[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!
hujambo there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife au the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)
Wonderful siku makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My moyo is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've Lost my job!
They say "Young man, the world's your oyste-
HEY! hujambo GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
NO!!
FUCK, NO!!
[Sniffle] Just give me second. [Snort]
I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend zaidi time with my kids!
It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I'm gonna songesha to Spain and run with the bulls
And my wife and boss and kids and parents will say "We were wrong about wewe Dennis"
Jorma Taccone: hujambo Dennis!
That's my name!
Jorma Taccone: Are wewe really gonna run with the bulls?
Why would I do that?
Jorma Taccone: Cause wewe alisema wewe were gonna!
Come on man, that was like three days ago.
(demonic voice) au was it!?
Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free
Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?
Now I'm over here, now I'm over there
Now I'm under this dude, now I'm back in the tree
Now I'm hanging out backstage with my very best friends: Alec Baldwin and Tom Petty!
Alec Baldwin: Get the fuck out of here!
What?
Tom Petty: Now.
Tom!
Why would they diss me?
I thought they were my homies! [Snort]
Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease
But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the matrix.
[Grunts]
[Nasim Pedrad: What is wrong with him?
[Grunts]
[Bill Hader: He's on drugs.
[Nasim Pedrad: Oh.
[Spits]
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!
hujambo there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife au the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)
Wonderful siku makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My moyo is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've Lost my job!
They say "Young man, the world's your oyste-
HEY! hujambo GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
NO!!
FUCK, NO!!
[Sniffle] Just give me second. [Snort]
I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend zaidi time with my kids!
It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I'm gonna songesha to Spain and run with the bulls
And my wife and boss and kids and parents will say "We were wrong about wewe Dennis"
Jorma Taccone: hujambo Dennis!
That's my name!
Jorma Taccone: Are wewe really gonna run with the bulls?
Why would I do that?
Jorma Taccone: Cause wewe alisema wewe were gonna!
Come on man, that was like three days ago.
(demonic voice) au was it!?
Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free
Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?
Now I'm over here, now I'm over there
Now I'm under this dude, now I'm back in the tree
Now I'm hanging out backstage with my very best friends: Alec Baldwin and Tom Petty!
Alec Baldwin: Get the fuck out of here!
What?
Tom Petty: Now.
Tom!
Why would they diss me?
I thought they were my homies! [Snort]
Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease
But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the matrix.
[Grunts]
[Nasim Pedrad: What is wrong with him?
[Grunts]
[Bill Hader: He's on drugs.
[Nasim Pedrad: Oh.
[Spits]
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, au drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, au drake and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The papa may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most maarufu mistake that people make. songesha slowly toward the pwani au a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms au kick au splash while wewe swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the papa and the open ocean, songesha away, au else the papa will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the papa DOSE attack, wewe still need to stay calm. I know this is easier alisema than done. But. wewe need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The papa may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most maarufu mistake that people make. songesha slowly toward the pwani au a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms au kick au splash while wewe swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the papa and the open ocean, songesha away, au else the papa will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the papa DOSE attack, wewe still need to stay calm. I know this is easier alisema than done. But. wewe need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..