Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one mwaka anniversary of being a shabiki on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.
STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little gppony, pony related username's one mwaka anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.
October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville
STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big ukuta of text!
Someonebutnoone: Lousy grammar
STH: Of course the main character is named after me. What did wewe want him to be called? Dave Starsky?
fanpop users: .........
STH: Uhm, ok?
Sean: *pulls out gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sleeping*
NocturnalMirage: What are wewe doing?!!?!
Sean: *kills bird*
NocturnalMirage: Oh, good.
Meanwhile at Fluttershy's
Sean: I'm going to race a flying gppony, pony on foot!
Narrator: alisema Sean
inayofuata morning
Un named filly: We're going to make fun of wewe for no reason.
Applebloom: Oh no!
STH: Wait... What's her name?
NocturnalMirage: Diamond Tiara!
STH: Ohhhhh.
Silver Spoon: Let's beat them up Diam-ara?
Applebloom: *facehoof*
Mariofan14: Unnecesary violence
Someonebutnoone: What's so unnecesary about it?
Mariofan14: He pulled a gun on a filly, and threw another one in a tree... Wait, *reading* it says philly instead of filly.
At Robotnik's base
Robotnik: I'm not related to this onyesha in any way, but I'm going to threaten everyone for.... *reading script* The fact that my enemy's cousin is hiding there.
Sonic: Smooth egghead.
Robotnik: HEY! wewe try running a huge army of idiots!
At Rarity's Boutique
Sean: I'm making dresses, because I was told to kwa some stranger.
Twilight: *brakes down door* Man, wewe threatened to kill two phillys!
Mariofan14: Fillies!!!
Rarity: Wait a dakika Twilight, you're not supposed to have a black man's voice yet.
Twilight: I don't give a fuck man!
Sean: *runs out door*
STH: Sneaky escape!
After a chase between car, and balloon.
Celestia: Blah blah blah blah, death, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, illegal, blah blah blah blah..
Sean: *bored* Really? *kills Celestia* Confusion Control *teleports out of Equestria*
Alinah09: It's chaos control!
Sean: I'm going back to my nyumbani planet. Wanna come?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's not like I have a choice since we're in another world on juu of a building that we're not supposed to be on in the first place (White House). I'm surprised the FBI hasn't tried to kill us.
After "Chaos" Control
Sean: I'm back!!
Nazis: Halt!
Sean: Hold on to me
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Holds on*
Sean: *runs to cave extremely fast*
Jordy-Dash: How come wewe never do that in any of the roleplays we do?
STH: What? Go to a cave?
Jordy-Dash: No, run extremely fast.
STH: Uhmmmmmmm......
Back at Equestria
Sean: I declare war on wewe assholes
Robotnik: Very well! Prepare to die
Shadow: *comes out of nowhere* I'm not supposed to be here, how are wewe doing?
Robotnik: Great.
C@R CH@SE
Sonic: Robotnik is dead.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Already?
Sean: I'm racing a flying pony, but this time.. In my car.
November 2012
STH: Even though Hedgehog In Ponyville proved to be unsuccesful, I'm making a sequel as my inayofuata fanfic! :D
fanpop users: Booooo!!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!
Warning: No comments, no abridgement
Pinkie's Christmas
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus is coming to town!
upinde wa mvua Dash: It sucks that wewe wrote a song that no one can hear since this has been typed.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I worked hard on that song!!!!!!
Karinabrony: Pinkie isn't german! Wait, is she?
STH: Not yet.
Diamond Tiara: Wait, what?
SilverSpoon: What's wrong?
Diamond Tiara: It says that I'm a unicorn, but I'm not.
STH: Oh fuck!!!
Diamond Tiara: *hits upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh fuck!
Santa: *Arrives*
Rarity: Oh fuck!
Santa: wewe get coal!
Rarity: I don't get it
Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance
Warning: No maoni no abridgement
Someonebutnoone: What do wewe mean no comments, no abridgement?!
STH: No one ilitumwa a maoni on the story, so there's no abridgement.
Someonebutnoone: Fine! I'm going to post a comment, then you're going to have to make an abridgement!
STH: It's too late for that.
December 31, 2012
zaidi Than One Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Hi, I brought someone hear to be the main enemy.
Catie: Hello, I'm a communist, and I have the powers to turn wewe into a communist.
Pinkie Pie: Cool! You're my friend already.
Izfankirby: FLASHBACK
Catie: Chase scene with trains!
NocturnalMirage: I was told this was supposed to be like that mashua chase in The World Is Not Enough. It seems somewhat like that.
Catie: Attention Ponyville... Wait, why am I giving a speech, when I can just turn everyone into a communist?
Twilight: Because some ponies are hiding man!! They gots to hear yo speech!
Applejack: We're hiding, but very far from them!
Applebloom: Oh no, we're being chased kwa russians!
Sean: Bond qoute! *blows up barricade*
Mariofan14: This guy has made a lot of Bond references in his stories so far.
Sean: It's time we alisema goodbye to an uninvited guest.
Jordy-Dash: Another train chase!!!
Sean: Damnit, we crashed.
Catie: So did I.
Sean: Then let me allow wewe to stab upinde wa mvua Dash so I can make an interesting arrival.
Catie: *Stabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Sean: wewe did it too early!! *attacks Catie*
January 2013
Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)
STH: I decided to make a Con Mane fanfic. How did I do?
fanpop users: Meh
STH: wewe guys suck.
The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Yes. This is a crossover of The Inglourious Bastards with My Little Pony. Your argument is invalid.
Canterlot Soldier: I'm being sexist to the element of honesty for no reason! This is what all stallions do to mares from now on.
Applejack: That's a huge mistake, and you're going to die for that
Sean: *kills Canterlot Soldier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yay, I defeated Gilda without even trying!
Wasted pony: Dude, what if we were owned kwa an evil company?
Drunk Pony: wewe mean Warner Bros? Hell no! *falls asleep*
Wasted Pony: I meant Hasbro.
Disneyfan333: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with a huge fight on a huge train.
After a huge fight on a huge train
Disneyfan333: Just as I thought.
February 2013
Goldhoof
STH: Now I'm making a Con Mane fanfic based off of Goldfinger. How did i do?
fanpop users: What the fuck is Goldfinger?
STH: Really?
Pinkie's Duel
STH: Behold, a crossover between My Little Pony, and Duel!
Alinah09: uh.. Hooray?
NocturnalMirage: HELL YES!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time
Mariofan14: Finally, it's the end of his Hedgehog In Ponyville series!
STH: Yes, it's true. I am ending the series with this story (Not really. In four months au so, I'll make another one. I just need to think of something.)
Another C@R CH@SE ON ICE
Izfankirby: Indiana Jones rip off!!
Robotnik: *falls off cliff in tank* AHHH *dies*
Catie: Are wewe sure wewe know how to use a sniper rifle?
Discord: Shut up, women snipers are pathetic *misses target*
STH: Boring concert!
