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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first siku of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first siku of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls

Starring everyone as theirselves.

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE VOICE OF A BLACK MAN!!!
Audience: *Booing*
Spike: Don't worry, she'll get it back after this parody is finished.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Enters the school* Spike, get over here!
Spike: *Runs to Twilight*

It was lunchtime, so they went to the cafeteria.

Twilight: Where do we sit?
Spike: I don't know.
Teacher: Sorry kid, but there are no pets allowed. *Taking Spike away*
Twilight: This is the worst siku of my life.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Sits with Adagio, Sonata, and Aria*
Adagio: Welcome to the Dazzlings.
Sonata: I thought we were called The Plastics.
Aria: No, that's in Mean Girls. This is Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Shut up Aria, you're such a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*

After lunch, Twilight sat inayofuata to Applejack, and Big Macintosh in math.

Applejack: I saw wewe sittin' with the Dazzlings.
Twilight: I thought they were called The Plastics.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Macintosh: Eenope.

One boring story later

Audience: *Laughing*

Adagio: You're a bitch.
Twilight: No, you're a bitch.
Adagio: You're a bigger bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: At least I'm not concerned about my weight!
People: Oooh, burn!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Adagio: Well you're a fugly slut! *Running across the street*
Bus Driver: *Runs over Adagio*
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, that didn't really happen, but I wish it did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And, who uses fugly nowadays? I mean, come on.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

The End

On the inayofuata part of this episode, Tom, and Double Scoop look at advertisements on the internet.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 21: Advertisements Don't Belong On The Internet

Double Scoop was invited to Tom's house.

Tom: Hey, glad wewe could make it.
Double Scoop: Thanks. So, what are we going to do first?
Tom: Well, there is this racing game I want to onyesha wewe on the internet.
Double Scoop: Oh, I'm not into racing.
Tom: Why not?
Double Scoop: Because I always have trouble shifting gears.
Tom: wewe always choose automatic with your transmission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Oh.
Tom: I think you'll like this game. wewe don't have to shift gears. All wewe gotta do, is drive, and that's all.
Double Scoop: Okay. I'm ready.

They go up to Tom's room.

Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a sekunde to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Playset.
Double Scoop: I hate advertisements!
Tom: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Everyone hates them. *Refreshes the page* Hopefully, that's the last one we ever see.

But he was wrong. Another advertisement appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: buibui Stallion is back. He must save Manehattan from The Sandman before things get out of hoof.
Tom: Too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Refreshes the page*
Double Scoop: Are wewe sure refreshing the page gets rid of advertisements?
Tom: It's worked before, yeah. *Sees another advertisement* What the hell?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Hello, wewe have just received another advertisement, brought to wewe kwa Spamdex.
Double Scoop: Oh no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex is a wonderful company that constantly sends wewe advertisements, which can...

Annoy wewe
Make your time on the internet completely useless
And cost wewe money. In fact, we collect one dollar from you, for every sekunde the advertisement plays.

Advertisement Pony: The best thing about all of this is that we can send wewe a virus, which prevents wewe from getting rid of any of the advertisements we send you. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex, the ultimate advertisement sender.
Tom: I give up. *Turns off his laptop*
Double Scoop: I have Lost all faith in ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: They put a virus on this thing. I need to get a new laptop. *Looks at the audience* Coming up inayofuata is Celebrity Jeopardy. Don't go away.

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game onyesha wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo hoo!!!
Alex: that's beautiful. Do wewe kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sean: No, but I did something to your grand daughter with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Keanu Reaves has an impressive negative $32,000.
Keanu: I know kung fu.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For the last time, no wewe don't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally, Adele in a commanding lead with zero.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: Did I win? Because there's some ponies I need to thank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just take a look at the board. And the categories are..

POTENT POTABLES
FOREIGN FLICKS
Things Trebek Sucks

Alex: Wait-
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: HAHAHAHA!!!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Alright. *Gets rid of the Things Trebek Sucks category* Let's continue.

POTPOURRI
HOT au COLD?
WHAT EARS DO
IS THIS A HAT?

