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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our onyesha where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, au played as characters in skits. For instance, upinde wa mvua Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The punda punda Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first siku of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Celestia: *Gets a star* Now wewe will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots kombora, yamuua at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit kwa missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops banana, ndizi peel*
Derpy: Do wewe really think that'll stop me? *Drives over banana, ndizi peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Audience: *Laughing*

Twilight won the race.

Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy wewe unreliable dumbass!!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

"Okay, let's see what wewe wrote down." alisema Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, wewe wrote down, the letter N. wewe wagered, igga."

The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.

"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing zaidi laughter to come from the audience.

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Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-

A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer alisema this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.

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"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." alisema Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."

The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."

Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"

"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.

"I'd appreciate it if wewe didn't say that word ever again." alisema Alex.

"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"

The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.

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And now, it's time for fanmail from your inayopendelewa six ponies, the mane 6!

Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, kwa giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think wewe sound great with your new voice.

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Alex said, "The correct answer was two. wewe have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will wewe pick a category?"

The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"

This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."

zaidi laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"

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Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the kofia of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Audience: *Laughing*

---

inayofuata day, Princess Celestia was walking through her ngome when she saw a talking cactis.

Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if wewe promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are wewe doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into bila mpangilio objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I alisema I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.

Up next, upinde wa mvua Dash

Narrator: One lovely morning, upinde wa mvua Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi upinde wa mvua Dash.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Can't wewe see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are wewe going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

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upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: upinde wa mvua Dash looked mbele to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, upinde wa mvua Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
Audience: *Laughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: alisema upinde wa mvua Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.

Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.

Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
Audience: *Laughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Mind your own business wewe celestial princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And without hesitating, upinde wa mvua Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

A police car heads towards upinde wa mvua Dash.

upinde wa mvua Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on upinde wa mvua Dash? Have wewe been drinking?

P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of upinde wa mvua Dash.

Audience: *Laughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: And upinde wa mvua Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*

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upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets letter* Dear upinde wa mvua Dash, wewe are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one zaidi letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There wewe are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if wewe don't ma******te in that video, I'll onyesha everypony in here an embarrassing picha of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing picha is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: In the lead, we have upinde wa mvua Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hey, who are wewe calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!

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Alex: upinde wa mvua Dash, let's start with you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
upinde wa mvua Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*

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Alex: wewe know what? upinde wa mvua Dash, wewe take the board.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.

---

Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, wewe either have her do that to wewe somewhere private, au don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: wewe mean she wasn't...
George: No.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."

The white unicorn replied kwa saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.

"How many eyes do wewe have for 400. Good choice." alisema Alex.

---

Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"

---

Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japan in 1945."

Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.

---

"Right." alisema Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."

The audience laughed, and cheered.

"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.

---

Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are wewe a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of wewe is porn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rarity: *Hiding under table*

Now for Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do wewe take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I upendo wewe too.

---

Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare wewe say the color pink is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th ukuta somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in ukuta that says number 4* Would wewe look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*

Now for applejack

upinde wa mvua Dash: What letter did wewe get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
Audience: *Laughing*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well wewe wouldn't be laughing if wewe got a disrespectful letter like that.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm upinde wa mvua Dash!

A light was shining on her, and angels started playing lyres.

---

Alex: Moving on. applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her hivi karibuni marriage with her brother.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.

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Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Audience: *Laughing*
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and sinema about my wedding for 300.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.

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Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Alex: Applejack?
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking wewe who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back kiti, kiti cha singing, I wanna hold your five mitini, mtini Newtons. Yes.

Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.

Alex: For the upendo of god, shut your mouth.

---

Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* wewe didn't know the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: wewe couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
Audience: *Laughing*

And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.

Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are wewe going to stop being a coward?
upinde wa mvua Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.

Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy zaidi roles in this onyesha later on. As for the rest of the video, the inayofuata part will onyesha the good times me, and my Marafiki had. Stick around, we'll be back.

Tom: Our final part of the video to commemorate all of the good times we had. Enjoy.

Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.

Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees televisheni set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can wewe clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't wewe pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a Nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are wewe doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*

A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.

Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: wewe know what?! You're fired. wewe suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: hujambo everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are wewe doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would wewe tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing.

---

Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!

Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.

Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of wewe should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell wewe once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: wewe know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what wewe were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit wewe make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*

---

Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW mwaka ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I upendo Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All wewe do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their punda off just so they can watch a ball songesha down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!

---

Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Audience: *Laughing*

Song: link

Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right inayofuata to each other behind the starting line.

Double Scoop: wewe ready?
Sunny: Yeah.
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.

As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.

Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*

As Double Scoop starting going on the sekunde left turn, he decided to sing the song.

Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my punda there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.

Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The inayofuata scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right inayofuata to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running on juu of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!

The green screen falls down.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Meanwhile, Double Scoop was starting his sekunde attempt on running to Fillydelphia nonstop.

Song: link

Double Scoop: Here we go.
gppony, pony in car: *Passes Double Scoop* Don't stand in the middle of the street.
Double Scoop: Up your punda with a piece of glass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia, here I come. *Starts to run*

It was in slow motion for thirteen seconds. When the speed returns to normal, Double Scoop runs past Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Where are wewe heading to Double Scoop?
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia!
Master Sword: Did he say Fillydelphia?
Tom: I hope not. Only an idiot would run to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running in the middle of the street*

Double Scoop ran for days. When the sun shone, he ran. When it was night, he ran. When it was snowing, he ran. If he was on an icy sidewalk, he ran. It took him days to get to Fillydelphia, but he soon made it while running on the side of a highway, but he didn't stop running.

Double Scoop: Now to find that building with the steps on it so I can recreate that scene from Rocky. I won't stop running until I go up them.

Five hours later, Double Scoop reached the Rocky steps.