Sean: *puts Mobius into Ponyville*
Naomiwinx: What is a Mobius?
STH: A planet. Where Sonic The Hedgehog lives?
Naomiwinx: I don't get it... -_-
Casino Of Solace
STH: This fanfic combining Casino Royale, Quantum Of Solace, and ponies should do the trick for people to enjoy Con Mane.
fanpop users: meh
STH: OH COME ON!!
juu 50 inayopendelewa parts of fanfictions
STH: These are my favorites, not yours.
Disneyfan333: Thank wewe for putting some parts of my fanfics in there, but what I don't understand is why wewe PUT HALF OF THESE PARTS FROM YOUR ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
STH: .... *jumps out window*
Wow I really ilitumwa nearly 100 makala in four months? Is that like, a world record?
March 2013
Pinkie's Easter
upinde wa mvua Dash: Holy shit, isn't it too early for an easter fanfic?
easter bunny: No. It's always a good time for Easter My Little gppony, pony fanfics.
STH: He has a point.
King Sombra: I died in Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time, yet here I am, taking over the Crystal Empire once again.
Cadence: What are wewe going to call it?
King Sombra: Sombratown! *laughs evilly*
Cadence: That's so stu- actually, I like that name.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pulling train*
Applejack: We were never able to establish how this was possible.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought I could, and it happened.
STH: Fillies, and gentlecolts, The Little Pegasus That Could.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pulling train* I think I can I think I can
King Sombra: No wewe can't. DIE!! *shoots gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wow, your aim sucks.
After a boring gun fight
Cadence: wewe saved the Crystal Empire
upinde wa mvua Dash: Aw yeah!!
The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit
upinde wa mvua Dash: No stallion is going to kill me for any sexist reason!
Stallions: Kill her for sexist reasons! *grab guns*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*
driving stallions: *follow upinde wa mvua Dash* Shoot her *crashes into train*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This is too easy. I think I'll go rescue Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *dies*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, so much for that idea.
Sean: I have arrived here very fast.
Golden Iris
Con: I'm a secret agent n*ggers!
Mexican ponies: Uhm, we're Hispanic, not black.
Con: Sucks for wewe *shoots explosives*
John: wewe know Con? I was always better
Con: *goes down ladder*
John: I'm going to wait here while calling for a helicopter!
Natalia: *sneeks on helicopter*
Disneyfan333: Even zaidi lousy grammar!
Fenix: I brought a lot of ponies in helicopters. FEAR ME!!!
Con: All the bad ponies are dead.
Fenix: Oh. Well, let's go home.
April 2013
Pinkie's Treasure Hunt
STH: This story takes place in the mwaka 2031, but yet the most modern cars are ones from the 50's.
Pinkie Pie: I'm dragging along a lot of ponies for a big punda treasure hunt.
upinde wa mvua Dash: zaidi like a treasure cunt
Applejack: *laughs*
Sean: *arrives in car burning rubber* Hey, I'm your captain for this fucked up adventure!
Everyone gets on the ship
Pinkie Pie: We're imba a Disney song no one knows about!
Disneyfan333: HEY!!!
_Laugh_: Re-enacted fight scene
Discord: *Reading script* Blaze, blaze.
Blaze: *falls off bridge*
Discord: *sounding like Bane* I wonder if James Bond did that to her.
One night after the treasure was found
Twilight: *steals money*
Pinkie Pie: I'm telling Celestia on you!!
Twilight: And now everyone knows why I have the voice of a black man.
Now it's time for a different approach!
My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous
Disneyfan333: I drew a pic of a gppony, pony that isn't mine.
Someonebutnoone: Thank you.
Canada24: The godfather rip off!!
STH: Where have wewe been?
Canada24: Stealing a zamboni for my boss. I was aboot to get another one, but the cops showed up near it.
Mariofan14: Wait!! applejack beats up a filly?! That doesn't make sense!!!
STH: It's Diamond Tiara getting beat up. wewe can read, right?
Mariofan14: *reading story towards the end* She dies?!!?
STH: Yep. Diamond Tiara dies.
You'll Only Live Twice
Koreans: *shipping illegal weapons*
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans as the bad guys. Seems legit.
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D
Twilight's Unusual Week
Twilight: What a beautiful-
Izfankirby: *singing* wewe had a bad day. wewe taking one down. wewe sing a sad song just to turn it around. Just something something. I don't like this song. Yet I'm getting paid just to sing it-
Spike: Um, Twilight? What about siku 7?
Twilight: NEVER ASK ABOUT siku 7!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Celestia's Secret Service
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D again
Izfankirby: Awesome car, but what's with the japanese pistol from world war 2?
STH: The Walther PPK was copyrighted kwa MGM, and I had to find something similar to it. Wait a minute... I am MGM!!! Only, with Robotnik as the logo, and the name is changed because of that. (It's a picture I had for a profaili pic.)
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans teaming up with the swedish to be bad guys. Seems legit.
ANOTHER C@R CH@SE
Diamond Tiara's Are Forever
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! FIND A NEW VILLIAN!!!!
_Laugh_: If it helps, he has Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon as a lesbian couple.
Canada24: How dare wewe ship them?!
STH: How dare wewe judge me?
Someonebutnoone: Yet another c@r ch@se
To Live & Die In Las Pegasus
STH: Yeah, if wewe can't tell, I upendo making crossovers between bila mpangilio sinema with ponies. I created my own cast to.
fanpop users: Wow, wewe got your entire cast?! meh
STH: Screw it. Why do I even bother try to impress my audience?!
Someonebutnoone: So this is the guy that brought me into the fandom? Were my standards really that low back then?
The Mare With The Golden Gun
NaomiWinx: Here, use my OC even though I'm never going to use her again.
STH: Uhmmm... Thanks?
NocturnalMirage: Blah blah presents blah blah blah blah... NEXT!!!
P: What do wewe know about this pony?
Con: I know she's going to die.
NocturnalMirage: Koreans as the bad guys, for the fourth time in a row. Really?
After 40 dakika of a generic story
Hattan: *looking for Con*
Con: *drops gun*
KarinaBrony: Great, why don't wewe drop a nuke while you're at it?
Con: *drops nuke*
STH: Con Mane will return after the population stops decreasing.
MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Episode 2
Someonebutnoone: My OC is the boss of Ponyville's mafia, swag.
Mariofan14: *sighs* c@r ch@se
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wild turns ahead
Sean: (This kinda reminds me of F&F Supercars.)
Police: *getting close to Sean*
Sean: *getting close to finish line*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hit the nitrous
Sean: *hits nitrous*
upinde wa mvua Dash: First place!
Sean: Alright *takes money*
Police: *getting close*
Sean: Oh damnit, the cops.
Brony Of New Jersey
STH: Welcome to the mwaka 2014.
Jordy-Dash: Meebo is still here somehow after Google took it away.
STH: Yeah, I made this story before Meebo was taken away. Hey! I was clueless, and didn't know that would happen! What's your fucking excuse nigger?!
