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Walking Dead review.. (major spoilers, don't read unless seen the new episode)

posted by Canada24

The title alisema it?
So if wewe haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the maswali wewe been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?

I alisema before, how excited I was too see Trevor Phillips on Walking Dead..

But too be honest, he dosen't onyesha up till the end episode of Season 6 (the one that had the famish "who was it?" ending.

And too be honest.. Steven Ogg plays this guy as the complete opposite of Trevor.
He's so calm most of the time.. And he is actually one of the LEAST insane of the Saviours.
He's Negan's right hand man.
And there's sort of a twisted charm towards Simon..

Not as much Negan.. But still there..

He might become zaidi like Trevor in the future.. au he might stay like this.. I just don't know..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF NEGAN:

"Don't fuck with his guy"

Let's be honest.. we're all so shocked that Abraham and Glenn where murdered we never talk about Negan himself..

Let me say this wait now.. I LIKE Negan.
But before wewe chop kwa nuts off, let me explain why.

Negan is the most famish character of the comics.. I can see why..

Frankly.. Negan is one of the greatest villains I have ever seen.. Not just for Walking Dead.. But for anything.

Really think about it.
He has done what no villain ever done.
He single handedly BROKE Rick emotionally.
He made Rick his "bitch".

How many times do Heroes say "I'll fucking kill you".
And the villain emotionally tortures him too the point that he is too traumatized too take the revenge that he swore..
Really think about that..

And better yet. He dose it all with a dark/twisted sense of humour.
I mean, really look back at the kills, and pay attention to what Negan is actually saying during it.

He's everything.
He's twistedly charming, but barbaric.
He's crazy, but not "insane".
He enjoys killing, but probably also enjoys being killed.
He's just such a perfect villain..

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Windwakerguy430 Please never let Negan die......... he's gonna die, isn't he

NocturnalMirage I agree wholeheartedly! Negan is charming, yet brutal! He's a perfect player of mind games, he knows how to break people! But he's definitely not insane! He's just enjoying this new world way too much! and not only he made Rick his bitch, but Daryl as well. Obviously, Negan will have to die. But until then, I'll be continued to be amazed by his charm, his brutality, his wits and overall character, so amazingly played by this actor.

juu ten weirdest Goosebumps endings

posted by Canada24

I watched a few.. And just had too....

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up kwa the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?

#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The mbwa turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into mbwa and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...

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juu ten things I learned from Lazy Masquerade.. (he tends to be a lot DARKER than Mr Nightmare)..

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are zaidi SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved kwa them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!

#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...

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Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Hated GTA Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and zaidi than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to onyesha that children really do give zaidi of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...

Jimmy Tatro - THAT DRUNK GUY

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juu 20 REAL maswali and majibu on Yahoo... (WARNING: mature humor involved)

posted by Canada24

1:
QUESTION: How do wewe hide a boner?
ANSWER: wewe get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in upendo with your dog?
ANSWER: wewe need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 mwaka old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...

Fluttershy meets Flutters. Shydale

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My Little Pornstar Episodes 14 15 & 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 4:

posted by Canada24

Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my inayopendelewa pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, inaonyesha that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....

My Little Pornstar Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important gppony, pony in this shithole of a town, and wewe know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...

CANADA24 REVIEWS GROWN UPS 2:

posted by Canada24

So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..

I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...

juu 5 DISTURBING THINGS I FOUND IN LORD OF THE RINGS

posted by Canada24

#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. wewe want it even if wewe don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..

#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..

#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the awali shots. And...

Canada24 reviews THE SIXTH SENSE

posted by Canada24

Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost sinema I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best uigizaji I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....

8 awesome Squidward moments

posted by Canada24

I read my makala POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to onyesha his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: pizza DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the pizza to the customer, who proceeds to bitch, kahaba and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams pizza box...

juu Ten most hated villains

posted by Canada24

#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He aliiba a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to wrap, upangaji pamoja up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...

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Red Dead Redemption NIGHTMARE FUEL:

posted by Canada24

#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing kwa a mti overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...

Dumbest characters GTA (not as in I hate them, I mean LITERARY dumb)

posted by Canada24

#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if wewe spare him, he later tries to kill wewe anyway..

#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..

#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the inayofuata fix,...

CaNADA24 juu 5 sinema wewe THINK he would like.. But he doesn't

posted by Canada24

#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.

#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. au just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.

#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn wewe THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.

#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..

#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the sekunde half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged kwa a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..

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CANADA24 reviews CANNIBAL HALOCOAST

posted by Canada24

Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. wewe can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. wewe can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...

Another GOOD creepy pasta: KNOCKNG GAME, and AUTOPILOT

posted by Canada24

THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts au anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...

Canada24 reviews JEFF THE KILLER

posted by Canada24

Let's review the most overrated creepy pasta, tambi ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional emo teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...