Alex: That's when I name an object, and wewe tell whether, au not, it's a hat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And finally,

COLORS THAT END IN URPLE

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Adele, you're in the lead, so we'll start with you.
Adele: I'm a mare wewe know.
Audience: HHHAAAAA!! *Clapping*
Alex: Let's just go with Foreign Flicks for 800.
Sean: *Rings in* Rarity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Sean: Rarity, Penelope Cruz, and Kristin Kreuk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looks at Foreign Flicks. All of the letters are upper case, and the L, and I look like a U* That's foreign flicks Mr. The Hedgehog.
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: FOREIGN. FLICKS. Mr. Reeves, why don't wewe pick?
Keanu: I shall take balloons for 800 if wewe please.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Keanu: My mistake, I shall choose balloons for 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'll tell wewe what, let's just do colors that end in urple, for 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This color ends in urple.
Adele: *Rings in*
Alex: Adele?
Adele: What is Light Urple?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Rings the wrong answer buzzer* Wow.
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Keanu Reeves?
Keanu: I will venture a guess. Who is Jaleel White?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What?
Keanu: Is that not the gentlecolt who played Steve Urple, the humorous fellow who wears glasses, and loves cheese?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's Urkle!
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Oh good, Mr. The Hedgehog wants to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I thought of some zaidi foreign mares I f**ked.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to Hot au Cold for 400.

Video Daily Double noises played.

Alex: And it's a video daily double. Here goes nothing, please take a look at your video monitors.

This song played while a bila mpangilio gppony, pony was holding a cup of tea: link

Audience: *Cheering*
bila mpangilio Pony: It's me, Eddie Murphy, I sang this song in Shrek 2.
Audience: *Clapping*
bila mpangilio Pony: In this cup is some hot tea. Hot hot hot! Watch. *Drinks, but burns his tongue* Yow!! Hot hot hot! So the answer is, hot hot hot! au cold? Hot hot hot! au cold? Come on! Hot hot hot!

The video ends.

Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: None of wewe knows?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No one can figure out whether the hot chai is hot, au cold?
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: *Rings in*
Alex: Thank god, Keanu Reeves.
Keanu: Is it iced tea?
Alex: NO! It's hot tea!
Audience: *Laughing*
Keanu: Well then, I have no idea.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go to final jeopardy. The category is... oh come on, why would they do this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The category is Famous Granddaughters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: This is my lucky day!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Not going to give wewe the satisfaction.
Sean: Aw!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The new category is anything. Write anything.

Final Jeopardy muziki started playing.

Alex: Just write. Use your pen, and arm, and songesha the pen around with your arm.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Scribble if wewe want, just make, some kind of mark.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, let's get this over with. Sean the hedgehog wewe wrote down, below. I don't know why wewe wrote that, but technically that's a correct answer. wewe did write something. Let's see what wewe wagered. Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Below me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: HA!!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Below me. I don't get it.
Sean: Oh wewe do wewe Canadian prick!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: A proud siku for you, and your family. Keanu Reeves, wewe look very pleased. Let's see what wewe wrote down. Nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The swali was write anything, and wewe got it wrong. I'm speechless.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's see what wewe wagered. Eleventy billion dollars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not even a real number.
Keanu: Yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Simply amazing. And finally, Adele.
Adele: Thanks Alex, I'm so honored to have been here. There's a lot ponies I have to thank. I couldn't have done it, without Alex Trebek, the incredible cast, and crew of Jeopardy, my agent who is always looking for ways to get me on the big screen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Adele: That's it.
Alex: Touching. That's it for Jeopardy. Good night.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's The Classroom.

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Today was just like any ordinary siku at school. It was very boring.

Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I don't know why we still have to go here, when most schools are already finished.
James: I heard the principal was high on something.
Gary: Typical.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Ah well, at least Lauren isn't here.
Lauren: *Arrives*
Audience: *Laughing*
James: wewe spoke too soon man.
Lauren: Where's the teacher?
Gary: I don't know Lauren. Why don't wewe go look for her?
Lauren: Because we're not allowed to go around the halls unless we're heading to our inayofuata class.
Gary: I was being sarcastic.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Good morning everypony, sorry I'm late.
Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I want wewe all to know that our last siku of school will be tomorrow.
Brianna: On a Sunday?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Yes.
Gary: That raises another question. This is a Saturday. Why are we here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: We had so many snow days that our principal decided to have us come here on the weekends.
James: wewe know what? I'm not even coming here anymore. This is bullshit. *Leaves the classroom*

Later, everyone was working on vocab.

Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: JESUS CHRIST!!
Ms. Schultz: Gary, watch your language.
Gary: I'm sorry, but Lauren smells too bad to be here. Send her to the nurse, and tell them that she has hygiene issues!
Ms. Schultz: I'm afraid I cannot do that.
Gary: *Angry* why not?
Ms. Schultz: The nurse planned to skip school just like your friend James.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Well at least open a window, au something!
Ms. Schultz: It's too humid outside.
Gary: Well then, f**k all of you, I'm not coming here anymore either. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Sit.
Gary: Why?
Ms. Schultz: Your grades are pathetic. wewe have a 57 in Math, a 42 in English, a 12 in science...
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: ..An 18 in history, and a 4 in gym.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Maria: How is that possible?
Sunny: Failing gym is like not knowing how to turn on a light.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I'll take my chances. wewe all suck. *Leaves*
Ms. Schultz: Well, it looks like he'll be a super senior.
Audience: *Laughing*

Up next, it's Princess Celestia.

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store this time-

A 50 weight fell on her head.

Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Leaves the office, and takes a left into the hallway. She walks into another room, and looks at Twilight Sparkle* LMFAO.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Bryan met up with two Mexicans.

Mexican gppony, pony 1: What's good?
Bryan: We're ready to commit antics again. I'm looking for the best firecrackers available.
Mexican gppony, pony 1: Roman candles, bottle rockets, cherry bombs, au sparklers?
Bryan: Twilight told me wewe guys have a nenosiri for "certain" firecrackers.

Certain is the password.

Mexican gppony, pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the sekunde Mexican pony* Get your punda over here.
Mexican gppony, pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican gppony, pony 1*
Mexican gppony, pony 1: *Opens a wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican gppony, pony 1: *Pushes Mexican gppony, pony 2 into the wardrobe* They want firecrackers. Come back when wewe get them! *Closes the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at the castle.

Celestia: *In the shower. Outside, several ponies are listening to her* It's been a long time since I've had a good shower. I feel like a brand new mare. I'll watch Twilight Sparkle like a hawk.
Derpy: *In the kuoga with Celestia* Should I start on your backside?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Make sure wewe get every last pore back there.
Audience: Ew! *Laughing*
Celestia: And no surprise reach arounds.
Audience: *Vomitting*

The sound of firecrackers could be heard in the shower.

Celestia: What?! What's going on?!?! There's firecrackers in here!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Later.

Jonathan: So the princess had a mishap in the kuoga this morning.
Chrysler: It's been two weeks since the last antic Twilight pulled on Celestia.
Jonathan: Things were very peaceful in those two weeks. Now who put the firecrackers in Celestia's shower?
Twilight: Man, it was me wewe idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chrysler: Why would you-
Twilight: I started a Yo Mamma contest.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Surely, wewe wouldn't do something that juvenile.
Twilight: I am.
Jonathan: *Angry* A Yo Mamma contest?! wewe couldn't think of something clever?
Twilight: Man, it was either dat, au fondles for charity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Let me take one good guess, it's just a cover. You're really planning a larger antic!
Twilight: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Chewing on a piece of gum, and blows a really big bubble. It pops after hitting Harry* I'll need to borrow the kids around the bunker.

Meanwhile, in Celestia's office.

Celestia: *Looking at a portal that Derpy put on her wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What is that blue shit doing on my wall? Get that down from there! Explain your actions, right now! I can only assume Twilight sent wewe in here with that portal gun. How rude! Twilight is screwing with me again! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!

Meanwhile in another part of Celestia's castle, colts, and fillies were running around a small room that had seven bunk beds.

