ONE mwaka LATER: NOVEMBER 30th.
The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at krisimasi and Steve refuses to buy into it. Jack also tells how he captured Krampus and keeps it in a copper pot in the basement, which nobody believes.
Steve starts opening his gifts early and Stan tries to hide them in the basement. There, he is called to kwa the trapped Krampus (who's real after all) and he talks Stan into being let out to punish Steve, but instead he immediately kidnaps Steve and to get revenge on Jack.
Stan tells his father what he did, but Jack simply says "that sucks".
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In the Krampus' ngome in Bavaria, Steve is placed in a jail. Krampus breaks into a dramatic song and slaps Steve throughout it, for being naughty this year.
However, Steve is eventually convinced kwa Krampus's talking furniture that Krampus is a good person and Steve befriends him.
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Stan calls up Roger and Trevor to help him, and the three go to Santa for help. Where they are captured kwa the elves. Trevor is strangled kwa one, but only says "harder" in the classic Steve Ogg delivery, simply creeping the elf out enough to stop.
Stan explains about Krampus, and Santa agrees to help, but only to kill Krampus. And promises Stan a truce.
The four fight their way to Steve, killing all the talking furniture, not realizing they are innocent creatures just defending themselves (though Santa probably did, and killed them anyway).
Steve reveals Krampus was good and redeemed him. But Santa coldly murders Krampus anyway, which even manages to shock Trevor. He also reveals he lied about giving a truce, saying "now maybe even idiots like wewe would know I'm the bad guy!"
He then tries to kill them, but Jack Smith makes a surprise return and sacrifices himself to save them. After Santa and his elves retreat, the blood of Krampus transforms Jack into the new Krampus.
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DECEMBER 24th - krisimasi EVE:
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Being Christmas, everyone finally found peace. Sally decided it was pointless to still be mad at Franklin over something that didn’t even happen anymore, and continued being with him (and they later married). Amanda finally started being nicer to Carly, and Dash was still drinking less at least.
However, being both a Grand Theft Auto and a Seth Macfarlane universe, the peace and quiet doesn't last. And though the Smith's new apartment is decked out for the holiday, the family members have been replaced with dummies and the actual family is in a bunker, preparing to go into stasis chambers to hide from Santa. As Jeff goes into stasis first, the family finds that Steve has placed his dummy in his chamber and vanished outside.
They discover through Klaus's inspection of Steve's browser history that he has taken off to ride a krisimasi train. They rush out to stop him, but not before Roger purposely activates Jeff's pod to send him flying away.
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Turns out Carly also went with Steve, mainly to keep him safe. In result Michael teams up with the Smiths, though not Seras, he didn't tell her because he felt he could handle this alone.
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Arriving too late to stop the ride, they are dismayed when it returns empty and the parents have seemingly forgotten about their children due to mysterious Candy canes that turned out to be drugged.
As they fear they won't discover what happened to the children, Puddin, an elf that was banned from the North Pole, informs them that they have all been kidnapped kwa Santa. He tries to take them along in a sekunde train, but it smashes into a mountain, killing Puddin.
Michael indifferently said, "yeah, he didn't have any krisimasi magic."
With one option left to find some krisimasi magic to open the passageway, they travel to Baltimore where Jack Smith has aliyopewa up on being Krampus and has become a bus driver, although he grudgingly agrees to help them.
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Meanwhile, Steve thinks working in the mines is just a holiday simulation of digging coal until he observes a boy collapse and is dumped into a crevasse. He also finds Santa himself, causing him to hide behind Carly.
Santa at first believes the two were here to stop his plot, but they didn't even know he had one.
When he comes to understand that it was simply a coincidence, he orders his henchman to cut their throats with an ice skate “but make it christmassy, the boy wants a christmas”.
Before this can happen, the armed Elf is shot dead. Blood sprays onto the ukuta inayofuata him before he falls.
"Ha! Magic doesn't stop bullets bitch!" Michael cried, holding a M4 Carbine. Stan runs out and unties them, Santa is about to order them all killed, but the jewels he was searching for have finally been found. Having bigger priorities, he lets them all go, his only request being they listen to his evil plan. They politely refuse but this seems to be all it took for him to order them to be recaptured.