Jordy-Dash & NocturnalMirage: yyyeaaaahhhhhh
Someonebutnoone: Where's the ponies?!
STH: This is about bronies.
Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight: Man, wat are we doin on juu of a cable car?!
Con: Fighting her *points to Nightmare Moon*
STH: link
Nightmare Moon: Hahahahaha *hits Con*
Twilight: Man wewe don't laugh in dis story
Nightmare Moon: wewe know what? I don't like african equestrian ponies *slaps Twilight*
Con: *opens cable car door*
Twilight: *pushes Nightmare Moon in*
Iron Will: Ok, we get it! Get to the part where I fall in upendo with Nightmare Moon!
May 2013
How Derpy Was Born
STH: I don't know why I created this, but... Enjoy
For Your I's Only
Karinabrony: wewe can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
Canada24: Stop singing!
Karinabrony: NO!
In Canada
Canada24: oh no
Canadian pilot: *kills Carole's parents*
Canada24: NO!!! wewe made the canadians evil.. Oh wait, that was only one canadian pony, the rest are good.
Karinabrony: Ok, does this guy upendo c@r ch@ses au something?
Carole: *driving Shitroen 2PV*
Con: I would've prefered a Fiat.
Carole: The juu speed on this thing is 32 miles an hour.
Con: And the juu speed on a Fiat is better then that!
The following is a series of intellectual constructive criticism
ynoP elttiL yM
FUCKING SUCKS
License To Murder
FUCKING SUCKS
The Dashing & The Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
2 Dashing & 2 Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
upinde wa mvua Factory (With Alternate ending)
FUCKIN SUCKS
Robin kofia of Trottingham
Ehh, that one was o.k
Tomorrow Always Dies
FUCKIN SUCKS
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"AWESOME!!!!" - Applejackrocks1
STH: It really was.
June 2013
Slycall
Alinah09: Ooh, my OC is in a Con Mane story, aw yeah!!!
NocturnalMirage: Again, enough with the koreans!
Heckler: Hey, I'm a mexican.
NocturnalMirage: Oh.
STH: There is no car chase, but if it makes wewe feel better, I included a motorcycle chase.
July 2013
Autobiography
STH: Time to write something no one's gonna give a fuck about
20 dakika later
NocturnalMirage: That was awesome
Alinah09: You've changed my life.
Dirty Harry
STH: Ok, I'm making a MLP fanfic based off of Dirty Harry?
fanpop users: We upendo wewe Seanthehedgehog!!
Alinah09: At least this guy actually put effort into his performance.
The Shy Who Loved Me
_Laugh_: Let me guess, Fluttershy is in here.
Fluttershy: Yes
_Laugh_: yay!
STH: She's a mexican spy though
_Laugh_: Not kusoma it.
Con: O FACE
Octopus-3
STH: *points to NocturnalMirage* HE FORCED ME TO DO IT!! HE WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!! IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!! *cries* CURSE ME FOR BEING TOO NICE!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A Crossover
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't care if you're a commie, I still upendo wewe *hugs Pinkie*
Canada24: What the hell am I reading?
FIM Pinkie Pie: Ooh, a sexier version of myself
RDP Pinkie Pie: Uh, thank you?
August 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 1
STH: Yo man, check out this fanfic that shall start off an awesome series.
Someonebutnoone: How do wewe know it will be awesome? My OC Isn't in there.
STH: Not my fault.
Naomiwinx: My character isn't in here either!!
STH: wewe didn't read the part she was in.
Chibiemmy: Hi, I'm a complete stranger. Please put my OC in your series.
STH: SURE :D
magnum Force
STH: This isn't even finished, so don't read it.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 2
Hawkeye: To lease, au not to lease. Annihalated ponies!! *shooting ponies*
Gordon: HEY!! There aren't supposed to be any guns in here!
Hawkeye: Like wewe care.
Pete: For caring, wewe get suspended from work for one month.
Gordon: NO!!!!!!!!
We Lost A Friend
STH: Where did we go wrong? We Lost a friend! Applejackrocks might've killed herself! Can we stay young? au maybe not. Then we'll know how to save a life!
Mariofan14: What?
Ponies On The Rails Episode 3
Gordon: Ok, no cursing.
Alinah09: *Reading*
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Alinah09: Ah! wewe broke your own rule! All I'm going to do however is ask about how he wrote this. *typing comment* Brakes, and breaks should be switched.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 4
Chibiemmy: This is an episode about a commercial, yet much of this takes place in Manehattan.
STH: Yeah, so?
Alinah09: Makes sense to me.
Karinabrony: I don't care. I'm only kusoma this, because it takes place in the 50's. I upendo the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.
STH: Shuddup.
Karinabrony: Shuddup? Why certainly. It's not like I don't know how to stay quiet. When I'm told to shuddup, I shuddup.
STH: Shuddup, shuddin up.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 7: The Grand Galloping Gala
STH: au just Hedgehog In Ponyville 7
Discord: I am now a part of the Nazi forces created kwa Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik: Get these men to ponyville, and fuck things up!
Sean: Oh no wewe don't *runs along ice*
Discord: There's a bridge right there that goes across the ice.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here I am moving a train again.
Nazi: *shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm still alive! wewe got nothing on me germans!
Pinkie Pie: Does that include me? :C *squee*
Twilight: Man, I'm going to turn evil because of very little jealousy.
Celestia: Oh Hell no!!
Ponies On The Rails episode 5
We skipped 10 months, and went from 1950 to 1951.
Gordon: I'm going to try, and kill someone *accelerates train*
Coffee Creme: *avoids being hit kwa train signal*
Gordon: Damnit. Now, I must go backwards to let Coffee Creme off this train
Orion: *crashes*
Karinabrony: Thomas The Tank Engine Phrase.
NocturnalMirage: Oh, the indignity.
Karinabrony: Not that one.
Gordon: We named the dog Indiana
fanpop users: WRONG SHOW!!
Pete: wewe get a week off just for fixing two military jeeps. I should be firing wewe for trying to kill Coffee Creme, but screw it. You've done a fabulous job contributing to the Equestrian Army.
upinde wa mvua Dash Gets Sued
STH: I was bored, ok?
Canada24: Wow, this sucks.
STH: I alisema I was bored. At least I tried.
Canada24: OMG, DON'T TURN ME INTO THE BAD GUY!!!! *runs to building across the mitaani, mtaa from my home*
STH: *typing message*
Canada24: *grabs sniper rifle* wewe wanted me to be the bad guy. I'll onyesha wewe what you're dealing with. *shoots wall*
Sean: *hides behind bed*
Canada24: *shoots bed*
Sean: *crawls behind wall*
Canada24: wewe can't escape me!! *shoots kitanda over, and over again* Wait a dakika *looks at computer through scope* wewe are turning yourself into the bad guy? *shoots computer*
Ponies On The Rails episode 6
STH: Yeah, if wewe can't tell, I like trains.
