Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..
Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.
Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly wewe never met Saten Twist.
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FLASHBACKS:
SCENE 1:
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie wewe are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: TOO LATE!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What wewe gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if wewe buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery au whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' zaidi expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't upendo me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
SCENE 2:
Derpy Saten? Good siku at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) wewe know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before wewe JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
SCENE 3:
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. wewe haven't oldered one yet.
SCENE 4:
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
SCENE 5:
Saten: *still carrying bia bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did wewe dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. wewe what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back wewe dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the juu of GoldenGrapes head, makes zabibu cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing zabibu off the kinyesi that zabibu was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks zabibu aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
SCENE 6:
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling wewe one.
Saten: So.. NOW wewe make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
bila mpangilio Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
SCENE 7:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping wewe from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing wewe bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: wewe heard me I alisema (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. wewe have bad stuff.
SCENE 8:
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes wewe look even stupider then before..
Filly Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this kisu away (shows a mkate knife).
Filly Derpy: It goes in the jikoni silly (chuckles)
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)
Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) hujambo cuz did wewe se- OH MY GOD!
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: I'm sorry!
Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID wewe STAB REGGIE!?
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: It was an accident!
Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: I'M SOR-
SCENE 9:
AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.
AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta songesha on towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..
SCENE 10:
AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?
Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! upendo never lasts! (gets punched in the arm kwa AJ) Ow.
SCENE 11:
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What wewe say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. wewe let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are wewe talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: hujambo Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
SCENE 12:
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE wewe HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK wewe UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SCENE 13:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I upendo little kids.
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! wewe HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: wewe need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to ngumi, punch one of the fillies) au PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No zaidi coffee for you.
SCENE 14:
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That wewe so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck wewe man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for wewe sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
SCENE 15:
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean wewe had to drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would wewe mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.
Pinkie: (ends up kusoma letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!
SCENE 16:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's kwa herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.
Saen: Good.. Than it's working
SCENE 17:
Saten: Can wewe get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. wewe have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining alisema I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, wewe absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will wewe ever make a decision?
Sheldon wewe see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
SCENE 18:
Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.
Cadence: How?.. I mean wewe finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.
Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.
Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.
Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.
Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!
SCENE 19:
Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the mfuko wa fedha, mfuko of my cousin, lemon, limau Heart.
Stallion: (holding bia bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!
Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.
Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.
Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.
Stallion: What wewe mean my he-
Saten: Last chance to give back the mfuko wa fedha, mfuko back.
Stallion: Fuck you.
Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the juu of his head to start bleeding).
Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).
Saten: Yeah, that hurt?
Stallion: (still screaming).
Saten: That hurt?
Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).
Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).
Stallion: Oh, my God!
Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!
Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped kwa thief during the ordeal.
Saten: There.. inayofuata time your know better, won't you?
Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) wewe freakin' psychopath!
Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.
SCENE 20:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do wewe mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) wewe could of just alisema no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD wewe NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are wewe still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) wewe fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Don't care!
END FLASHBACKS:
Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.
Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly wewe never met Saten Twist.
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FLASHBACKS:
SCENE 1:
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie wewe are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: TOO LATE!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What wewe gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if wewe buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery au whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' zaidi expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't upendo me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
SCENE 2:
Derpy Saten? Good siku at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) wewe know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before wewe JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
SCENE 3:
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. wewe haven't oldered one yet.
SCENE 4:
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
SCENE 5:
Saten: *still carrying bia bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did wewe dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. wewe what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back wewe dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the juu of GoldenGrapes head, makes zabibu cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing zabibu off the kinyesi that zabibu was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks zabibu aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
SCENE 6:
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling wewe one.
Saten: So.. NOW wewe make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
bila mpangilio Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
SCENE 7:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping wewe from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing wewe bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: wewe heard me I alisema (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. wewe have bad stuff.
SCENE 8:
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes wewe look even stupider then before..
Filly Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this kisu away (shows a mkate knife).
Filly Derpy: It goes in the jikoni silly (chuckles)
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)
Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) hujambo cuz did wewe se- OH MY GOD!
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: I'm sorry!
Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID wewe STAB REGGIE!?
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: It was an accident!
Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?
mwana-, mwana-punda Saten: I'M SOR-
SCENE 9:
AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.
AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta songesha on towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..
SCENE 10:
AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?
Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! upendo never lasts! (gets punched in the arm kwa AJ) Ow.
SCENE 11:
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What wewe say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. wewe let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are wewe talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: hujambo Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
SCENE 12:
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE wewe HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK wewe UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SCENE 13:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I upendo little kids.
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! wewe HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: wewe need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to ngumi, punch one of the fillies) au PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No zaidi coffee for you.
SCENE 14:
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That wewe so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck wewe man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for wewe sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
SCENE 15:
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean wewe had to drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would wewe mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.
Pinkie: (ends up kusoma letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!
SCENE 16:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's kwa herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.
Saen: Good.. Than it's working
SCENE 17:
Saten: Can wewe get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. wewe have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining alisema I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, wewe absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will wewe ever make a decision?
Sheldon wewe see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
SCENE 18:
Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.
Cadence: How?.. I mean wewe finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.
Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.
Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.
Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.
Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!
SCENE 19:
Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the mfuko wa fedha, mfuko of my cousin, lemon, limau Heart.
Stallion: (holding bia bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!
Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.
Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.
Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.
Stallion: What wewe mean my he-
Saten: Last chance to give back the mfuko wa fedha, mfuko back.
Stallion: Fuck you.
Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the juu of his head to start bleeding).
Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).
Saten: Yeah, that hurt?
Stallion: (still screaming).
Saten: That hurt?
Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).
Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).
Stallion: Oh, my God!
Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!
Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped kwa thief during the ordeal.
Saten: There.. inayofuata time your know better, won't you?
Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) wewe freakin' psychopath!
Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.
SCENE 20:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do wewe mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) wewe could of just alisema no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD wewe NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are wewe still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) wewe fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Don't care!
END FLASHBACKS:
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy wewe guys enjoyed even zaidi then I "thought" wewe people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless wewe like stupid comedies kwa an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid shabiki fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy wewe guys enjoyed even zaidi then I "thought" wewe people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless wewe like stupid comedies kwa an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid shabiki fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my inayopendelewa Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story kwa him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The title is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story kwa him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The title is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda orodha before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has picha so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has picha so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
