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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling metal!
Brighter than a thousand suns~!

(solo)

Flying high on rapture!
Stronger free and brave!
Nevermore encaptured!
They've been brought back from the grave!
With mankind resurrected!
Forever to survive!
Returns from Armageddonm to the SKIES~!

He, is, the painkiller!
This, is, the painkiller!
Wings, of, steel!
(painkiller!)
Deadly, wheels!
(painkiller!)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

PAIN!!

PAIN!!

KILLER!!

KILLER!!

PAIN!!

PAIN!!

KILLER!!

KILLER!!

Can't, stop, the, pain killer~!

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DROWNING POOL ENAMY:

The words wewe used were mine
wewe used a thousand times
Doesn't make them what I've bled!
I hated you, I loathed you
Though felt, I never let the words begin to spill!

MAKE ME SICK!
TILL I CAN'T BREATH!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!
Silence me, so I can't be!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, wewe made an enemy!

I never, I never wanted!
I never wanted to poison au burn through!
Labeled malcontent, kwa bastards of decent!
Excuse this place I stand, words are to elude you!

MAKE ME SICK!
TILL I CAN'T BREATH!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!
Silence me, so I can't be!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, wewe made an enemy~!

Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(YEAH!!)
Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
(WALK AWAY FROM!!)
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(ENAMY! YEAH!!)
Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
(WALK AWAY FROM!!)
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(YOUR ENAMY!)

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, wewe made an enemy~!

The high road away from you!

Walk away, walk away, wewe made an enemy~!

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OFFSPRING - HAMMERHEAD

I am the one, camouflage and guns
Risk my life to keep my people from harm
Authority vested in me
I sacrifice with my brothers in arms

Through this doorway
Whats on the other side
Never knowing
Exactly what Ill find

Locked and loaded
Voices screaming, lets go
Come on do it, here we go

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

I'll take a life, ten others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
Its playing over and over in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

Stay the course, reasonable force
I believe I serve a greater good
Smoke and dust, enemies are crushed
Nothing left, where a man once stood

Through this doorway
Whats on the other side
Never knowing
Exactly what Ill find

Locked and loaded
Voices screaming, lets go
But Im just doing what Im told

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

I'll take this life, ten others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
Its playing over and over in my head
Where it begins and where itll end nobody knows

hujambo go

Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
In my head, in my head

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I will fear no evil for Thou art with me
Locked and loaded gonna find my truth
Now Im busting through, all hell breaks loose

And wewe can all hide behind your desks now
And wewe can cry, Teacher, come help me
Through wewe all, my aim is true

My
My aim is true
My aim is true

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KORN - NEVER AROUND:

Hate is all around.
If wewe see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
upendo IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about wewe all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
upendo IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
My mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So! let go
And I will kill this unease.

(maniacal laughter)

AHHHHHHHHHH!

(maniacal laughter)

Hate is all around.
(HAWHAWHAWHAW!!)
If wewe see what I see.
(HAHAHAW!!)
Definitely something's going on.
(AHH!! AHH!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!)
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!
posted by Canada24
#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what wewe want about Americans but we understand capitalism. wewe buy yourself a product and wewe get what wewe pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn wewe for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! wewe did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time au another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There wewe are wewe little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. wewe know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did wewe just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it wewe two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see wewe again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will onyesha it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is maarufu enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. au your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using gppony, pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just upendo everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching gppony, pony Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the gppony, pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov upinde wa mvua ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I upendo grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much zaidi comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, wewe have the choice of killing him au letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if wewe choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted wewe to do this.

Even if wewe kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told wewe to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is mgawanyiko, baidisha personalitied. One dakika he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered au something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far zaidi dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And zaidi capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know alisema this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing wewe can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every siku assurance..

As I alisema before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown kwa his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, kwa nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even zaidi notable when wewe play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much zaidi color and life into it. This certainly makes it zaidi unique than 5.. But honestly, I just upendo the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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video
comedy
freddy krueger
Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly wewe never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie wewe are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mbu bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before wewe even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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posted by Canada24
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
wewe better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna ngumi, punch wewe square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If wewe don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
wewe don't understand. wewe don't understand because wewe don't understand liberty. wewe don't understand freedom. So wewe put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! wewe hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
wewe tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him nyumbani kwa tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If wewe have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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posted by Canada24
#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted kwa most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed kwa Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting bila mpangilio citizen) wewe look like wewe struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, kwa the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: wewe make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: wewe should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate wewe under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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