him zaidi in sinema like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. wewe really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him zaidi in sinema like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