Alexis: *Looking at the colts, and fillies* Quiet wewe brats!
Audience: *Laughing*
Colts & Fillies: *Be quiet*
Alexis: Gather around.
Colts & Fillies: *Get close to Alexis*
Alexis: As wewe all know, Princess Celestia just got her PS4, and now has Gran Turismo 6.
Colts & Fillies: Yay!!
Alexis: wewe want to play, right?
Colts & Fillies: Yeah.

Outside of Celestia's castle, and in the town of Canterlot, things were turning into shit.

Rich Ponies: *Pushing a trolley* We're rich. We shouldn't be doing this. That's why we invented slaves!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Old Stallion: *Looking at teenage ponies working on an anti aircraft gun. One of them is his son*
10 mwaka Old Colt: *Angry at his dad* We're working on an antic here.
Old Stallion: How old are you? *Looks at colt* Twelve? *Looks at another colt* And you, thirteen? Aren't wewe lot too young to be playing pranks on the princess?
16 mwaka Old Stallion: So what if we are? Why do wewe care?
Old Stallion: Twilight has wewe brain washed.
16 mwaka Old Stallion: She asked us nicely to help. In return, she's giving us gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
16 mwaka Old Stallion: You'd be a fool to turn down gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: We had two weeks of peace, and quiet, and wewe kids are ruining it. The last thing we need is to have Celestia clawing her own eyes out.
15 mwaka Old Mare: We need our dose of lolz.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: If wewe don't like reality, why don't wewe just run off to Pleasure Island?
10 mwaka Old Colt: Ugh, wewe suck! *Runs 100 miles an saa to Pleasure Island*
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: Okay then.. Fine. But if she finally loses her sanity, I'll know who to blame. *Walks away*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Royal Guard: Your momma is so stupid, she got Lost at a supermarket, and starved to death.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Skeletor was ordering a pizza with Jenny.

Skeletor: I want the entire juu of the pizza to be engulfed in anchovies. Olives are for dicks.
Timothy: *Walks into the room*
Skeletor: I'm sure I don't have to tell wewe where I am.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Goodbye. *Hangs up, and walks to Timothy* wewe ready? Jenny, I want wewe to start uandishi this down. I want this verbal smackdown to be historical.
Jenny: *Gets paper, and a pencil ready*
Skeletor: *Looks at Timothy* Your mother finally let wewe out of the house?
Timothy: At least my mother actually has a house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so poor, she got evicted from a cardboard box.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Your momma is so ugly, her mbwa have to take her for a walk every now, and again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so ugly, everypony goes trick au treating as her yearbook photo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: What about how bald your momma is? She makes Michael Jordan look like Zach Galifianakis.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: I looked at her scalp, and saw the future.
Timothy: *Stunned*
Skeletor: Yeah. Not much to say now, right? I'm running this show!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Walks away*

In Celestia's rant room.

Celestia: *Shouting* I can't believe you're all talking about my family!! Harry's mom is so stupid, she almost decapitated herself with a marshmallow!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Your momma is so stupid she heard there were illegal aliens, and looked up for UFO's!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Your momma is hideous!!! She makes Sarah Jessica Parker look like The Mona Lisa!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs her hoof on her desk* Who else?!!?

Everyone stayed silent.

At dinner.

Skeletor: Princess, that was some of the best ownage I've ever seen.
Celestia: Right now, I'm wondering what that clown was planning with all of those Yo Momma jokes going around the castle. I would have liked to insult her mother. She's the only one in the bunker I know that completely deserves it, but enough of these shenanigans.
Royal Guard: *Walks in with a package*
Celestia: The keys to my new Ford. *Takes the package* I heard the Focus was a really good model, so I bought one.

After dinner, Celestia was walking into her office when this happened.

Celestia: *Falls through a hole in the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at her office.

Celestia: That's it!! Send an extermination squad to kill her when she least expects it! Vengeance!! Annihilate that Twilight! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!

In Ponyville.

Royal Guards: Twilight Sparkle, wewe are underarrest.
Twilight: Wuuuut?
Royal Guard: Orders from Celestia. She's pissed off, because wewe dug a hole in her room.
Twilight: Bite me. It was a bunch of kids that did it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Royal Guards: *Preparing their assault rifles*
Twilight: *Opens a portal on her chest* Gotcha!!!!
Royal Guards: *Shoot into the portal*

The bullets went through Celestia's ukuta where the other portal was placed.

