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It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..

EPISODE 3:

In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, kwa Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead kwa Pip)

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Pip


After being shown that Wanyonya damu do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.

Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's origins. She soon deploys Alucard, Seras and Pip Bernadotte, leader of the Wild Geese, to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to find the whereabouts of Millennium.

Alucard and Seras are later attacked kwa BOPE units of the Brazilian military police after being declared in public as international terrorists, a ruse perpetrated kwa Brazilian officials in exchange for immortality promised kwa Millennium. After receiving orders from Sir Integra, Alucard sadistically massacres the BOPE officers (showing anger when one of them shoots himself rather than facing Alucard) and faces off against Millennium officer Tubalcain Alhambra.

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Mr Alhambra fights with magical playing cards they could cut through nearly anything (including flesh, stone, and a bullet), explode, and appear from thin air au other impossibly small hiding places. Before unleashing his Level One form, Alucard appeared to have great difficulty regenerating from damage inflicted kwa the cards.

But unfortunately for Tubalcain, after unleashing alisema power, Alucard manages to grab the enemy vampire, delivering a powerful kick that severed Alhambra's left leg below the knee.

In a last attempt to protect himself, Tubalcain attempted to slash Alucard with a card held between his fingers. In response, Alucard used his own hand to meet the attack, tearing both vampires' arms apart. As Alhambra reeled in pain, Alucard regenerated from his wound and seized the Dandyman's head, explaining that he had been ordered to "thoroughly" interrogate him to learn zaidi about Millennium. Unfortunately for Tubalcain, Alucard's "interrogation" involved drinking his blood and absorbing his soul, thus gaining access to Alhambra's memories and a record of Millennium's plans. After Tubalcain expired, the Doctor used his implanted transmitter to cremate his remains.

This makes Alucard realize that THE MAJOR has returned..

 Major:.. One of the greatest villains in anime
Major:.. One of the greatest villains in anime



EPISODE 4:

As Hellsing and Iscariot hold a meeting with the Queen of the United Kingdom their conference is interrupted kwa a message from The Major (via live video transmission brought in kwa the ubiquitous Schrödinger) citing his intention to wage war on England. Intrgra maswali the purpose of such an act.. And Major's response is actually pretty awesome.

Basically, Major says. There IS no purpose for the act.. Frankly, he just does it for the hell of it.

Meanwhile, a VTOL aircraft carrier called the Eagle gets hijacked kwa Millennium. The ships entire crew is turned into ghouls kwa a English traitor and the millennium Lieutenant

Rip van Winkle


boards the ship with her battalion of Millennium troops. Shooting down anyone that tries too board with her "special bullets".. First used too betray the english traitor (ironically). Till eventually, Alucard crashes into it with a Blackbird jet, dramatically destroying it.

Rip is utterly terrified of Alucard, who she equates with Zamiel, the "Black Huntsman" who eventually kills Kaspar at the end of Der Freischütz. Notably, Rip senses Alucard's approach long before he actually arrives on the Eagle, and immediately begins panicking. She also exhibits extreme reluctance to fight Alucard, only briefly gathering herself when she remembers the Major asking her how she would act when faced with impending death. But unfortunately for her. Alucard shows no mercy. And slowly kills her.. Shoving her bunduki into her heart, and slowly drinking all her blood. As Major "respects" her by, not allowing her too be put out of her misery, kwa killing her with that blue fire.

Meanwhile the Major and his minions make their way toward London, revealing that Rip was a "set up" and they got Alucard exactly where they want him.. And now London is "fucked"..



MAJOR'S SPEECH:

My friends, it has often been alisema that I like war.

My friends, I like war...

No, friends, I upendo war!

I upendo holocausts.

I upendo blitzkriegs.

I upendo defensive lines.

I upendo sieges, charges, I upendo mop-up operations, and retreats.

Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I upendo every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

I upendo blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.