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Regardless of the Heroes not caring about what his plan is, he goes on a monologue about it anyway, to kuunganisha the powers of a slain Sumerian giant in order to become all-powerful kwa placing the stones back into the eyes of its stone remains.
He succeeds in doing this, but his plan backfires when the giant is reawakened causes havoc against the north pole, and absorbs Santa into its mouth.
Everyone climbs onto one of the trains to escape, but Steve's flat refusal to have any krisimasi spirit only powers the train in reverse, toward the giant. His strong negative feelings soon propel the train at enough speed to sever the head from the giant, saving everyone. As the family celebrates, Steve still has his spirit destroyed so everyone gives him hope for the future, minus Michael and Roger who honestly didn't give a crap, and even bond over this.
Regardless, with this settled, everyone sets off with the surviving children as Jack/Krampus decides to stay behind and take over Santa's castle.
Santa reveals to have survived, leaving a cliffhanger. Only for it to be comedically subverted as he is immediately killed anyway, kwa falling debris.
Several weeks later the Smiths finally decided to go back nyumbani to Langley, offering to take pink back with them, but she alisema she had her fill and would rather be nyumbani with Carly and the others. Pinkie hugs the Smiths before they leave, promising she’ll write to them.
THE END:
The Smiths began to live for a bit in Los Santos, taking Floyd's old apartment which was still left abandoned after the incident.. Sally and Dash ended up returning too, but sadly the Griffins decided not to stay and returned to Road Island.
As the holidays approach, Steve becomes a brat and Stan takes him to see his grandfather to be scared straight. Jack is actually still alive, but I’m still keeping that earlier joke, as I like it. Grandpa Jack tells Steve the story of Krampus, who punishes the naughty children at krisimasi and Steve refuses to buy into it. Jack also tells how he captured Krampus and keeps it in a copper pot in the basement, which nobody believes.
Steve starts opening his gifts early and Stan tries to hide them in the basement. There, he is called to kwa the trapped Krampus (who's real after all) and he talks Stan into being let out to punish Steve, but instead he immediately kidnaps Steve and to get revenge on Jack.
Stan tells his father what he did, but Jack simply says "that sucks".
---------------------------------------------------------------
In the Krampus' ngome in Bavaria, Steve is placed in a jail. Krampus breaks into a dramatic song and slaps Steve throughout it, for being naughty this year.
However, Steve is eventually convinced kwa Krampus's talking furniture that Krampus is a good person and Steve befriends him.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Stan calls up Roger and Trevor to help him, and the three go to Santa for help. Where they are captured kwa the elves. Trevor is strangled kwa one, but only says "harder" in the classic Steve Ogg delivery, simply creeping the elf out enough to stop.
Stan explains about Krampus, and Santa agrees to help, but only to kill Krampus. And promises Stan a truce.
The four fight their way to Steve, killing all the talking furniture, not realizing they are innocent creatures just defending themselves (though Santa probably did, and killed them anyway).
Steve reveals Krampus was good and redeemed him. But Santa coldly murders Krampus anyway, which even manages to shock Trevor. He also reveals he lied about giving a truce, saying "now maybe even idiots like wewe would know I'm the bad guy!"
He then tries to kill them, but Jack Smith makes a surprise return and sacrifices himself to save them. After Santa and his elves retreat, the blood of Krampus transforms Jack into the new Krampus.
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DECEMBER 24th - krisimasi EVE:
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Being Christmas, everyone finally found peace. Sally decided it was pointless to still be mad at Franklin over something that didn’t even happen anymore, and continued being with him (and they later married). Amanda finally started being nicer to Carly, and Dash was still drinking less at least.
However, being both a Grand Theft Auto and a Seth Macfarlane universe, the peace and quiet doesn't last. And though the Smith's new apartment is decked out for the holiday, the family members have been replaced with dummies and the actual family is in a bunker, preparing to go into stasis chambers to hide from Santa. As Jeff goes into stasis first, the family finds that Steve has placed his dummy in his chamber and vanished outside.
They discover through Klaus's inspection of Steve's browser history that he has taken off to ride a krisimasi train. They rush out to stop him, but not before Roger purposely activates Jeff's pod to send him flying away.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Turns out Carly also went with Steve, mainly to keep him safe. In result Michael teams up with the Smiths, though not Seras, he didn't tell her because he felt he could handle this alone.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Arriving too late to stop the ride, they are dismayed when it returns empty and the parents have seemingly forgotten about their children due to mysterious Candy canes that turned out to be drugged.