Someonebutnoone: Do wewe "like" like them?
STH: Seriously? We're seriously going down that path?
Ponies On The Rails episode 7
Pete: I'm going to tell wewe guys a story.
Hawkeye: Oh, cool.
Pete: About my youth.
Gordon: Boo!!!!
Mariofan14: Tourettes pony!!
NocturnalMirage: LUNA!!! Was mentioned in the story.
The Seven-Ups
Chibi-Emmy: This is boring. I only like the c@r ch@se.
STH: I enjoyed making the c@r ch@se.
Engineer: *driving train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: hujambo so am I!
Buddy: Than what the fuck are wewe doing in this story?
September 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 8
Gordon: *With Coffee Creme, and Jeff* We're starting a club that wewe can't join.
Honey: But, that doesn't make any sense
Gordon: Shut up, and plot your obvious revenge!
Honey: Ok, god!
Coffee Creme: *barfs* I should've known not to get pizza with anchovies!
Jeff: Wait, wasn't it a hamburger that made wewe sick?
Coffee Creme: Same thing!!!!
Honey: Reality is such an interesting concept, isn't it?
Bartholomew: Hey, I'm Bartholomew Perfect The 55th, I'm here to help stop Gordon *speaking very fast* oiwjergosrg speojgosifdjbos psjdfibjdosfb pojdsfoijbosdfijb pojdfoibjsdifb ijf gpfobd psjdboifb... *laughs like Popeye*
Hawkeye: What the hell did he say?
Gordon: Really, this makala got 4 fans? Why would someone waste their time kusoma this junk, taka instead of kusoma something from an expert?
Bartholomew: wewe mean like Shakespeare?
Gordon: Ok no, that's just crossing the line.
Bartholomew: I am now asleep for some reason.
The Racer
NocturnalMirage: Cannonball Run Parody, awesome. I'm definitely going to read this entire story.
Days past, and Mirage forgot to read the rest of The Racer.
Ponies On The Rails episode 9
Alinah09: Hetalia reference!!
Bartholomew: This train is full of idiots *jumps off train*
Passenger: Hey! Wait for me!! *jumps off*
Pete: Apparently, wewe suck at being a conductor.
Bartholomew: Yes sir.
Pete: Then wewe must go work in the train yard.
Bartholomew: Ok.
In the train yard
Bartholomew: *stuck on freight car* How is this possible *falls off*
Ponies On The Rails episode 10
Gordon: I got two days off! What could be better then going to the future?
Marty Mcfly: Going to the past?
Gordon: Shut up!!
Marty McFly: No one tells me to shut up!
Gordon: You're right, they call wewe a chicken.
In the future
Gordon: Oh look, it's a fast car with a 10 cylinder engine. I'm going to say it's terrible for no reason.
Someonebutnoone: HOW DARE wewe MENTION COMMUNISM?!
Gordon: *returns to 1951* Pardon me, but I'm going to do the same thing I did in the beginning of last episode.
Karinabrony: This had nothing to do with trains at all.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 8: The Nazis Strike Back
Karinabrony: No, I'm not kusoma this.
_Laugh_: Why not? It's awesome.
STH: Yeah, and it's got the nyota Wars Theme song.
NocturnalMirage: I've heard of a lot of classical movies, but not Where Eagles Dare.
STH: That's a shame.
Spike: I work for the Nazis, but wewe don't know that until the ending.
Sean: Thanks for spoiling it for us asshole.
Doughnut Joe: Enjoy your disguises.
Sean: Thanks. Enjoy waiting for us for a long time, cuz we'll take a lot of time just to rescue Celestia.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How do wewe know?
Sean: Because it takes a long time to write a story. What else did wewe want to hear?
After a fight scene
upinde wa mvua Dash: He told me enough. He told me a texting driver killed her.
Twilight: No man, I am wait, SPOILER ALERT, I am yo sister.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well I don't see how that affects me in any way- wuuutt?!!
Mariofan14: Oh great, not only does this guy enjoy c@r ch@ses, he also has a thing for a man beating up children.
STH: It's a hedgehog beating up fillies. Get it right.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Disneyfan333: I'll make a picture for you.
STH: Thank you.
Jack: Hi, hi, bye *leaves*
Sally: *Tries to follow*
Professor Something: Get your punda back here bitch! You're my hoe.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Jack: *goes through portal*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Mayor: I can't count correctly.
Jack: I'm going to gather a town meeting for wewe to hear a.... POINTLESS SONG!!!
Sally: I escaped.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Alinah09: Ok, how many pointless songs are there?
STH: Three?
Insanity Crusaders: *go into mti house*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Celestia: *goes through drain pipe*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
And guess what comes after that....
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Someonebutnoone: Artillery! yay.
Jack: *gets hit kwa artillery* To hell with you, and have terrible nightmares!!
October 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 11: Night Shift
Gordon: Sandvich!!
Karinabrony: Team fortress 2 reference. woo hoo
Pete: wewe all get to go nyumbani tomorrow!
Hawkeye: And we have to work the night shift!
Coffee Creme: Fuck.
Pete: Hey, wewe volunteered.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah........
Octavia Unchained
STH: Warning: This fanfic has a lot of violence, and cursing.
Karinabrony: *does not notice warning*
KKK Ponies: Why don't we just dress up like Nazis?
KKK gppony, pony 1: No! We are better then that! We, are the fucking Ku Klux Klan
Alinah09: Yeah, I think Nazis are better.
Karinabrony: I don't.
Dexter: wewe killed a lot of ponies. Congratulations.
Octavia: Thank you.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 12
Mariofan14: Bad Coffee? What the actual fuck?
STH: What? Don't wewe drink coffee, and think it's bad?
Gordon: I'm going to change your personality.
Coffee Creme: Please don't.
Gordon: Fuckface.
Coffee Creme: *gets brain washed* My personality has changed into yours.
Hawkeye: wewe know Coffee Creme, uigizaji like someone else is not good, and extremely pointless. Just be yourself.
Middle School
Someonebutnoone: Well, judging kwa how this began, I know that the main character is going to do something bad. But hey, as long as he doesn't kill anypony that's fine kwa me.
STH: I upendo making fanfics based off of other movies, and stories. Because I can't make good stories.
October 31, 2013
Sean: So, I've been in Equestria with wewe for a year? Shouldn't we be doing something else?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Probably not. I mean, right now we're in a makala that took months to finish.
Yeah, I've been working on this since August. If wewe don't like this, whatever. Haters gonna hate
The End
STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little gppony, pony related username's one mwaka anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.
October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville
STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big ukuta of text!
Someonebutnoone: Lousy grammar
STH: Of course the main character is named after me. What did wewe want him to be called? Dave Starsky?
fanpop users: .........
STH: Uhm, ok?
Sean: *pulls out gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Sleeping*
NocturnalMirage: What are wewe doing?!!?!
Sean: *kills bird*
NocturnalMirage: Oh, good.
