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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Season 3 Premiere of
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 21
The Return Of Red Rose
April 30, 1953
It was a nice siku in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.
Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: kwa uigizaji like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! wewe have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, wewe get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only gppony, pony that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. wewe know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: wewe read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes zaidi damage.
But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.
Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* wewe sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are wewe fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. wewe never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does uigizaji like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help wewe look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. wewe have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!
Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up zaidi along the way.
Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.
Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping wewe would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else wewe want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank wewe for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.
Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.
Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another gppony, pony to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*
At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.
Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*
Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.
Coffee Creme: Great work wewe fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. wewe had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.
The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was zaidi dirty than hurt.
Back at Cheyenne
Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see wewe again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a gppony, pony wewe haven't met named Stylo. wewe have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused kwa Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for wewe at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*
At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.
Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* hujambo Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't wewe know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. wewe never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* wewe can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. wewe really should apologize to Stylo after what wewe alisema to him.
Gordon: How do wewe know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*
After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.
Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how wewe let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that wewe got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, wewe must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: wewe got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*
As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.
Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. wewe are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless wewe want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry wewe had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Korean war veterans want to ride the U.P
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Season 3 Premiere of
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 21
The Return Of Red Rose
April 30, 1953
It was a nice siku in Cheyenne, but just when everypony was about to get their work assignments, Gordon arrived.
Gordon: Heil hitler!
Hawkeye: Oh great, world war 2 is still going on after all.
Pete: Gordon, explain this idiocracy!
Gordon: It's the 8th anniversary of Hitler's suicide, and I'm celebrating.
Hawkeye: kwa uigizaji like a Nazi?
Gordon: Yes! wewe have no honor for the glorious fuehrer.
Pete: And for that, wewe get to work in the train yard.
Gordon: Whatever *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Red Rose was the only gppony, pony that could make him stop with his stupid shenanigans.
Pete: You're right. wewe know what we need to do?
Hawkeye: Rehire her?
Pete: wewe read my mind, but we better hurry before Gordon causes zaidi damage.
But it was too late. Gordon went to where Stylo was, and planned to insult him.
Stylo: *Greasing wheels on train*
Gordon: *walks to Stylo* wewe sir are an ugly pony.
Stylo: (This guy has been annoying me for three months now) Gordon, why are wewe fat?
Gordon: I am a magnificent pony, ready for anything. wewe never see me ruining my good looks.
Stylo: Oh. Does uigizaji like a Nazi, and getting suspended from work help wewe look magnificent?
Gordon: *Walks away*
Snowflake: *Arrives* Gordon, Pete changed your job. wewe have to take a slow freight into Omaha.
Gordon: It's great that I no longer have to work in this train yard, but why do I have to drive a slow freight?
Snowflake: I don't know. Ask Pete.
Gordon: I hate slow freight trains.
Snowflake: Slow freight trains hate you.
Gordon: Be quiet. *Goes to train* Even worse, I have to use a steam locomotive to pull this train. UGH!!!
Gordon got the train started out of the yard. His train only had a few freight cars, but he picked up zaidi along the way.
Meanwhile, Pete was calling Michael, the owner of the Southern Pacific.
Pete: Mike, I need your help with something.
Michael: What is it?
Pete: I was hoping wewe would let me have Red Rose back on my railroad.
Michael: I'll talk to her, and see if she wants to come back.
Pete: Alright.
Michael: Is there anything else wewe want to talk to me about? I want to catch the newest episode of Gilligan's Island.
Pete: No, that's all Michael. Thank wewe for your cooperation.
Michael: No problem. *Hangs up*
Pete: *Sighs* I really hope she's able to come back.
Back to Gordon, who was still driving his freight.
Gordon: *stops at station*
Coffee Creme: *Climbs in* I'm the firemare.
Gordon: Great. Yet another gppony, pony to antagonize me.
Coffee Creme: Ok. *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Gordon: *drives train*
At first, Gordon was paying attention to the train he was driving, but got careless as soon as he started thinking about Stylo.