As they fear they won't discover what happened to the children, Puddin, an elf that was banned from the North Pole, informs them that they have all been kidnapped kwa Santa. He tries to take them along in a sekunde train, but it smashes into a mountain, killing Puddin.
Michael indifferently said, "yeah, he didn't have any krisimasi magic."
With one option left to find some krisimasi magic to open the passageway, they travel to Baltimore where Jack Smith has aliyopewa up on being Krampus and has become a bus driver, although he grudgingly agrees to help them.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Meanwhile, Steve thinks working in the mines is just a holiday simulation of digging coal until he observes a boy collapse and is dumped into a crevasse. He also finds Santa himself, causing him to hide behind Carly.
Santa at first believes the two were here to stop his plot, but they didn't even know he had one.
When he comes to understand that it was simply a coincidence, he orders his henchman to cut their throats with an ice skate “but make it christmassy, the boy wants a christmas”.
Before this can happen, the armed Elf is shot dead. Blood sprays onto the ukuta inayofuata him before he falls.
"Ha! Magic doesn't stop bullets bitch!" Michael cried, holding a M4 Carbine. Stan runs out and unties them, Santa is about to order them all killed, but the jewels he was searching for have finally been found. Having bigger priorities, he lets them all go, his only request being they listen to his evil plan. They politely refuse but this seems to be all it took for him to order them to be recaptured.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Regardless of the Heroes not caring about what his plan is, he goes on a monologue about it anyway, to kuunganisha the powers of a slain Sumerian giant in order to become all-powerful kwa placing the stones back into the eyes of its stone remains.
He succeeds in doing this, but his plan backfires when the giant is reawakened causes havoc against the north pole, and absorbs Santa into its mouth.
Everyone climbs onto one of the trains to escape, but Steve's flat refusal to have any krisimasi spirit only powers the train in reverse, toward the giant. His strong negative feelings soon propel the train at enough speed to sever the head from the giant, saving everyone. As the family celebrates, Steve still has his spirit destroyed so everyone gives him hope for the future, minus Michael and Roger who honestly didn't give a crap, and even bond over this.
Regardless, with this settled, everyone sets off with the surviving children as Jack/Krampus decides to stay behind and take over Santa's castle.
Santa reveals to have survived, leaving a cliffhanger. Only for it to be comedically subverted as he is immediately killed anyway, kwa falling debris.
Several weeks later the Smiths finally decided to go back nyumbani to Langley, offering to take pink back with them, but she alisema she had her fill and would rather be nyumbani with Carly and the others. Pinkie hugs the Smiths before they leave, promising she’ll write to them.
THE END:
It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror sinema claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR zaidi effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till inayofuata time.. I'll give another makala after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..
Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..
Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.
It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror sinema claiming it to be so..
No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR zaidi effective.
Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.
Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..
I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..
Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..
Anyway..
Till inayofuata time.. I'll give another makala after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..
#1: SPONGEBOB:
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
Spongebob use to be a a bit nieve. But he was also mature in his own way. And accepted his mistakes.
But now he is a complete moron. And f***in cry baby.. And NEVER learns his lesson..
#2: SQUIDWARD:
It use to be satifying to see Squidward get punished, when he deserves it. But now.. He DOSEN'T deserve it. And he gets punished even WORSE..
#3: KRABS:
He use to be greedy, but also a good person, with a moral compass, and cares for Spongebob, father/son like. But now.. Krab's obsession of money is borderline psychotic. And he is willing to put Spongebob in danger just for a penny (heck, he fires him for a nickel)..
#4: PATRICK:
He use to be stupid, but loyal. Now he's stupid to the point he actually bullies Spongebob, and never gets punished..
#5: SANDY:
(No comment)..
sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion au something.
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the onyesha becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
au even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the onyesha becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
au even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1:
"I make sinema for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done zaidi girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are wewe chewing gum? wewe can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing wewe can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
"I make sinema for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done zaidi girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are wewe chewing gum? wewe can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing wewe can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Jesus thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"