Canada24's club.. Article: Monster part 25: (64 to 66)

posted by Canada24

So.. Quite few tear jerkers today.. But we managed to survive it in the end.. Odd how almost cared about THE BABY during the same episode that also leads towards the guys death scene.. Pretty unexpected.. But they hinted to it, when the girl entered the elevator, uigizaji so suspicious when doing so.. A little on the nose, that one..

But as per usual.. I'm a very boring reviewer.. That gives nothing worth noting about all these episodes.. But the onyesha is certain interesting now.. Now, boring as shit, as it was for so long.. Hope it stays like this for a while..

No excitement.. Except when Eva nearly gets shot.. I don't care for her. But she's a huge character, so there was that..

Till inayofuata time, peace :)

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Windwakerguy430 Oh trust me, you're almost at the small town now. Things are definitely going to get interesting, let me tell you

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My REVIEW: pink Floyd The Wall..

posted by Canada24

pink Floyd – The ukuta is a 1982 British live-action/animated psychological horror musical film directed kwa Alan Parker with animated scenes kwa political cartoonist Gerald Scarfe, and is based on the 1979 pink Floyd album of the same name. The film centers around a confined rocker named Floyd "Pink" Pinkerton, who after being driven into insanity kwa the death of his father and many depressive moments, constructs a metaphorical (and sometimes physical) ukuta to be protected from the world and emotional situations around him; when this coping mechanism backfires he demands himself free. The screenplay...

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Witch one of my OC's has a sadder backstory

posted by Canada24

DITTO - MLP:
who many years zamani (same mwaka Luna became nightmare moon) Ditto was Celestia's most trusted student, same role Twilight 'currently' has. It's obvious that Celestia cared very deeply for him, because she was extremely heartbroken when he blamed Celestia for the death of his family, and she was never able to explain herself..

SATEN TWIST - MLP:
HIs father was an abusive drunk who constantly cheated on his mother. And his mother never showed him much upendo either.

Only one to care for him was his cousin/friend Derpy Hooves.

Due to his unhappy childhood,and unhappy attitude towards most...

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juu 10 worst characters

posted by Canada24

#1;
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole,...

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juu 6 Worst fates

posted by Canada24

#6: A KING'S POWER:
A king’s power depended on his ability to win battles and so gain land and treasure to give his supporters. He was obliged to keep fighting. If he didn’t he would find himself out of a job au deprived of his life; probably both. The power of any kingdom was only as solid as the strength of its king in battle. To be able to cut down several enemies in quick succession, when in a tight spot, and to be a zaidi efficient killer than one’s subordinates, was essential for a king living in a society which regarded warfare as the natural way of life. What was gained kwa the sword...

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: BEST OF's

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H hujambo applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk au something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I upendo wewe Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...

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Best of spoof Shane: (his humor comes from his unnaturally short temper).

posted by Canada24

Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)

Shane: kwa the way. If wewe die au fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.

Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living inayofuata to ghalani with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If wewe wanna live!? wewe wanna SURVIVE!? wewe gotta FIGHT FOR...

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Hellsing 9 & 10

posted by Canada24

Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah muziki at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and Lost my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually...

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juu 5 closet things GTA has to role models...

posted by Canada24

#5: KATE MCCREARY:
As Packie says "Kate is the only decent one of outer family".
And she is much zaidi innocent than most other characters..

#4: JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
We all knew what happened to Johnny in Grand Theft Auto 5.
He became weakened shell of his former self, and because of this, was easily murdered kwa Trevor before being able to fight back, while the REAL Johnny would of shit Trevor the moment he started insulting Johnny.
But anyway..
Before all that, Johnny, unlike most other members of the Lost (except Jim and probably Clay and Terry) actually has a conscience, unlike Billy who kills for...

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Hellsing 6..

posted by Canada24

As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this onyesha for the violence.

And when wewe know it's Japenesse, wewe KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi bitch, kahaba has in store..

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juu 5 FUCK wewe CARTMAN moments..

posted by Canada24

We all upendo Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercriticism to everyone (espically Kyle)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST Marafiki FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman, proving his "loyalty", kwa pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
Not because he...

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My review on OTHER reviews of the tv movie Cyber bullying..

posted by Canada24

Okay..
So. I saw this movie once.

I can agree much of the uigizaji is hard to take serious.
But the over all feel of this movie is very serious.
And it's a lot better then people give it credit for..

