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Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the papa jumping on the boat.. I mean WHAT!?
And ends with a papa roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down kwa a papa and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the alisema revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that way, was the sole purpose of killing Michael.

Anyway, here's my sarcastic review of a famish movie that caused Sharks too be hunted down, and for people too make so many papa movies, wewe wanna take the makers of Jaws and slap them across the face, saying, "YOU CREATED MONSTERS!"

So, let's get this mockery started..
And yes.. I seen this movie before.. Grew up with it zaidi au less.. Dad showed me it.. And ever sense, I been one traumatized kid..

Anyway, here we go..

During a late-night beach, pwani party on Amity Island, a young woman goes skinny dipping (just because). While treading water, she is violently pulled under kwa a unseen force.
Okay.. All kidding aside.. NOT seeing Bruce the shark, is WAY scarier.. It's why we're all so scared. We can't friggin see it.
It sure screwed ME up.

Anyway, with the murder being all over the news.
The new Police chief, Brody, demands the beach, pwani closed.
But the Mayor overrules him because.. Well.. He's a fucking idiot.

So, as expected, another papa related murder takes place. And Brody shuts down the beach.
And the town is mad at him, demanding the beach, pwani too be open.
What were wewe all smoking weed while the poor little boy was being murdered?

Than again, that would explain why nobody reacted too it, least till the saw the blood. Not when the kid was screaming two feet away from them.

Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, wewe know, "death = zaidi money".

Hooper disputes it being the same predator, confirming this after no human remains are found inside it. Hooper and Brody find a half-sunken fisherman's vessel while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat. Underwater, Hooper retrieves a sizable great white shark's tooth embedded in the submerged hull, but drops it after being startled kwa the fisherman's corpse (an "good" jump scare).

Mayor discounts Brody and Hooper's claims that a huge great white papa is responsible, even though people fucking SAW it kill a kid, and refuses to close the beaches.
How did this guy even become mayor? He's either a sociopath, au the stupidest person alive.

On the Fourth of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches. Following a juvenile prank (dicks), the real papa (Bruce) enters a nearby estuary, leading to my favourite scene.
We briefly see Bruce, as he kills his inayofuata victim.
That always scared me the most in this movie, never got that vision out of my head.
Though the leg kinda ruined it for me.
But for some unexplained reason, bruce doesn't kill Michael. Just swims bye. Leaving him traumatized.

Skip ahead.
Quint, Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat, the Orca, to hunt Bruce.
While Brody lays down a chum line, Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark. Without warning, Bruce appears behind the boat, leading too Brody's famish line, and Quint estimates its length at 25 feet (7.6 m). Quint harpoons the papa with a tethered barrel but it drags the barrel underwater and disappears.

At nightfall, as the three swap stories, the Bruce returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hull and killing the power. The men work through the night repairing the engine. In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard, but Quint smashes the radio, enraging Brody.

After a long chase, Quint harpoons another barrel into the shark. The line is tied to the stern, but the Bruce drags the mashua backwards, swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment, forcing Quint to sever the line to prevent the transom from being pulled out. He then heads toward shore, intending to lure the papa to shallower waters and suffocate it, but the overtaxed engine quits.

With the Orca slowly sinking, the trio attempt a riskier approach: Hooper dons scuba gear and enters the water in a shark-proof cage, intending to lethally inject the papa with strychnine using a hypodermic spear. The papa demolishes the cage before Hooper can inject it, but he manages to escape to the seabed.
Little known fact. Hooper dies in the actual book.

Anyway, Bruce then attacks the mashua directly, LITERARY jumping the shark, kwa jumping on the boat, and devouring Quint.

Trapped on the sinking vessel, Brody stuffs a pressurized scuba tank into the Bruce's mouth, and shoots the tank with Quint's rifle, giving the OTHER famish line. before blowing the fucking shit out of Bruce.

With Bruce gone, Hooper resurfaces, and he and Brody paddle to Amity Island clinging to mashua wreckage.

And that's Jaws.. Still holds up.. I really like this one..
posted by Canada24
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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hujambo cowboy? wewe mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, wewe DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of wewe left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK wewe VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where wewe guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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I missed my chance.. I'm always one mwaka behind in this show.. But now that their inaonyesha every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.

I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).



It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.

It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.

But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a onyesha like Walking Dead?

Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.

But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
#1: SCARY MOVIE ONE:
Too be honest, the only enjoyable thing about this movie is GHOSTFACE being a smart ass.. And that alone is enough to make this list..


#2: MEN WHO STARE AT GHOSTS:
There actually is a REALLY hilarious scene.
A bunch of marines are scouting the area, a motorcycle drives by, making that sound that kind sounds like a bullet, so mistake this for an attack they open fire, killing each other (cause they got guns)..


#3: SCOOBY DOO - MONSTERS UNLEASHED:
I don't care what others say. Matthew Lillard is HILARIOUS!


#4: GROWNS UP 2:
The siku finally came.. The guy from Twilight DID make me...
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Vaas
The story stars Carly Jade.. A character a friend let's me use for my stories..

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Carly awoke in a cell, seeing she was tied up in a cage, along with her new friend Grant Brody. All she remembered was trying to take a vacation with her husband Johnny Klebitz, and a bunch of their friends.

They were told about Rock Island kwa what was unknown to them, one of Vaas's spotters, and now here she was alone in this weird place, and scared as she realized she was tied up.

"Ahh, your awake" Came a voice.

Carly looked up, and saw a scary looking...
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#1: NOSTAGLIA CRITIC:
(real name Doug Walker):
He's loud, he's foul mouthed, he's non-apologictic. And he carries a gun everywhere he goes.
Obviously not someone you'd want babysitting your kids (the character, not the real Doug Walker, he seems really nice)..
I learned the hard way.. Once wewe find him.. wewe never stop, until you've seen EVERY video... Still haven't..


#2: PEANUTBUTTERGAMER:
(Real name unknown)
It's DUMB humour done right.
PBG is immature humour. But in a good way.
Anyone who likes JonTron, would like PBG.
And his video of original Aminal crossing, and PuttPutt games take me back to...
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It's funny..

In 2003 I guess I was STILL uandishi fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.

Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..


Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank wewe :)
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Frank Mcullin
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Dixon
posted by Canada24
I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.

So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.

I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.

Yes.
We finally see L.

For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. au ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.

Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer shabiki fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
posted by Canada24
#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..


#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..


#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If wewe hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the alisema door, FUCKIN RUN!!


#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..


#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white Marafiki NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..


#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t...
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This idea was aliyopewa to me kwa Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My inayopendelewa sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - moyo Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash alisema to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...
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posted by Canada24
Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If wewe say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees mashua coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...
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TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:

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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" alisema unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.

"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.

It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.

As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.

But still though.

Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
posted by Canada24
#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad wrap, upangaji pamoja on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, au is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...
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SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and title character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to songesha in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one siku Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...
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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did wewe do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the inayofuata time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hujambo Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
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GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns upinde wa mvua Dash into a changeling, and calls her a bitch, kahaba before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised kwa the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...
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CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he Lost his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive kwa the undead. Unable to cope, he placed dolls on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...
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For those wondering.. Yes, Glaze is the same Glaze from those Youtube channels, where she sings shabiki made songs. The creator made her female cause he claims he likes the female gppony, pony designs better..

And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate wewe into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't wewe the one that lead us too...
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posted by Canada24
I only watched episode 4 today.

So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.

Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)

Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.

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