Double Scoop: *Running up the stairs*
Ponies: *Watching Double Scoop*
gppony, pony 63: Is he gonna make it?
gppony, pony 96: Maybe.
Double Scoop: *Continues running up the stairs*

Stop the song

Double Scoop: *Trips, and falls all the way down to the bottom*
Audience: *Booing*
gppony, pony 66: *To Double Scoop* Way to go. wewe ruined the show. I'm not even part of it thankfully.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What happened to me?
gppony, pony 66: Stupid question.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.

Tom: So what was this onyesha wewe wanted to onyesha me?
Mortomis: This onyesha I wanted to onyesha wewe is a onyesha that shows wewe a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's onyesha that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope wewe enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tv Announcer: Up inayofuata is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?

The theme song starts for the show.

Singer: In the jem, jamu ya machungwa forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi.
Singer: Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into jelly beans.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian mwana-, mwana-punda from the siku before.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albi: What are wewe doing here? I thought I killed wewe yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. wewe didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are wewe crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase wewe hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a jelly bean, it had all the colors of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singers: Yum.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
Singers: Dragon!

The onyesha ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
Audience: *Laughing*

The video ends.

Tom: And, that's all we got.
Master Sword: But wait a sekunde Tom, this is only part five! We need to keep going until part 6!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's been a long time since we heard anything out of them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Are we going on to part 6, au what?
Tom: Don't worry, we will.

Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope wewe enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if wewe didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI gppony, pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed kwa that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground kwa Saten Twist*
Tom: We gotta hide!! *Runs towards a big tree, and hides behind it*
Saten Twist: *Hiding under the front porch*
Master Sword: *Puts up a sign that says not here*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Master Sword, hide!
Master Sword: I am. I put up a sign that says not here. The assassin won't shoot at us now.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sign causing it to fall down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why is he shooting at us this time?
Saten Twist: *Comes out of porch* wewe know what? I'm tired of hiding. *Grabs his chainsaw, and turns it on*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots chainsaw*

The chainsaw stopped working.

Saten Twist: Back to hiding for me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Goes back under the porch*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots his final bullet, then realizes he's out of ammo*
Tom: Hey. He stopped shooting.
Saten Twist: Did he run out of ammo?
Master Sword: I think so.
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll get wewe inayofuata time Tom Foolery! wewe won't criticize the company I work for in Season 2! Now, time to go sue Walt Disney for having Sonic The Hedgehog in Wreck It Ralph.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: We purchased Sonic The Hedgehog, and Disney has no right putting him in that film.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Gets on a bus*
Master Sword: He does realize that he can't change anything about that movie.
Tom: I didn't realize we could hear him from far away.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Actually, he can make Disney hariri out any scenes that have any characters from Sonic The Hedgehog, if they're successful.
Tom: They'll never succeed at suing Dinsey.
Master Sword: It's Disney.
Tom: Them too.
Audience: *Laughing*

All three of them came out of hiding, and stood in front of the house.

Tom: Thanks for hanging out with us. We'll have zaidi stuff coming to wewe in March.
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword & Saten Twist: *Waving good bye*

The End

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
For those who don't know.
The image on my klabu cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what wewe would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was aliyopewa a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best nukuu of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. wewe might the only guy I know, to be half eaten kwa wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid au wewe get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're zaidi ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave wewe all I had....
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter wrap, upangaji pamoja Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter...
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#1: FLYING HEADS:
You 'know' the enemies are ruthless when they fling decapitated heads at you, as a "welcoming gift"..


#2: BECOMING GOLLUM:
I still remember the amount of nightmares I had from the opening of Return of a King.
But as wewe get order, it truly shows the POWER of the ring. If it's enough to make wewe murder your own cousin, and be punished for it, kwa being transformed into an hideous creature for the rest of your life..


#3: DEAD MARSHES:
Frodo falls into the water.
And nightmarish faces slowly approach him, and would of taken him if he weren't saved by. Ironically Gollum..


#4: BILBO'S MENTAL...
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DERPY HOOVES/SWORD:

Derpy: I live with my alcoholic cousin.. I've seen worse.

Derpy: *bucks enamy in the throat, and throws him against the wall* I'm sorry. Did that hurt?

Derpy: (laughs) Worst, bedtime, story, ever!

Derpy: I'm bored.. Wanna open the window and scream hurtful maoni towards on going people for no reason?

Game onyesha host: Name something, that excits you?
Derpy: OHHH!! EATING A PEBBLE!!

Derpy: Cause I don't get killed kwa the first boss.

Derpy: Well.. People always say I have pretty eyes.. But still. There not suppose to be like this. I.. I had an accident. Jumped to hard on my bed....
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined kwa the shows constant need for crude...
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#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court kwa the Reality Police and put on trial simply because wewe alisema your reality sucked..

#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog kwa a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget wewe ever existed..

#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret....
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Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These sinema are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me zaidi into it.

So yeah.

upendo IT!!
 Archer
Archer
Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?






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posted by Canada24
1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hujambo cowboy? wewe mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, wewe DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of wewe left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK wewe VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where wewe guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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tatro

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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time zamani in a world ruled kwa ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with upinde wa mvua Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed zaidi money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.

To make zaidi money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
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Oh god.. Oh god...

I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..

Early on we get Seans death papa attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a papa attack.. Allwhile his screams are drowned kwa the krisimasi singers.. I know this cause they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times in the whole sequence..

I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen, Martins wife believe the papa was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..

(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the awali H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them."...
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#1:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

Me: This is why hookers don't get paid much.


#2:
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all wewe want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't Shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!

ME: Try watching Shrek 2 dumbass..


#3:
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" saa

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the siku off. So we got wewe another gppony, pony to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new gppony, pony was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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