#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay au a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but wewe might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider wewe a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it kwa summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want zaidi of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: wewe know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do wewe get from being a slut? HIV. What do wewe deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What wewe thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I upendo golden showers!
ME: 
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead gari in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And wewe put in a freezer so other have to clean.. wewe shouldn't be a professor!.. wewe shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where wewe can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Shrek 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do wewe have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 mwaka old, who has a 16 mwaka olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that swali does is make me wanna ngumi, punch your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay au a serial killer..
#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but wewe might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.
#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider wewe a rapist for "having a penis"
#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it kwa summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want zaidi of your kind running around.
#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: wewe know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do wewe get from being a slut? HIV. What do wewe deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What wewe thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.
#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I upendo golden showers!
ME:
#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead gari in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And wewe put in a freezer so other have to clean.. wewe shouldn't be a professor!.. wewe shouldn't even be a alive.
#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where wewe can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!
#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching Shrek 2, dumbass.
#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!
#11:
POST: How old do wewe have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 mwaka old, who has a 16 mwaka olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that swali does is make me wanna ngumi, punch your brother.
#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
