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A not so long time zamani in a world ruled kwa ponies
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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE
Episode XI
Return To Ponyville
Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with upinde wa mvua Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.
However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed zaidi money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.
To make zaidi money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.
In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.
Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*
Inside the death egg
Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the siku that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a siku au two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do wewe realize who you're making this space station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a space station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, au I will personally have wewe executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.
Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.
Japanese gppony, pony 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese gppony, pony 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do wewe want to know?
Japanese gppony, pony 35: We want to know arr about why wewe have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose Marafiki with Discord, and he doesn't arrow anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like wewe guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese gppony, pony 87: Why wourd wewe to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese gppony, pony 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese gppony, pony 87: What can wewe do?
Sean: wewe really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save upinde wa mvua Dash, and Celestia.
Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.
Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese gppony, pony 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at bila mpangilio pony* I don't know him.
Japanese gppony, pony 64: wewe better terr me, au I wirr do something wewe won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are wewe going to do?
Japanese gppony, pony 64: Hit wewe of course.
Japanese gppony, pony 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to bila mpangilio pony*
Japanese gppony, pony 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese gppony, pony 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!
While that was happening.
Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese gppony, pony 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We'll help wewe get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.
After that.
Japanese gppony, pony 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese gppony, pony 53: *Hitting bila mpangilio pony*
Japanese gppony, pony 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* wewe think just because wewe say nothing, wewe are strong. That's not true. wewe two are cowards.
bila mpangilio Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese gppony, pony 64: Why are wewe tarking to her?
bila mpangilio Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese gppony, pony 64: *Burns bila mpangilio gppony, pony with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese gppony, pony 53: *Grabs knife*
bila mpangilio Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese gppony, pony 53: *Stabs bila mpangilio gppony, pony to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese gppony, pony 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Stabs japanese gppony, pony 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.
We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.
Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gives signal*
gppony, pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese gppony, pony 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese gppony, pony 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*
The mashua exploded.
Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese gppony, pony 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese gppony, pony 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese gppony, pony 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have wewe been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that mashua the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*
When it was fixed, we had another problem.
Sean: This mashua can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another mashua exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on mashua with Sean*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets on other mashua with Pinkie, and Celestia*
We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.
We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we aliiba from the Japanese Mafia.
Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take wewe to Canterlot.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell wewe now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
upinde wa mvua Dash: If it's that important, I understand.
Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.
Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. wewe must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the gppony, pony Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*
Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with upinde wa mvua Dash.
Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What exactly are wewe telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Princess Celestia, wewe can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Why do wewe want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing wewe need to do.
upinde wa mvua Dash: What?
Celestia: wewe have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*
Celestia soon passed away.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the upinde wa mvua Dash I know.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
upinde wa mvua Dash: But wewe were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, unicorns working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that wewe were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted wewe to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think wewe have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. wewe were our only hope.
upinde wa mvua Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when wewe were pushing that train up the kilima to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and wewe said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, wewe ain't uigizaji like that.
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.
In Ponyville at the gppony, pony Alliance Headquarters.
Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees upinde wa mvua Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll jiunge your group as well.
Later on, zaidi ponies started joining both groups.
Big Mac: Remember, once wewe finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the sekunde team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.
We all get in the airplane.
Sean: *Starts airplane*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, wewe are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
upinde wa mvua Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Haha, that's a good one.
Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.
I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.
Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad wewe could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how wewe doin'?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now wewe know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She alisema doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come kwa here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once wewe get here.
We all left the airport.
Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was inaonyesha us.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing inayofuata to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and caramel, karmeli can take them down.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
upinde wa mvua Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*
Soon, two zaidi bikers ended up chasing us.
Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following upinde wa mvua Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike inayofuata to upinde wa mvua Dash* Get on.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*
Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.
Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a space station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course wewe would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.
Back in The Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight alisema she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: wewe ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.
Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.
Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*
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Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some maarufu vitabu that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
upinde wa mvua Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any vitabu in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are vitabu wewe don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of vitabu wewe dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what wewe want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, wewe should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* wewe tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who wewe are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell wewe where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following upinde wa mvua Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*
After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. inayofuata morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.
Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: wewe excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.
In Baltimare.
Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* wewe know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her Marafiki into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would wewe like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.
So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.
Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
Queen Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a orodha of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army au not.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
Queen Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
Queen Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* wewe are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't wewe dare hurt him.
Queen Chrysalis: wewe seem to have powerful friends. But I am zaidi powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
Queen Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an saa to train, and jumps on juu of it*
Queen Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: *Jumps to juu of train*
Sean: *Grabs Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried kwa a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on juu of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps inayofuata to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
Queen Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
Queen Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did wewe just soil yourself?!
Queen Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
Queen Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If wewe were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking kwa the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills Queen Chrysalis*
After killing Queen Chrysalis, I went back to upinde wa mvua Dash, and the others.
Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell wewe she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, wewe may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.
We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.
Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is Queen Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
upinde wa mvua Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do wewe want us to go with you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: No thank you. wewe guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Very well. wewe go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
upinde wa mvua Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get zaidi guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.
Twilight arrived at the facility.
Griffons: *Standing kwa front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are wewe da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No zaidi than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*
Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.
Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do wewe want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good gppony, pony somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are wewe uigizaji like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting zaidi attention then me.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking applejack with magic*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
upinde wa mvua Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* wewe GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then wewe have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things zaidi clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
upinde wa mvua Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be zaidi prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: wewe will try. *Swings sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Blocking attack*
While Twilight, and upinde wa mvua Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.
Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and majibu phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: upinde wa mvua Dash is attacking Twilight. wewe need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.
So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.
We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.
Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his Marafiki out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*
The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, au anyone else could get out.
Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.
Meanwhile, near the facility.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to swing sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, wewe don't give up, do you?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Follows Twilight*
The two mares were running towards a river of lava.
Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit kwa sword, and lands on boat*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!
Fight song: link
Twilight: *Swings sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: wewe pussy.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels mashua sinking, and jumps onto upinde wa mvua Dash's boat*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees upinde wa mvua Dash* wewe can't win this upinde wa mvua Dash!
upinde wa mvua Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*
Stop the current song, and play this one: link
Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: It didn't have to go this way. wewe could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Staring at Twilight*
Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on moto from the lava.
Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: It serves wewe right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!
It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to upinde wa mvua Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.
All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.
upinde wa mvua Dash went to where applejack was killed.
upinde wa mvua Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Using magic to bring applejack back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and applejack towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did wewe do?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees upinde wa mvua Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I upendo all of wewe guys, wewe mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help wewe with whatever wewe want us to help wewe with.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess upinde wa mvua Dash?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: wewe read my mind.
Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.
Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned kwa lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
gppony, pony Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, au we will kill you!
Song: link
While the party in Ponyville was being set up, gppony, pony Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.
Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.
Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.
The gppony, pony Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much kwa upinde wa mvua Dash.
Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a Playstation 4, and a really huge model trainset.
Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville
Music: link
Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*
We were having a good time. No zaidi war, zaidi relaxing, and that was the way we like it.
The End
Starring
the good guys
Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
upinde wa mvua Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The gppony, pony Alliance
The Bad Guys/Nazis
Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord
muziki used in order of apperance
nyota Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - nyota Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts
This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville
I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from Halloween of 2012.
The End
Song: link
I missed my chance.. I'm always one mwaka behind in this show.. But now that their inaonyesha every episode in order, to prepare for the new season 7, so I'm getting my chance.
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a onyesha like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
I'm so excited, especially cause it has Steven Ogg in it now. (AKA, this guy).
It's pretty easy to say that Grand Theft Auto did a lot for this guy, cause now just about everyone knows who he is.
It's weird how he always protrays nutcase's like Trevor, when the real Steve Ogg is such a nice guy from what I can tell.
But still, the guy that portrayed Trevor Phillips.
How can that NOT be awesome for the dark, violent, nature of a onyesha like Walking Dead?
Where, even someone as kind hearted as Rick Grimes has murdered people in cold blood, in newer seasons he doesn't even feel remorse anymore.
But, yeah.. Steve Ogg.. I'm excited :)
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror sinema claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR zaidi effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till inayofuata time.. I'll give another makala after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror sinema claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR zaidi effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till inayofuata time.. I'll give another makala after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
It's funny..
In 2003 I guess I was STILL uandishi fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.
Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..
Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank wewe :)
In 2003 I guess I was STILL uandishi fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.
Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..
Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank wewe :)