My moyo leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces kwa well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger acht acht (88) to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down kwa heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my moyo to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of deserters being strung up from a mitaani, mtaa lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing zaidi arousing, than the sounds made kwa prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down kwa ear piercing schmeissers !

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block kwa block kwa 4.8 ton bombshells, (tone suddenly softens) I'm in ecstasy.

I upendo it when my forces are ravaged kwa a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.

I upendo to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask wewe as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that wewe really want? Do wewe wish for further war as I do? (Voice begins to raise) Do wewe wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? (Dramatically raises voice) Do wewe ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?

(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "Krieg" meaning "War")
...Very well. Then krieg is what wewe shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might.

But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.

(Raises voice) We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of wewe old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of kitanda kwa the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.

(Cuts to scene of Alexander Anderson looking up at Millenium's Zeppelin and the blood-red moon, before fading back to The Major)
We will remind them, that there are zaidi things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

(Cuts to soldiers shouting while looking out at scene below, and then meeting of Hellsing and Integra , before cutting back to The Major)
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand Wanyonya damu is going to burn this world down to ash.

(Cuts to window scene)
Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

(Cuts to window with Seras and Pip )
I have brought wewe all back just as I promised I would. Back to our inayopendelewa battlefield. Back to our beloved war!

(The Letzes Battalion hail the Major as their Battalion Commander.)
...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander.

…Friends...let’s bring them hell.
 Hint at episode 5..
Hint at episode 5..
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool papa movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..


#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..


#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..


#2: MOST Goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..


#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps au something.. That face image fucked me up..
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Any superlative words of inspiration for our humble troops? Ahahaha! Nothing bad, eva happens to da Kennedy's!
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#1: FARCRY 4:
The first 3 au 4 levels are as badass as wewe can imagine. And Paul is a fun villain to watch.
But everything else, I just don't care for this game. Pagin Min is not very interesting, Paul should of been the BIGGER villain. He reminds me of Trevor Phillips shabiki fictions (not what wewe think, I mean the ones kwa RedRose85). He he's nice guy to ally's, but to his enemies he's as sadistic as humanely possible. Even steals jewelry off corpses and gives them to his daughter Ashley. And tricked her into uandishi letters to hostages, uigizaji like the dead family (he tells her it's for a pen...
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Lets make this a "unique" Halloween makala and count down my most hated sinema I can think:

#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a zaidi dignified end to a character... Sort of..

#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..

#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
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Ponies On The Rails

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Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

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Pierce Takes Charge

June 2, 1953

Perviously on Ponies On The Rails, Gordon went into Portland, and Pete had to go see what he was up to. During that, Pete put Hawkeye in charge of things while he was away. This is what happened.

At the Cheyenne train station,...
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#1: CUPCAKES:

I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were zaidi writers like Sergent Sprinkles".

This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever.
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings..

Not only that, but the fact that keki has some of the greastest shabiki video and shabiki sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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So..

Episode 3 was a bit slow for me.
It's the aftermath of the directors death.
(Witch I guarantee would be Johan Lieberts doings).

So either way, not much to say about episode 3.

Episode 4 is a bit zaidi interesting.
Partially when we finally meet Johan Liebert.
And just as I expected, Johan was the one that poisoned those doctors, and was the one that was found shot in the head. Shows like this usually result like that.

I bet most of wewe are asking it.
So here it is.
Johan seems cool so far.
I remember Wind linked me that scene, I was so excited about seeing that part where we meet Johan.
Too bad...
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Obviously I got the idea of making this kinda makala after WindWaker's culture.. Whatever..

I heard a little about that.. But mainly I heard about Onison. Which is a different beast all together..

Anyway, obviously I'm here to instead talk about the creator of Ren and Stimpy. As all the Youtube video I saw about him are darkly interesting.

Though mainly, it's deeply disguesting and horrorific. Not only cause he did these things. But because the people down at Nick seemed to be mostly fine with it. They fired him not for having sex with minors, au sending out nude pictures to fans. But for not...
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