Meanwhile at Fluttershy's
Sean: I'm going to race a flying gppony, pony on foot!
Narrator: alisema Sean
inayofuata morning
Un named filly: We're going to make fun of wewe for no reason.
Applebloom: Oh no!
STH: Wait... What's her name?
NocturnalMirage: Diamond Tiara!
STH: Ohhhhh.
Silver Spoon: Let's beat them up Diam-ara?
Applebloom: *facehoof*
Mariofan14: Unnecesary violence
Someonebutnoone: What's so unnecesary about it?
Mariofan14: He pulled a gun on a filly, and threw another one in a tree... Wait, *reading* it says philly instead of filly.
At Robotnik's base
Robotnik: I'm not related to this onyesha in any way, but I'm going to threaten everyone for.... *reading script* The fact that my enemy's cousin is hiding there.
Sonic: Smooth egghead.
Robotnik: HEY! wewe try running a huge army of idiots!
At Rarity's Boutique
Sean: I'm making dresses, because I was told to kwa some stranger.
Twilight: *brakes down door* Man, wewe threatened to kill two phillys!
Mariofan14: Fillies!!!
Rarity: Wait a dakika Twilight, you're not supposed to have a black man's voice yet.
Twilight: I don't give a fuck man!
Sean: *runs out door*
STH: Sneaky escape!
After a chase between car, and balloon.
Celestia: Blah blah blah blah, death, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, illegal, blah blah blah blah..
Sean: *bored* Really? *kills Celestia* Confusion Control *teleports out of Equestria*
Alinah09: It's chaos control!
Sean: I'm going back to my nyumbani planet. Wanna come?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's not like I have a choice since we're in another world on juu of a building that we're not supposed to be on in the first place (White House). I'm surprised the FBI hasn't tried to kill us.
After "Chaos" Control
Sean: I'm back!!
Nazis: Halt!
Sean: Hold on to me
upinde wa mvua Dash: *Holds on*
Sean: *runs to cave extremely fast*
Jordy-Dash: How come wewe never do that in any of the roleplays we do?
STH: What? Go to a cave?
Jordy-Dash: No, run extremely fast.
STH: Uhmmmmmmm......
Back at Equestria
Sean: I declare war on wewe assholes
Robotnik: Very well! Prepare to die
Shadow: *comes out of nowhere* I'm not supposed to be here, how are wewe doing?
Robotnik: Great.
C@R CH@SE
Sonic: Robotnik is dead.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Already?
Sean: I'm racing a flying pony, but this time.. In my car.
November 2012
STH: Even though Hedgehog In Ponyville proved to be unsuccesful, I'm making a sequel as my inayofuata fanfic! :D
fanpop users: Booooo!!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!
Warning: No comments, no abridgement
Pinkie's Christmas
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus is coming to town!
upinde wa mvua Dash: It sucks that wewe wrote a song that no one can hear since this has been typed.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I worked hard on that song!!!!!!
Karinabrony: Pinkie isn't german! Wait, is she?
STH: Not yet.
Diamond Tiara: Wait, what?
SilverSpoon: What's wrong?
Diamond Tiara: It says that I'm a unicorn, but I'm not.
STH: Oh fuck!!!
Diamond Tiara: *hits upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Oh fuck!
Santa: *Arrives*
Rarity: Oh fuck!
Santa: wewe get coal!
Rarity: I don't get it
Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance
Warning: No maoni no abridgement
Someonebutnoone: What do wewe mean no comments, no abridgement?!
STH: No one ilitumwa a maoni on the story, so there's no abridgement.
Someonebutnoone: Fine! I'm going to post a comment, then you're going to have to make an abridgement!
STH: It's too late for that.
December 31, 2012
zaidi Than One Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Hi, I brought someone hear to be the main enemy.
Catie: Hello, I'm a communist, and I have the powers to turn wewe into a communist.
Pinkie Pie: Cool! You're my friend already.
Izfankirby: FLASHBACK
Catie: Chase scene with trains!
NocturnalMirage: I was told this was supposed to be like that mashua chase in The World Is Not Enough. It seems somewhat like that.
Catie: Attention Ponyville... Wait, why am I giving a speech, when I can just turn everyone into a communist?
Twilight: Because some ponies are hiding man!! They gots to hear yo speech!
Applejack: We're hiding, but very far from them!
Applebloom: Oh no, we're being chased kwa russians!
Sean: Bond qoute! *blows up barricade*
Mariofan14: This guy has made a lot of Bond references in his stories so far.
Sean: It's time we alisema goodbye to an uninvited guest.
Jordy-Dash: Another train chase!!!
Sean: Damnit, we crashed.
Catie: So did I.
Sean: Then let me allow wewe to stab upinde wa mvua Dash so I can make an interesting arrival.
Catie: *Stabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Sean: wewe did it too early!! *attacks Catie*
January 2013
Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)
STH: I decided to make a Con Mane fanfic. How did I do?
fanpop users: Meh
STH: wewe guys suck.
The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Yes. This is a crossover of The Inglourious Bastards with My Little Pony. Your argument is invalid.
Canterlot Soldier: I'm being sexist to the element of honesty for no reason! This is what all stallions do to mares from now on.
Applejack: That's a huge mistake, and you're going to die for that
Sean: *kills Canterlot Soldier*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yay, I defeated Gilda without even trying!
Wasted pony: Dude, what if we were owned kwa an evil company?
Drunk Pony: wewe mean Warner Bros? Hell no! *falls asleep*
Wasted Pony: I meant Hasbro.
Disneyfan333: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with a huge fight on a huge train.
After a huge fight on a huge train
Disneyfan333: Just as I thought.
February 2013
Goldhoof
STH: Now I'm making a Con Mane fanfic based off of Goldfinger. How did i do?
fanpop users: What the fuck is Goldfinger?
STH: Really?
Pinkie's Duel
STH: Behold, a crossover between My Little Pony, and Duel!
Alinah09: uh.. Hooray?
NocturnalMirage: HELL YES!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time
Mariofan14: Finally, it's the end of his Hedgehog In Ponyville series!
STH: Yes, it's true. I am ending the series with this story (Not really. In four months au so, I'll make another one. I just need to think of something.)
Another C@R CH@SE ON ICE
Izfankirby: Indiana Jones rip off!!
Robotnik: *falls off cliff in tank* AHHH *dies*
Catie: Are wewe sure wewe know how to use a sniper rifle?
Discord: Shut up, women snipers are pathetic *misses target*
STH: Boring concert!
Sean: *puts Mobius into Ponyville*
Naomiwinx: What is a Mobius?
STH: A planet. Where Sonic The Hedgehog lives?
Naomiwinx: I don't get it... -_-
Casino Of Solace
STH: This fanfic combining Casino Royale, Quantum Of Solace, and ponies should do the trick for people to enjoy Con Mane.
fanpop users: meh
STH: OH COME ON!!
juu 50 inayopendelewa parts of fanfictions
STH: These are my favorites, not yours.
