#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as wewe are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what wewe THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because wewe decided to start standing in open territory!
#3:
Hines: STOP IT! au I WILL SET wewe ON FIRE!!
#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing more.. Than to slice off your wenies!.. And wear it BRACELET!!
#6:
Hines: Let me tell wewe what happens.. When wewe have unprotected, sexual interplay... First.. The wife has an baby.. Here he is.. He has hair on the sides, and strangely enough a moustache (reveals the baby is him)... Then the coach's mother over here, she's desperate and lonely.. She marries the man over here, "mullet".. Who.. Is selling, nicknacks made out of mahindi, nafaka cobs.. When he's not guslaing beer.. Or.. Betting, the local round table.. Leaving junior.. (starts crying).. Alone at home.. To befriend a pig name.. Who became dinner, when the money.. (crying) give me a second.. (to himself) Don't wewe cry.. Hines, I swear if wewe cry, I will dress wewe up like a muhuri and jump in an orca tank... (to the others) So I want all of you.. To think about THAAAT!!... The inayofuata time, wewe decide to take your "sports car" into a girls "garage" without an (kicks leg) AIRBAG!!
#7:
Hines: I will ngumi, punch your moyo though the back of your body!!
#8:
Hines: (points at gay kid) See this man here.. He's what we use to call in my siku a "good catch".. wewe never see this guy chasing skirts around.. In fact I never seen him with a girl!.. Not once. Ever!.. In the entire history he's been at this school! Not ONE TIME!!.. This guy.. Unbelievable high gene, impeccable.. This man is the first one in the showers!.. And is absolutely ALWAYS the last one to leave!
#9:
Hines: Unbelievable.. Back in my day!.. It took 3 dates just to get your arm "around" the girl!.. And if your forearm touched her neck, she was PREGNANT!!
Yomashi: Times changed bro.
Hines: ... Did wewe just call me bro!?
#10:
Old lady: (insults Hines).
Hines: This is my crystal ball wait here.. Know what I see.. Old lady.. After the game.. SHOT TO THE HEAD!!
#11:
Student: Well... We mailed a giant pig to his house the other day.
Hines: THERE IS A GIANT PIG WITH HORNS!!.. LIVING IN THE GUEST ROOM!!
#12:
Hines: I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE!!
#13:
Hines: When wewe get out there today.. Remember one thing alright.. One thing.. Reggie did NOT get me with the poop thing!
#14:
Reggie: I remember, we use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying.
Hines: Yes.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
#15:
Reggie: Oh remember, when we put your battery acid in your shampoo.. Your hair fell out.
Heines: Yes.. As wewe see.. It never grew back.. (sniffs) It never grew back.. It was painful, it hurt a little.. I didn't know that was wewe Reg, hawawhaw. Did.. NOT know that was you.
#16:
Hines: SIT DOWN au I'LL SET wewe ON FIRE!!
#17:
Hines: Your on my orodha twice buddy.. Know what that means.. I kill ya, I revive ya, and I kill ya again.
#18:
Hines: HERE'S THE LINE!!.. AND wewe JUST, CROSSED IT!!
#19:
Hines: Bless me father, for I am ABOUT to sin!
#20:
Hines: Lose this game! And I will murder you!... Every single one of ya.. Multiple stab wounds, snd BREAK!!
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as wewe are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what wewe THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because wewe decided to start standing in open territory!
#3:
Hines: STOP IT! au I WILL SET wewe ON FIRE!!
#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing more.. Than to slice off your wenies!.. And wear it BRACELET!!
#6:
Hines: Let me tell wewe what happens.. When wewe have unprotected, sexual interplay... First.. The wife has an baby.. Here he is.. He has hair on the sides, and strangely enough a moustache (reveals the baby is him)... Then the coach's mother over here, she's desperate and lonely.. She marries the man over here, "mullet".. Who.. Is selling, nicknacks made out of mahindi, nafaka cobs.. When he's not guslaing beer.. Or.. Betting, the local round table.. Leaving junior.. (starts crying).. Alone at home.. To befriend a pig name.. Who became dinner, when the money.. (crying) give me a second.. (to himself) Don't wewe cry.. Hines, I swear if wewe cry, I will dress wewe up like a muhuri and jump in an orca tank... (to the others) So I want all of you.. To think about THAAAT!!... The inayofuata time, wewe decide to take your "sports car" into a girls "garage" without an (kicks leg) AIRBAG!!
#7:
Hines: I will ngumi, punch your moyo though the back of your body!!
#8:
Hines: (points at gay kid) See this man here.. He's what we use to call in my siku a "good catch".. wewe never see this guy chasing skirts around.. In fact I never seen him with a girl!.. Not once. Ever!.. In the entire history he's been at this school! Not ONE TIME!!.. This guy.. Unbelievable high gene, impeccable.. This man is the first one in the showers!.. And is absolutely ALWAYS the last one to leave!
#9:
Hines: Unbelievable.. Back in my day!.. It took 3 dates just to get your arm "around" the girl!.. And if your forearm touched her neck, she was PREGNANT!!
Yomashi: Times changed bro.
Hines: ... Did wewe just call me bro!?
#10:
Old lady: (insults Hines).
Hines: This is my crystal ball wait here.. Know what I see.. Old lady.. After the game.. SHOT TO THE HEAD!!
#11:
Student: Well... We mailed a giant pig to his house the other day.
Hines: THERE IS A GIANT PIG WITH HORNS!!.. LIVING IN THE GUEST ROOM!!
#12:
Hines: I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE!!
#13:
Hines: When wewe get out there today.. Remember one thing alright.. One thing.. Reggie did NOT get me with the poop thing!
#14:
Reggie: I remember, we use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying.
Hines: Yes.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
#15:
Reggie: Oh remember, when we put your battery acid in your shampoo.. Your hair fell out.
Heines: Yes.. As wewe see.. It never grew back.. (sniffs) It never grew back.. It was painful, it hurt a little.. I didn't know that was wewe Reg, hawawhaw. Did.. NOT know that was you.
#16:
Hines: SIT DOWN au I'LL SET wewe ON FIRE!!
#17:
Hines: Your on my orodha twice buddy.. Know what that means.. I kill ya, I revive ya, and I kill ya again.
#18:
Hines: HERE'S THE LINE!!.. AND wewe JUST, CROSSED IT!!
#19:
Hines: Bless me father, for I am ABOUT to sin!
#20:
Hines: Lose this game! And I will murder you!... Every single one of ya.. Multiple stab wounds, snd BREAK!!
This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked kwa Jan and Luke Valentine.
Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives au dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
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Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives au dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
Jan
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...
#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. wewe really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him zaidi in sinema like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..
#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. wewe really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him zaidi in sinema like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
