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#1: ray BULGARLIN:
Yes.. Yes.. I know, I'm obsessed with him a bit.
But after all I mentioned last time, it's no surprise I consider him one of the GREATEST gta villains of all time..
And with said, he should of at least died "fighting" right?
Nope.. Ray, dies as a coward.. Least in MY opinion..
I like Jimmy P's death the best, he died honourably, while Dimitri and ray both died cowardly.. (though that's rather expected of Dimitri)..


#2: MICHAEL TOWNLEY:
It's bad enough having the OPTION..
After everything Michael did for him, Franklyn has the option of killing him. I never chose it, wewe feel like shit for doing it.
But the one time I did, I found it rather disappointing.
Michael gets shot at, ran over kwa cars, beaten up.. Just about anything. And he lives. Even during the level Michael is invulnerable from bullets hitting him, but he can still damage Franklin.
But yet, a fall from a tower, kills him.
Plus..
Even if Frankly decides to pull Michael up, Michael will headbutt Franklin, and ends up falling anyway.


#3: BANE:
The third and final instalment of Christopher Nolan’s gritty Batman reinvention featured something that had been lacking in many hivi karibuni superhero films – a villain that can best the hero. When Batman meets his match with masked muscle Bane in the sewers beneath Gotham, audiences are treated to one of the most brutal, excellently shot scenes of the entire trilogy. Batman is beaten, bloodied, and broken, then thrown into a prison and forced to watch while his city burns. Clearly, Bane is not somebody to be trifled with.

With Bane representing overarching political themes such as class warfare, corruption and the failure of a corrupt system, such a physically and intellectually superior villain warranted something special for his defeat. Instead all we are treated to is a quick gunshot and a smutty one-liner from Anne Hathaway. That’s it. I’ve yet to meet someone who didn’t expect Bane to have some kind of part to play in between his death and the end credits – but no. As soon as it is revealed that Miranda Tate was the brains behind the whole thing, it is somehow justified that Bane can be swatted away without another word, like just another henchman. Poor effort..


#4: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
He betrayed Rusnov TWICE.
Killed Dimitri, and brainwashed Mason.
I don't know.
Seeing him get strangled in a drowning ship, didn't really seem a good enough death for such a character..


#5: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
He was the ORIGINAL villain.
He kills everyone but Soap and Price.
Even servives his arm getting blown off.
But then he gets killed rather quickly in the end..


#6: SARUMAN (the white wizard):
His death was cut to deleted scene.
And if wewe haven't seen it.
Consider it BETTER that way..


#7: DARTH MAUL:
(no comment)..


#8: JASON VOORHEES:
In his first appearance as a villain, in the sekunde movie.
Jason dose, what Jason dose best.
Hardcore murder.
But then he gets killed kwa a single axe to the head.
So much for being INHUMAN..


#9: EMPEROR PALPATINE:
One of the most epic villains of the series.
Palpatine is the definition of EVIL.
And while I applaud Vader for finally snapping out of it, and defeating. Looking back, there should of been a epic duel au something.
I liked Palpatine..


#10: BRIAN JEREMY:
Either wewe kill Brian as he begs for his life.
au wewe spare Brian and leads wewe to an ambush, and leads to a even WORSE death.
He, instead of trying to kill wewe like the rest of the ambush, rushes onto his bike snd drives around without a care in the world as Johnny chases after him..
This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins uigizaji weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes zaidi and zaidi paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than wewe think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..


#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...
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#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi, katika (or Micro SMG if wewe prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun au machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene wewe always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...
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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did wewe say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see wewe as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing wewe to do something wewe don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I alisema wewe had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are wewe honestly telling...
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Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's zaidi popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have zaidi au less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit zaidi hilarious..
As all TRUE Metallica mashabiki know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell wewe what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. zaidi for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin upendo the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders upinde wa mvua Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes keki normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.



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#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen kwa his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated kwa how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...
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#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered kwa a steak, mnofu knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the sekunde trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on moto and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...
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#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!


#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!


#3:
The Major: Ah, if...
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posted by Canada24
#1: Eminem - KIM:
There's a certain part of Eminem that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). Eminem is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

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It started with my 3 mwaka old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The inayofuata evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once zaidi kwa his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder, kamkoda in his room, in order...
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#1:
MAN: Young man? wewe trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else wewe gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, wewe know, but--that's for online--but, what are wewe out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.


#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do wewe not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!


#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...
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posted by Canada24
"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do wewe know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? wewe got off the mashua and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....
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#1:
Why is canada a salama country?
"Cause the mighty king goose, bata bukini gives us chakula to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..


#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my kobe, kasa against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"


#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this mwaka for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"


#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"


#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"


#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"


#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"


#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer maswali such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can wewe get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are babies ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in upendo with your dog?
"... wewe need help"...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for upendo and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted kwa Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give wewe insight -- I'll onyesha wewe what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 zaidi sekunde your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard aliiba our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 au 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..


#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in televisheni shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...
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