Disneyfan333: Thank wewe for putting some parts of my fanfics in there, but what I don't understand is why wewe PUT HALF OF THESE PARTS FROM YOUR ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
STH: .... *jumps out window*
Wow I really ilitumwa nearly 100 makala in four months? Is that like, a world record?
March 2013
Pinkie's Easter
upinde wa mvua Dash: Holy shit, isn't it too early for an easter fanfic?
easter bunny: No. It's always a good time for Easter My Little gppony, pony fanfics.
STH: He has a point.
King Sombra: I died in Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time, yet here I am, taking over the Crystal Empire once again.
Cadence: What are wewe going to call it?
King Sombra: Sombratown! *laughs evilly*
Cadence: That's so stu- actually, I like that name.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pulling train*
Applejack: We were never able to establish how this was possible.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I thought I could, and it happened.
STH: Fillies, and gentlecolts, The Little Pegasus That Could.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pulling train* I think I can I think I can
King Sombra: No wewe can't. DIE!! *shoots gun*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wow, your aim sucks.
After a boring gun fight
Cadence: wewe saved the Crystal Empire
upinde wa mvua Dash: Aw yeah!!
The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit
upinde wa mvua Dash: No stallion is going to kill me for any sexist reason!
Stallions: Kill her for sexist reasons! *grab guns*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*
driving stallions: *follow upinde wa mvua Dash* Shoot her *crashes into train*
upinde wa mvua Dash: This is too easy. I think I'll go rescue Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *dies*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well, so much for that idea.
Sean: I have arrived here very fast.
Golden Iris
Con: I'm a secret agent n*ggers!
Mexican ponies: Uhm, we're Hispanic, not black.
Con: Sucks for wewe *shoots explosives*
John: wewe know Con? I was always better
Con: *goes down ladder*
John: I'm going to wait here while calling for a helicopter!
Natalia: *sneeks on helicopter*
Disneyfan333: Even zaidi lousy grammar!
Fenix: I brought a lot of ponies in helicopters. FEAR ME!!!
Con: All the bad ponies are dead.
Fenix: Oh. Well, let's go home.
April 2013
Pinkie's Treasure Hunt
STH: This story takes place in the mwaka 2031, but yet the most modern cars are ones from the 50's.
Pinkie Pie: I'm dragging along a lot of ponies for a big punda treasure hunt.
upinde wa mvua Dash: zaidi like a treasure cunt
Applejack: *laughs*
Sean: *arrives in car burning rubber* Hey, I'm your captain for this fucked up adventure!
Everyone gets on the ship
Pinkie Pie: We're imba a Disney song no one knows about!
Disneyfan333: HEY!!!
_Laugh_: Re-enacted fight scene
Discord: *Reading script* Blaze, blaze.
Blaze: *falls off bridge*
Discord: *sounding like Bane* I wonder if James Bond did that to her.
One night after the treasure was found
Twilight: *steals money*
Pinkie Pie: I'm telling Celestia on you!!
Twilight: And now everyone knows why I have the voice of a black man.
Now it's time for a different approach!
My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous
Disneyfan333: I drew a pic of a gppony, pony that isn't mine.
Someonebutnoone: Thank you.
Canada24: The godfather rip off!!
STH: Where have wewe been?
Canada24: Stealing a zamboni for my boss. I was aboot to get another one, but the cops showed up near it.
Mariofan14: Wait!! applejack beats up a filly?! That doesn't make sense!!!
STH: It's Diamond Tiara getting beat up. wewe can read, right?
Mariofan14: *reading story towards the end* She dies?!!?
STH: Yep. Diamond Tiara dies.
You'll Only Live Twice
Koreans: *shipping illegal weapons*
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans as the bad guys. Seems legit.
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D
Twilight's Unusual Week
Twilight: What a beautiful-
Izfankirby: *singing* wewe had a bad day. wewe taking one down. wewe sing a sad song just to turn it around. Just something something. I don't like this song. Yet I'm getting paid just to sing it-
Spike: Um, Twilight? What about siku 7?
Twilight: NEVER ASK ABOUT siku 7!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Celestia's Secret Service
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D again
Izfankirby: Awesome car, but what's with the japanese pistol from world war 2?
STH: The Walther PPK was copyrighted kwa MGM, and I had to find something similar to it. Wait a minute... I am MGM!!! Only, with Robotnik as the logo, and the name is changed because of that. (It's a picture I had for a profaili pic.)
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans teaming up with the swedish to be bad guys. Seems legit.
ANOTHER C@R CH@SE
Diamond Tiara's Are Forever
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! FIND A NEW VILLIAN!!!!
_Laugh_: If it helps, he has Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon as a lesbian couple.
Canada24: How dare wewe ship them?!
STH: How dare wewe judge me?
Someonebutnoone: Yet another c@r ch@se
To Live & Die In Las Pegasus
STH: Yeah, if wewe can't tell, I upendo making crossovers between bila mpangilio sinema with ponies. I created my own cast to.
fanpop users: Wow, wewe got your entire cast?! meh
STH: Screw it. Why do I even bother try to impress my audience?!
Someonebutnoone: So this is the guy that brought me into the fandom? Were my standards really that low back then?
The Mare With The Golden Gun
NaomiWinx: Here, use my OC even though I'm never going to use her again.
STH: Uhmmm... Thanks?
NocturnalMirage: Blah blah presents blah blah blah blah... NEXT!!!
P: What do wewe know about this pony?
Con: I know she's going to die.
NocturnalMirage: Koreans as the bad guys, for the fourth time in a row. Really?
After 40 dakika of a generic story
Hattan: *looking for Con*
Con: *drops gun*
KarinaBrony: Great, why don't wewe drop a nuke while you're at it?
Con: *drops nuke*
STH: Con Mane will return after the population stops decreasing.
MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Episode 2
Someonebutnoone: My OC is the boss of Ponyville's mafia, swag.
Mariofan14: *sighs* c@r ch@se
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wild turns ahead
Sean: (This kinda reminds me of F&F Supercars.)
Police: *getting close to Sean*
Sean: *getting close to finish line*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Hit the nitrous
Sean: *hits nitrous*
upinde wa mvua Dash: First place!
Sean: Alright *takes money*
Police: *getting close*
Sean: Oh damnit, the cops.
Brony Of New Jersey
STH: Welcome to the mwaka 2014.
Jordy-Dash: Meebo is still here somehow after Google took it away.
STH: Yeah, I made this story before Meebo was taken away. Hey! I was clueless, and didn't know that would happen! What's your fucking excuse nigger?!
Jordy-Dash & NocturnalMirage: yyyeaaaahhhhhh
Someonebutnoone: Where's the ponies?!
STH: This is about bronies.
Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight: Man, wat are we doin on juu of a cable car?!
Con: Fighting her *points to Nightmare Moon*
STH: link
Nightmare Moon: Hahahahaha *hits Con*
Twilight: Man wewe don't laugh in dis story
Nightmare Moon: wewe know what? I don't like african equestrian ponies *slaps Twilight*
Con: *opens cable car door*
Twilight: *pushes Nightmare Moon in*
Iron Will: Ok, we get it! Get to the part where I fall in upendo with Nightmare Moon!