The one thing that reached my attention when kusoma the reviews of this movie.
Is that someone stated that using beautiful blonde 17 mwaka old girl who's completely "normal" wasn't the right choice for the victim of such cyber bullying.
Say that it'll be better using a mentally challenged person au wheel chair person, au even just a non blonde with no friends..

But here's something to understand.
This DOSE...

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juu ten, honorable cops from Rockstar..

posted by Canada24

So yeah.
Rockstar is known for insulting most things.
Particallty police.
But that mainly goes for Grand Theft Auto, for obvious reasons.
But still there also a lot of honorable cops that rockstar made.
Here's the list..

#10: Captain Espinoza (red dead redemption)
To those who don't know, he's the fat guy with the eye patch from the Mexican army.
Unlike the other Mexican army leaders, he's the only one who actually DOSE believe he's helping his country, and that the rebels are terriests.
So.. He's the only one who's actually fighting for a "reason".
But considering he's still a dick in every "other"...

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juu ten GOOD types of screamo

posted by Canada24

Well..
Actually it's zaidi of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't upendo hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
Though, his "normal" voice is generally much zaidi badass.

#4: Three Days Grace:
I HAD to put them.
I grew up with them.

3: Bullet...

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What's your take: RICK GRIMES

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Walking Dead has always been the perfect mix between badass, gory battle scenes. And deep meaning of what people would turn to..

So many of the characters have changed into harser survivals, and the goes the biggest for Mr Grimes..

In season one, he is clearly relatable, we all can imagine of waking up to an zombie infested world, and it's either kill au be killed out there.,

But due to this "kill au be killed" type of world, it seems Rick has become crueler and crueler though out the show..

It all started in the bar when he gunned down those two survivals.
It's then he realized how it feels to...

Monster PART 22: (episode 57 and 58)

posted by Canada24

So.. Today, we had a flashback to when Lohan killed his parents, and Anna shot him.. I forgot about this.. Pretty twisted.

And we have a new character.. He kinda reminds me of Max Payne for some reason. Too be bad, the episode was little less exciting than I thought.. Just him and Eva walking around. No excitement till the very ending.

Anyway.. Not sure what else to say. The episodes where "okay".

But hey.. They kept me watching till the end. So I guess I considered them as good ones..

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Monster part 16: (41 to 42)

posted by Canada24

So, after my moment of weakness, having wanted too quit this show.. I decided..

"Hey Connor. Pull up your frilly stockings, tighten your thong, sad stop being such a pansy, wewe didn't go this far too wimp out cause the onyesha is too boring"

Recap those who haven't seen my reviews..

Team is a famish doctor, unnaturally good at what he does.
But when he saves a little boy instead of the mayor, the director hates him cause he didn't save the mayor.. Not cause he actually cares about the mayor, but cause he has all the green shit..

Anyway, the boy, later known as Johan, kills the director cause Tenma...

juu 4 SETH ROGEN sinema

posted by Canada24

A well known canadian actor, who always plays the stoner who actually has moyo of gold, despite saying F word in every sentence he ever says..

#1: KNOCKED UP:
I myself don't find this movie very funny.
But there's no denying that movie is surprising charming, and actually pretty heartwarming.
Rogen plays a stoner as usual.
But he his character is protrayed as a normal guy.
He's not an asshole, au is he the nicest guy ever.
He's just "normal".

#2: PINAPPLE EXPRESS:
It's pretty basic.. But I upendo this movie..

#3: THIS IS THE END:
The characters are spoofs of themselves.
Espically Danny McBride,...

5 reasons why BAND OF BROTHERS is such a good war series

posted by Canada24

#1: THE GERMAN POW SCENE:
In episode 2, siku OF DAYS, One of the Americans, Malarkey, befriends a german POW who lives in the same state of him, and realizing that not ALL of them are evil nazi's, and some are just regular guys. Shortly after Malarkey sees Lt Spears kill the POW's, including the one Malarkey just finished talking too, giving Malarkey a different prospective of the war..

#2: THE MEDIC EPISODE:
It's a pretty hard too watch episode.
Really shows that being a medic, doesn't make the war any less traumatizing..

#3: WAR IS HELL:
Just about every battle scene..
As awesome as they are..
Their...

TMZ reviews 5 people on fanpop

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#5: WINDWAKERGUY430:
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's

#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.

#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even zaidi mean spirited and unfunny..

#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..

#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about drake and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..

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Bojack Horsemen reviews (part 1)

posted by Canada24

I'm decided to start reviewing this onyesha as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I upendo Aaron Paul. So, there's that..

And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..

I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..

I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.

There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...

Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..

Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..

So, two birds I guess..

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