Canada24's club.. Article: Monster PART 7 (episode 15 and 16)

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Well.. Decided to do my reviews on mondays for now..

Guess I got my wish of something "interesting" happening.
Reminds me why I decided to keep with this show, despite how boring it started getting..

Weird how Johan's sister goes from annoying, to a cool character (kinda hot as far as cartoons go).
Weird how to those people, any pretty girl, means she must be a hooker au something.. But hey, this a girl who kept a gun in a very "interesting" spot.
I mean.. What if she's having sex, and forgot the gun there..
JonTron: TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

I have feeling she's gonna die though.
Wind kinda gave the inpression, this is very "Walking Dead" related.. People don't last very long.

I even thought the kid was gonna die.. Maybe he still will.
But guess having a minor villain like "the baby" keeps these shows actually enjoyable again..

It's like Breaking Bad, new villains, even though most of them only last 1 episode, is always enjoyable.. My favourite was Tuco, that Mexican guy that Hank killed in self defence.

Anyway..
Nothing else to add..

It's getting good again, I'll certainly keep watching..

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Windwakerguy430 Great news. It gets much better when you see more of Johan :D

Canada24 I figured as much

5 really good strategies I found in Dead Rising 2

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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as wewe have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the kisu gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even zaidi easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase wewe out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when wewe run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, wewe won't lose any health)..

#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...

juu 5 CHARACTERS THAT WHERE UNDERISTMATED kwa THE PROTAGONIST

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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his punda handed to him..

#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...

juu ten Max Payne nukuu

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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what wewe want about Americans but we understand capitalism. wewe buy yourself a product and wewe get what wewe pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...

juu ten Rick Grimes nukuu

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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn wewe for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! wewe did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...

#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time au another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...

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Why GTA V Would Make a Terrible Sitcom

posted by Windwakerguy430

Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There wewe are wewe little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. wewe know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did wewe just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it wewe two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see wewe again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...

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Canda24's thoughts of the day.

posted by Canada24

I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will onyesha it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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juu 10 Eric Walbridge quotes... (from the LATJ sketches not from his Vines)

posted by Canada24

Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is maarufu enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. au your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!

#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"

#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...

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Walking dead spoof: orodha of Characters (BETTER VERSON):

posted by Canada24

RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....

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GTA 4 is actually a pretty depressing..

posted by Canada24

As much as I upendo grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much zaidi comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, wewe have the choice of killing him au letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if wewe choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted wewe to do this.

Even if wewe kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told wewe to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(

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orodha OF CHARACTERS: Master Sword and Satan Twist Adventures

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is mgawanyiko, baidisha personalitied. One dakika he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered au something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far zaidi dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And zaidi capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..

SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...

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Why agent Kruger (Elysium) DESERVED to die:

posted by Canada24

I know alisema this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing wewe can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every siku assurance..

As I alisema before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown kwa his own grenade...

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Canada24's opinon... juu SEVEN VIDEO GAMES:

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#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, kwa nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even zaidi notable when wewe play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much zaidi color and life into it. This certainly makes it zaidi unique than 5.. But honestly, I just upendo the gun fights.. The slightly out...

Canada24 reviews KRAMPUS

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So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...

Cinema Snob - Freddy's revenge

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Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane Jones... EPISODE 2: Part 2

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Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly wewe never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie wewe are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...

2 deaths that I was wrong about. They AREN'T disappointing

posted by Canada24

#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mbu bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before wewe even can react..

#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..

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juu ten WILL FARREL nukuu

posted by Canada24

#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

#2:
wewe better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna ngumi, punch wewe square in the face.

#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

#4:
If wewe don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!

#5:
wewe don't understand. wewe don't understand because wewe don't understand liberty. wewe don't understand freedom. So wewe put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! wewe hear me?

#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!

#7:
wewe tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him nyumbani kwa tonight. Okay, sweetie.

#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!

#9:
If wewe have a small child, use it as a shield!

#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!

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Antagonists I have trouble HATING

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DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..

THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...

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juu 5 scariest demons

posted by Canada24

#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted kwa most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed kwa Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....

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juu 20 Trevor Phillips nukuu

posted by Canada24

#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting bila mpangilio citizen) wewe look like wewe struggle with simple tasks.

#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, kwa the way, that's entirely your fault.

#3:
Trevor Philips: wewe make me want a lobotomy!

#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: wewe should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate wewe under the influence if you're not careful.

#5:...