May 2013
How Derpy Was Born
STH: I don't know why I created this, but... Enjoy
For Your I's Only
Karinabrony: wewe can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
Canada24: Stop singing!
Karinabrony: NO!
In Canada
Canada24: oh no
Canadian pilot: *kills Carole's parents*
Canada24: NO!!! wewe made the canadians evil.. Oh wait, that was only one canadian pony, the rest are good.
Karinabrony: Ok, does this guy upendo c@r ch@ses au something?
Carole: *driving Shitroen 2PV*
Con: I would've prefered a Fiat.
Carole: The juu speed on this thing is 32 miles an hour.
Con: And the juu speed on a Fiat is better then that!
The following is a series of intellectual constructive criticism
ynoP elttiL yM
FUCKING SUCKS
License To Murder
FUCKING SUCKS
The Dashing & The Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
2 Dashing & 2 Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
upinde wa mvua Factory (With Alternate ending)
FUCKIN SUCKS
Robin kofia of Trottingham
Ehh, that one was o.k
Tomorrow Always Dies
FUCKIN SUCKS
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"AWESOME!!!!" - Applejackrocks1
STH: It really was.
June 2013
Slycall
Alinah09: Ooh, my OC is in a Con Mane story, aw yeah!!!
NocturnalMirage: Again, enough with the koreans!
Heckler: Hey, I'm a mexican.
NocturnalMirage: Oh.
STH: There is no car chase, but if it makes wewe feel better, I included a motorcycle chase.
July 2013
Autobiography
STH: Time to write something no one's gonna give a fuck about
20 dakika later
NocturnalMirage: That was awesome
Alinah09: You've changed my life.
Dirty Harry
STH: Ok, I'm making a MLP fanfic based off of Dirty Harry?
fanpop users: We upendo wewe Seanthehedgehog!!
Alinah09: At least this guy actually put effort into his performance.
The Shy Who Loved Me
_Laugh_: Let me guess, Fluttershy is in here.
Fluttershy: Yes
_Laugh_: yay!
STH: She's a mexican spy though
_Laugh_: Not kusoma it.
Con: O FACE
Octopus-3
STH: *points to NocturnalMirage* HE FORCED ME TO DO IT!! HE WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!! IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!! *cries* CURSE ME FOR BEING TOO NICE!!!!!!
upinde wa mvua Dash Presents: A Crossover
RDP upinde wa mvua Dash: I don't care if you're a commie, I still upendo wewe *hugs Pinkie*
Canada24: What the hell am I reading?
FIM Pinkie Pie: Ooh, a sexier version of myself
RDP Pinkie Pie: Uh, thank you?
August 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 1
STH: Yo man, check out this fanfic that shall start off an awesome series.
Someonebutnoone: How do wewe know it will be awesome? My OC Isn't in there.
STH: Not my fault.
Naomiwinx: My character isn't in here either!!
STH: wewe didn't read the part she was in.
Chibiemmy: Hi, I'm a complete stranger. Please put my OC in your series.
STH: SURE :D
magnum Force
STH: This isn't even finished, so don't read it.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 2
Hawkeye: To lease, au not to lease. Annihalated ponies!! *shooting ponies*
Gordon: HEY!! There aren't supposed to be any guns in here!
Hawkeye: Like wewe care.
Pete: For caring, wewe get suspended from work for one month.
Gordon: NO!!!!!!!!
We Lost A Friend
STH: Where did we go wrong? We Lost a friend! Applejackrocks might've killed herself! Can we stay young? au maybe not. Then we'll know how to save a life!
Mariofan14: What?
Ponies On The Rails Episode 3
Gordon: Ok, no cursing.
Alinah09: *Reading*
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Alinah09: Ah! wewe broke your own rule! All I'm going to do however is ask about how he wrote this. *typing comment* Brakes, and breaks should be switched.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 4
Chibiemmy: This is an episode about a commercial, yet much of this takes place in Manehattan.
STH: Yeah, so?
Alinah09: Makes sense to me.
Karinabrony: I don't care. I'm only kusoma this, because it takes place in the 50's. I upendo the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.
STH: Shuddup.
Karinabrony: Shuddup? Why certainly. It's not like I don't know how to stay quiet. When I'm told to shuddup, I shuddup.
STH: Shuddup, shuddin up.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 7: The Grand Galloping Gala
STH: au just Hedgehog In Ponyville 7
Discord: I am now a part of the Nazi forces created kwa Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik: Get these men to ponyville, and fuck things up!
Sean: Oh no wewe don't *runs along ice*
Discord: There's a bridge right there that goes across the ice.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Here I am moving a train again.
Nazi: *shoots upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: I'm still alive! wewe got nothing on me germans!
Pinkie Pie: Does that include me? :C *squee*
Twilight: Man, I'm going to turn evil because of very little jealousy.
Celestia: Oh Hell no!!
Ponies On The Rails episode 5
We skipped 10 months, and went from 1950 to 1951.
Gordon: I'm going to try, and kill someone *accelerates train*
Coffee Creme: *avoids being hit kwa train signal*
Gordon: Damnit. Now, I must go backwards to let Coffee Creme off this train
Orion: *crashes*
Karinabrony: Thomas The Tank Engine Phrase.
NocturnalMirage: Oh, the indignity.
Karinabrony: Not that one.
Gordon: We named the dog Indiana
fanpop users: WRONG SHOW!!
Pete: wewe get a week off just for fixing two military jeeps. I should be firing wewe for trying to kill Coffee Creme, but screw it. You've done a fabulous job contributing to the Equestrian Army.
upinde wa mvua Dash Gets Sued
STH: I was bored, ok?
Canada24: Wow, this sucks.
STH: I alisema I was bored. At least I tried.
Canada24: OMG, DON'T TURN ME INTO THE BAD GUY!!!! *runs to building across the mitaani, mtaa from my home*
STH: *typing message*
Canada24: *grabs sniper rifle* wewe wanted me to be the bad guy. I'll onyesha wewe what you're dealing with. *shoots wall*
Sean: *hides behind bed*
Canada24: *shoots bed*
Sean: *crawls behind wall*
Canada24: wewe can't escape me!! *shoots kitanda over, and over again* Wait a dakika *looks at computer through scope* wewe are turning yourself into the bad guy? *shoots computer*
Ponies On The Rails episode 6
STH: Yeah, if wewe can't tell, I like trains.
Someonebutnoone: Do wewe "like" like them?
STH: Seriously? We're seriously going down that path?
Ponies On The Rails episode 7
Pete: I'm going to tell wewe guys a story.
Hawkeye: Oh, cool.
Pete: About my youth.
Gordon: Boo!!!!
Mariofan14: Tourettes pony!!
NocturnalMirage: LUNA!!! Was mentioned in the story.