Gordon: *Driving train up hill*
Coffee Creme: Heavy freight trains have to go slow downhill.
Gordon: *Not listening*
Coffee Creme: Gordon, slow down.
Gordon: *Forgets to put brakes on*
Their train soon started going very fast as soon as it went downhill. It was too late to apply the brakes now.
Coffee Creme: Great work wewe fool.
Gordon: Again with the antagonizing, stop it!
Coffee Creme: *Sees train in front of them* Ok *teleports out of train*
Gordon: What did she leave for? *Crashes into train*
Coffee Creme: *Sees damage* Oh Gordon. wewe had to crash into those tank cars, carrying tar.
The tar splashed onto the engine, and some even went into the cab, and landed on Gordon. He was zaidi dirty than hurt.
Back at Cheyenne
Orion: *stops streamlined passenger train at station*
Pete: *Waiting on platform*
Red Rose: *Walks out of train* Hi Pete.
Pete: Red Rose, so good to see wewe again.
Red Rose: Yeah, I guess so. What have I missed?
Pete: There's a gppony, pony wewe haven't met named Stylo. wewe have to go with him, and clear the wreckage caused kwa Gordon.
Red Rose: Of course. Where is Stylo?
Pete: He's waiting for wewe at the train yards, with a breakdown train.
Red Rose: Ok, I'll go clear the mess with Stylo. *Goes to trainyard*
At the wreckage, Gordon stayed in his engine. He didn't want anypony seeing that he got covered in tar.
Red Rose: *Brings in breakdown train*
Coffee Creme: Red Rose, you're back.
Red Rose: Yeah, and I get to drive a train for once.
Stylo: *goes in cab* hujambo Red Rose. Whoever is this dirty pony?
Red Rose: That's Gordon. Didn't wewe know?
Stylo: It looks like Gordon, but Gordon is a splendid pony. wewe never see his good looks being ruined.
Gordon: *Ignores them*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* wewe can try, and get that tar off of you.
Gordon: I already tried. It didn't work.
Coffee Creme: That's a shame. wewe really should apologize to Stylo after what wewe alisema to him.
Gordon: How do wewe know about that?
Coffee Creme: He told me.
Gordon: *Facehoof*
After the mess was cleared, Pete arrived.
Pete: Well done Stylo, Red Rose, and Coffee Creme. *Looks at Gordon* It's strange how wewe let a train roll downhill without the brakes on. I'm also surprised that wewe got tar on yourself. You're not fit to be seen, wewe must be cleaned at once.
Stylo: Will I be able to take over while Gordon is getting cleaned?
Pete: wewe got it.
Stylo: *Goes in engine*
Coffee Creme: *Follow Stylo*
As they drove away in the engine, Pete and Red Rose took Gordon back to Cheyenne. He was still covered in tar when they arrived.
Gordon: *Looking around* How am I going to get cleaned?
Pete: *Sees Water tower* I know just the trick.
Gordon: *Sees water tower* Oh no. wewe are not soaking me with water.
Pete: Yes we are. Unless wewe want to look ugly for the rest of your life.
Gordon: Ok, I'll do it. *Goes to water tower*
Pete: *Climbing tower*
Red Rose: *Watching*
Pete: *Pours water on Gordon*
Gordon: AH!! *Falls on ground*
Pete: *Laughing*
Red Rose: *Laughing*
Gordon: Now everypony is antagonizing me! *Runs away*
Pete: *Returns* I'm sorry wewe had to put up with him on your return.
Red Rose: Don't worry about it. It was fun. With Stylo around, things are going to be great.
The End
On the inayofuata episode of Ponies On The Rails
Korean war veterans want to ride the U.P
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
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KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little gppony, pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda Lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn kwa ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little gppony, pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda Lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn kwa ACCIDENT..
I originally left Alpha and Omega shabiki fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do wewe know.
My little gppony, pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little gppony, pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. wewe get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems salama is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do wewe know.
My little gppony, pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little gppony, pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. wewe get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems salama is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..