Canada24's club.. Trevor Phillips nukuu (Cause I kinda forgot how much the dude a friggin badass)

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He WAS weird.. He was the smartest, toughest,...
He WAS weird.. He was the smartest, toughest, weirdest kid in Canada.
Scooter buddy! Scoooooter, buuuuuddy!!
Scooter buddy! Scoooooter, buuuuuddy!!
I&# 39; M YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
I'M YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
Now go. I need to meditate. au masturbate. Or...
Now go. I need to meditate. au masturbate. au both.
What&# 39; s your problem eh!? Why aren&# 39; t wewe scared of...
What's your problem eh!? Why aren't wewe scared of me!?
I had a tough upcoming! My daddy! Was not! Nice to...
I had a tough upcoming! My daddy! Was not! Nice to me!
Grrr.. I&# 39; ll onyesha wewe a fuckin mind fuck!!
Grrr.. I'll onyesha wewe a fuckin mind fuck!!
I&# 39; ll swing kwa and sign the contacts, just ignore...
I'll swing kwa and sign the contacts, just ignore the bodies
I don&# 39; t wanna be clipped on my first HOOWAA!!
I don't wanna be clipped on my first HOOWAA!!
wewe can&# 39; t fuckin hustle a hustler!
wewe can't fuckin hustle a hustler!
Hey, cowboy, wewe mind that I fucked your old...
Hey, cowboy, wewe mind that I fucked your old lady!?
Just remember I&# 39; m watching though the scoop of a...
Just remember I'm watching though the scoop of a rifle.
I don&# 39; t even SOUND that Canadian!
I don't even SOUND that Canadian!
I&# 39; ll rip your fuckin throat out, and stuff a turd...
I'll rip your fuckin throat out, and stuff a turd down the hole!
This! IS! The fuck, my friend!
This! IS! The fuck, my friend!
inayofuata TIME DON&# 39; T GET IN MY FUCKIN FACE!!
inayofuata TIME DON'T GET IN MY FUCKIN FACE!!
(tasks off mask in opening heist) If I die, I&# 39; ll...
(tasks off mask in opening heist) If I die, I'll die breathing right,
YOUR GET WORSE THAN HURT!!
YOUR GET WORSE THAN HURT!!
Ohh.. Were wewe get the pussy Micheal?
Ohh.. Were wewe get the pussy Micheal?
Cute but stupid
Cute but stupid
Nothing!? Didn&# 39; t seem like nothing. I don&# 39; t THINK...
Nothing!? Didn't seem like nothing. I don't THINK it was nothing!
Old man!? Wells how&# 39; s THIS for an old man!!
Old man!? Wells how's THIS for an old man!!
wewe motherfucking FUCK!!
wewe motherfucking FUCK!!
wewe know.. wewe had me at sucide pack
wewe know.. wewe had me at sucide pack
The world dosen&# 39; t need any zaidi sarcasm! It&# 39; s the...
The world dosen't need any zaidi sarcasm! It's the blight of the age!
Your such a depressing sinic
Your such a depressing sinic
I&# 39; m sorry I&# 39; m a human with thoughts, band feelings,...
I'm sorry I'm a human with thoughts,band feelings, and emotions
I thought I was the one judas! I&# 39; M SURROUNDED BY...
I thought I was the one judas! I'M SURROUNDED kwa THEM!!
wewe wanna kill me!? TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT!!
wewe wanna kill me!? TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT!!
I&# 39; m not above ripping open your chest! Too see...
I'm not above ripping open your chest! Too see what replaced your heart!
Your a creepy, lonely, paranoid, excuse of a man
Your a creepy, lonely, paranoid, excuse of a man
wewe raptorian mother- FUCKER!!
wewe raptorian mother-FUCKER!!
I spend a LOT of time with people I don&# 39; t like....
I spend a LOT of time with people I don't like. It's one of my inayopendelewa hobbies
Removed from the gene pool!
Removed from the gene pool!
I LIKE IT! Denial! That&# 39; s the first part of giving...
I LIKE IT! Denial! That's the first part of giving process brothers
This is a joke with no ngumi, ngumi, ngumi, punch line!
This is a joke with no ngumi, ngumi, punch line!
Step right up! STEP RIGHT UP!!
Step right up! STEP RIGHT UP!!
FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN!? HAVE SOME RESPECT...
FORGOT HOW TO USE YOUR HORN!? HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR PREDESTINES!!
Well guess who&# 39; s come o shit on your doorstep you...
Well guess who's come o shit on your doorstep wewe fuck!
RUN wewe LITTLE FUCK!!
RUN wewe LITTLE FUCK!!
The mooch really IS loose, now!!
The mooch really IS loose, now!!
Today is going one of two ways friends!
Today is going one of two ways friends!
Start uandishi those names on tombstones!!
Start uandishi those names on tombstones!!
wewe can jerk me off if I get bored. I&# 39; m kidding!...
wewe can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm kidding! wewe can suck me off.
wewe look like wewe struggle with simple tasks.
wewe look like wewe struggle with simple tasks.
Lube up your eye hole, fucker, &# 39; cause I&# 39; m gonna...
Lube up your eye hole, fucker, 'cause I'm gonna fuck your tiny mind!
I&# 39; m about ready to turn wewe into roadkill!
I'm about ready to turn wewe into roadkill!
I&# 39; m gonna stick my boy in your eye, it&# 39; s gonna...
I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear!
Get the fuck out of here! And go dig yourself a...
Get the fuck out of here! And go dig yourself a hole!!
wewe make me want a lobotomy!
wewe make me want a lobotomy!
[ intentionally running into somebody] Oh, kwa the...
[intentionally running into somebody] Oh, kwa the way, that's entirely your fault.
I&# 39; ll operate wewe under the influence if you&# 39; re not...
I'll operate wewe under the influence if you're not careful.
It&# 39; s like... pornography au a perfect turd..
It's like... pornography au a perfect turd..
I&# 39; m fucking new in town, I&# 39; m making friends, so...
I'm fucking new in town, I'm making friends, so lets party!!
[ hitting another car] wewe wanna end up in the...
[hitting another car] wewe wanna end up in the shina of this thing?!
We&# 39; re like modern America. We just get ourselves a...
We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend, and BAM!
It&# 39; s not even the biggest TOOL in the room!!
It's not even the biggest TOOL in the room!!
So we are clear, wewe look like a tit.
So we are clear, wewe look like a tit.
I am diversif- ication personif- ied... or...
I am diversification personified... au personification diversified.
Bring me my coffee au I&# 39; m gonna cut your arm off.
Bring me my coffee au I'm gonna cut your arm off.
swali my maswali again, I&# 39; ll slit your...
swali my maswali again, I'll slit your throat..
wewe fucking Judas! You&# 39; re just like him!
wewe fucking Judas! You're just like him!
Me the psycho? NO, wewe are the CRAZIEST FUCKIN&# 39;...
Me the psycho? NO, wewe are the CRAZIEST FUCKIN' CHICK I'VE EVER MET! I upendo YOU!!
Find a happy place, wewe zen cock!
Find a happy place, wewe zen cock!
Hold on to your pointed hats!!
Hold on to your pointed hats!!
wewe better not put me on your onyesha wewe fucking...
wewe better not put me on your onyesha wewe fucking prick!!
uchungu, chungu as fucking vinegar.
uchungu, chungu as fucking vinegar.
wewe people, are not very, FUCKING NICE!!
wewe people, are not very, FUCKING NICE!!
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