The Seven-Ups
Chibi-Emmy: This is boring. I only like the c@r ch@se.
STH: I enjoyed making the c@r ch@se.
Engineer: *driving train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: hujambo so am I!
Buddy: Than what the fuck are wewe doing in this story?
September 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 8
Gordon: *With Coffee Creme, and Jeff* We're starting a club that wewe can't join.
Honey: But, that doesn't make any sense
Gordon: Shut up, and plot your obvious revenge!
Honey: Ok, god!
Coffee Creme: *barfs* I should've known not to get pizza with anchovies!
Jeff: Wait, wasn't it a hamburger that made wewe sick?
Coffee Creme: Same thing!!!!
Honey: Reality is such an interesting concept, isn't it?
Bartholomew: Hey, I'm Bartholomew Perfect The 55th, I'm here to help stop Gordon *speaking very fast* oiwjergosrg speojgosifdjbos psjdfibjdosfb pojdsfoijbosdfijb pojdfoibjsdifb ijf gpfobd psjdboifb... *laughs like Popeye*
Hawkeye: What the hell did he say?
Gordon: Really, this makala got 4 fans? Why would someone waste their time kusoma this junk, taka instead of kusoma something from an expert?
Bartholomew: wewe mean like Shakespeare?
Gordon: Ok no, that's just crossing the line.
Bartholomew: I am now asleep for some reason.
The Racer
NocturnalMirage: Cannonball Run Parody, awesome. I'm definitely going to read this entire story.
Days past, and Mirage forgot to read the rest of The Racer.
Ponies On The Rails episode 9
Alinah09: Hetalia reference!!
Bartholomew: This train is full of idiots *jumps off train*
Passenger: Hey! Wait for me!! *jumps off*
Pete: Apparently, wewe suck at being a conductor.
Bartholomew: Yes sir.
Pete: Then wewe must go work in the train yard.
Bartholomew: Ok.
In the train yard
Bartholomew: *stuck on freight car* How is this possible *falls off*
Ponies On The Rails episode 10
Gordon: I got two days off! What could be better then going to the future?
Marty Mcfly: Going to the past?
Gordon: Shut up!!
Marty McFly: No one tells me to shut up!
Gordon: You're right, they call wewe a chicken.
In the future
Gordon: Oh look, it's a fast car with a 10 cylinder engine. I'm going to say it's terrible for no reason.
Someonebutnoone: HOW DARE wewe MENTION COMMUNISM?!
Gordon: *returns to 1951* Pardon me, but I'm going to do the same thing I did in the beginning of last episode.
Karinabrony: This had nothing to do with trains at all.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 8: The Nazis Strike Back
Karinabrony: No, I'm not kusoma this.
_Laugh_: Why not? It's awesome.
STH: Yeah, and it's got the nyota Wars Theme song.
NocturnalMirage: I've heard of a lot of classical movies, but not Where Eagles Dare.
STH: That's a shame.
Spike: I work for the Nazis, but wewe don't know that until the ending.
Sean: Thanks for spoiling it for us asshole.
Doughnut Joe: Enjoy your disguises.
Sean: Thanks. Enjoy waiting for us for a long time, cuz we'll take a lot of time just to rescue Celestia.
upinde wa mvua Dash: How do wewe know?
Sean: Because it takes a long time to write a story. What else did wewe want to hear?
After a fight scene
upinde wa mvua Dash: He told me enough. He told me a texting driver killed her.
Twilight: No man, I am wait, SPOILER ALERT, I am yo sister.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Well I don't see how that affects me in any way- wuuutt?!!
Mariofan14: Oh great, not only does this guy enjoy c@r ch@ses, he also has a thing for a man beating up children.
STH: It's a hedgehog beating up fillies. Get it right.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Disneyfan333: I'll make a picture for you.
STH: Thank you.
Jack: Hi, hi, bye *leaves*
Sally: *Tries to follow*
Professor Something: Get your punda back here bitch! You're my hoe.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Jack: *goes through portal*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Mayor: I can't count correctly.
Jack: I'm going to gather a town meeting for wewe to hear a.... POINTLESS SONG!!!
Sally: I escaped.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Alinah09: Ok, how many pointless songs are there?
STH: Three?
Insanity Crusaders: *go into mti house*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Celestia: *goes through drain pipe*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
And guess what comes after that....
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Someonebutnoone: Artillery! yay.
Jack: *gets hit kwa artillery* To hell with you, and have terrible nightmares!!
October 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 11: Night Shift
Gordon: Sandvich!!
Karinabrony: Team fortress 2 reference. woo hoo
Pete: wewe all get to go nyumbani tomorrow!
Hawkeye: And we have to work the night shift!
Coffee Creme: Fuck.
Pete: Hey, wewe volunteered.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah........
Octavia Unchained
STH: Warning: This fanfic has a lot of violence, and cursing.
Karinabrony: *does not notice warning*
KKK Ponies: Why don't we just dress up like Nazis?
KKK gppony, pony 1: No! We are better then that! We, are the fucking Ku Klux Klan
Alinah09: Yeah, I think Nazis are better.
Karinabrony: I don't.
Dexter: wewe killed a lot of ponies. Congratulations.
Octavia: Thank you.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 12
Mariofan14: Bad Coffee? What the actual fuck?
STH: What? Don't wewe drink coffee, and think it's bad?
Gordon: I'm going to change your personality.
Coffee Creme: Please don't.
Gordon: Fuckface.
Coffee Creme: *gets brain washed* My personality has changed into yours.
Hawkeye: wewe know Coffee Creme, uigizaji like someone else is not good, and extremely pointless. Just be yourself.
Middle School
Someonebutnoone: Well, judging kwa how this began, I know that the main character is going to do something bad. But hey, as long as he doesn't kill anypony that's fine kwa me.
STH: I upendo making fanfics based off of other movies, and stories. Because I can't make good stories.
October 31, 2013
Sean: So, I've been in Equestria with wewe for a year? Shouldn't we be doing something else?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Probably not. I mean, right now we're in a makala that took months to finish.
Yeah, I've been working on this since August. If wewe don't like this, whatever. Haters gonna hate
The End
I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why wewe think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy mti Marafiki isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why wewe think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy mti Marafiki isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.
Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.
And if wewe kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.
Taking deal means wewe finally decided to learn to forgive.
But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.
The death is saying, wewe CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,
But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(
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Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.
And if wewe kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.
Taking deal means wewe finally decided to learn to forgive.
But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.
The death is saying, wewe CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,
But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(
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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if wewe allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..
#2: Eminem - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..
#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:
#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..
#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if wewe allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..
#2: Eminem - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..
#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:
#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..
#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..
#4: Taken series
No comment..
#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..
#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..
#1: Purge series
Other wewe like Purge au not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the sekunde one..
Please leave maoni
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That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..
#4: Taken series
No comment..
#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..
#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..
#1: Purge series
Other wewe like Purge au not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the sekunde one..
Please leave maoni
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