Celestia: *Getting hit kwa the bullets*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: That hurt like all hell.
Derpy: Should I go to the first aid kit, and get some band aids?
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: wewe don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a sekunde to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set.
Double Scoop: Are we gonna skip this?
Tom: No, I wanna watch this.
Advertisement Pony: Meadow West gets her car, and races other ponies from the intersection to the railroad crossing. But watch out, Nikki is driving her train, and wewe do not want to crash into it. The Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Play set. Comes with other ponies, other trains, and other cars, and wewe can also modify the town where they drag race.

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Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with-
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Wait for me to finish.
Sean: Oh, okay.

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Alex: This color ends in purple, oh shit, I gave away the answer.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Gary: Don't apologize to us. Apologize to our parents that keep paying for this bullshit. This onyesha sucks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Okay, not really. Sorry for saying that.

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Mexican gppony, pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the sekunde Mexican pony* Get your punda over here.
Mexican gppony, pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican gppony, pony 1*
Mexican gppony, pony 1: *Tries to open the wardrobe*
Mexican gppony, pony 2: Hurry up.
Mexican gppony, pony 1: I'm trying to open it, but it's stuck.
Audience: *Laughing*

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Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Royal Guard: She has her own shadow? I want my own shadow! Shadow is the best sonic character ever!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Dose anyone one remember the Marshal from the first half of Red Dead Redemption.

I'm sure we can all agree..
Johnson can kick Ross's ass, any siku of the week.

Most killed of the criminals in New Austin are killed au captured kwa Johnson, himself.

He is characterized as tough, straight to the point, and is not afraid to get aggressive, all while remaining fair to the law. Johnson does his best to maintain law and order in the town of kakakuona and the county of Cholla Springs, while the world around them progresses into modernity. The Marshal also commands a couple of deputies, Jonah and Eli, as...
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SGT FRANK WOODS:
Truly the greatest Call of Duty character there is.
I was so mad when I though he died in the original black ops story, after presumably sacrificing himself to save Mason's life after one of villains pulls a grenade pin from himself and it's originally presumed they both died.
But in black ops two its revealed neither were harmed kwa the blast only kwa the fall, and Woods was taken hostage, and after wewe rescue him at the beginning of the game he again becomes a lead character, only this time he's even zaidi so.
Unlike the first one, the story is much zaidi about Woods then Mason....
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our onyesha today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see wewe again....
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If wewe ask me, the final half of this onyesha is when it finally gets GOOD.

Everything in that town should be a scary movie.. It'll be a awesome plot.

I'm even sure if I even care about Lohan anymore.. But everything needs to be resolved. So who knows what will happen.

I'm actually excited for the last two.

And I am FINALLY done this show, after possibly a whole mwaka now..

Thumbs up man.. These 2 episodes get thumbs up.


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Well.. Wind wasn't kidding about episode 8 being depressing.. TOO depressing.. Now I need to go watch some zaidi happy shit till I feel better.

It's like when I watched that really drepressing episode of Cyanide and Happiness..

Shit man..

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#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, kwa all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me zaidi reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what wewe think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's page...
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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape, and I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT kusoma this story, ever!

#9: MR HANKY:
It's sad that I have to put South Park on this list. But as Cartmen says "a talking poo is where I draw the line".

#8: THEY PUSHED HER:
I've changed a lot...
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[Maniacal laughter]

Devin
Won't go to heaven
She's just another Lost soul,
About to be mine again
Leave her
we will receive her
It is beyond your control
will wewe ever meet again

Devin
One of eleven
Who had been rendered unwhole
As a little child,
she was taken
and then forsaken
you will remember it all
Let it fill your mind again

Devin lies beyond this portal
take the word of one immortal
Give your soul to me
For eternity
release your life
to begin another time with her
End your grief with me
there's another way
release your life
take your place inside the moto with her

Sever
Now and forever
you're just another Lost soul...
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