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SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 2)

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Saten: Jail? Your in jail!?"

Glaze: (from speaker phone) Yeah.. Someone told the cops about my drug deals.

AlexMane: Ohh, that was you?

"Saten: ... I'll call wewe back" (hangs up, glaring at AlexMane).

AlexMane: Look.. I know this seems bad, but I needed the money.. And the cops aren't here aren't exactly the most honest, unlike Ditto and the ones in Canterlot, but at least they pay upfront down here.

Saten: So wewe panya out my best friend!?

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah.. Guess I did.

Saten: But.. With Derpy dead, Trixie away, and no connection to ponyville.. Glaze was all I had.

AlexMane: Yeah.. Sorry about...

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SPOOF:

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Play this song when kusoma it: link

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the siku too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, wewe know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill wewe on sight.. But if wewe survive the night.. Let's have a bia to celebrate..*hangs up*

Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't...

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Bojack Horsemen reviews (part 1)

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I'm decided to start reviewing this onyesha as well..
I only ever seen the first episode, even than, only bits and pieces of it..
But it looks funny so far. And I upendo Aaron Paul. So, there's that..

And the guy playing BoJack, seems really funny..

I only watched the first episode.. But it's really good so far.. Amazing voice work, even when there not being funny, the voices somehow make it SEEM funny..

I know I heard the penguin's voice somewhere.. Forget where.. Maybe Seth MacFarlene's Ted.

There's about 37 episodes.. I think I might be able to handle this...

Monster every monday.. BoJack every Saterday..

Besides, BoJack inspired my newest MLP story..
"Misadventures of Saten Twist and AlexMane"..

So, two birds I guess..

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juu 10 sinema I LIKE, BUT OTHERS HATE:

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#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS mitaani, mtaa REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the inayofuata Robert England.
And, wewe know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. wewe never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* au even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic....

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juu ten most disturbing fanfictions I've ever read,.

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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He alisema it was the worst shabiki fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking onyesha it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the juu of the list. The things that...

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Hellsing abridged nukuu (taken from the real scripts)

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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, wewe protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my inayopendelewa cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my inayopendelewa cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. wewe know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: wewe do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...

RED DEAD REDEMPTION: Is Archer Fordham as corrupt as Ross?

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Archer

Fordham unwaveringly supports Ross in his dishonorable methods. However, unlike Ross, Fordham appears to develop a respect of sorts for Marston during the last few missions he is in.

And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.

That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.

What are your thoughts?

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juu 20 REAL SMOSH nukuu :)

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#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... au I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here wewe go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, wewe can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...

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juu five most disturbing spongebob villains

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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea kubeba is a large piranha-like samaki with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked kwa one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea kubeba is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea kubeba took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea kubeba then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...

What's your take - Garrett Mason, AKA, The Black Dahlia

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La Noire is such a great game. And I am not usually a shabiki of murder mystery, unless it's the occasional Law and Order episode.
Anyway.
Am I the only one who found this one of the games greatest villains?

I mean, First off he is a villain from the past. Everyone presumed he was gone. But he secretly murders every single victim of the homicide cases, and, after researching who he killed, then frames people who have much motives for wanting the victim dead, and made it seem like it was THEM..

However, Cole is the only one seeing a pattern with the messages on the, most times, striped naked victim....

Five upendo TO HATE video game villains

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#1: DIMITRI RASCALOV:
Sure one of the greatest feelings is finally putting a bullet in him.. But nobody can disagree he's not of the greatest GTA villains..

#2: BILLY GREY:
There's always been a certain entertainment about Billy. He's actually kinda funny, even at his most dispicable..

#3: EDGAR ROSS:
Least until the ending, where he kills you..

#4: ROY EARLE:
He is a sexist, racist Jerkass sleaze of a cop who would gladly sell his partner out and benefit from his misery. But like Billy, there's such a entertainment about him. Espically since he also the most sarcastic character in the game..

#5: BOWSER:
Who doesn't upendo Bowser..

Sad Red Dead Redemption moments PART 2:

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#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when wewe think about it.. Mexico was overruled kwa the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. wewe finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...

juu TEN MOST DISTURBING BREAKING BAD MOMENTS

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Walking Dead is past it's prime kwa this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, holly SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my inayopendelewa moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...

Canada24 reviews BEWARE THE SLENDERMAN:

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Man.. This movie left me with very mixed feelings.

At first.. I thought this was stupid.. That people go so far that they murder real people to appease fictional characters..

This is why I hate CreepyPasta.com in most senses..

But than they say that something was mentally wrong with the girls.. Doesn't make it better.. But they really did believe Slenderman was real, and was gonna take their souls to hell, au somethin unless they kill that person.. Though all this does is make me sad and hope they go to a mental hospital, not a jail cell. It doesn't make me believe in Slenderman.. Nothing probably...

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10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has wewe reunite a zoophile with his inayopendelewa horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when wewe do the "right" thing, wewe often end up making people's lives worse. wewe give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with wewe to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who wewe helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Canada24 reviews BREAKING BAD: Season 3

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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's sekunde life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them kwa confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled kwa the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...

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Hellsing is some crazy shit..

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It's near October.. Decided to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate..
I am well aware there is another Hellsing, but this one is all I really need..

Too be honest, I never before realized actually how fucking SCARY this shit is..

Guess the Japanese know what horror REALLY is.

It's nor lazy jump scares every five minuetes, despite most modern horror sinema claiming it to be so..

No.
The truth of it is, all that scary imagery in Hellsing, is FAR zaidi effective.

Even Yan Valentine is friggin scary, I looked at him a different way this time.

Plus Hellsing has two of my favourite cliche's..
* All the shadowy figures with glowing eyes..
* The constant evil laughs..

I'm watched the first 4, have quite a ways to go..

Though it seems to drain a lot of my computer battery, so I should keep my charger close..

Anyway..
Till inayofuata time.. I'll give another makala after watching the rest of the show.. I guess..

juu 30 Nostalgia Critic nukuu

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#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did wewe say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see wewe as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing wewe to do something wewe don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I alisema wewe had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are wewe honestly telling...

juu ten action sinema where the 18+ rating actually MEANS something..

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#1: JOHN WICK:
It's zaidi than just a few drops of blood.. It's people being tortured, body parts breaking, necks snapping. And even a cute puppy gets murdered, crawled over to it's owner to die inayofuata to him.. it's a depressing scene. But John finds the guy who did it, and shoots him in GTA 4 style..

#2: THE EQUALIZER:
Denzel Washington protrays a retired black op. Who never actually uses guns. But instead uses drills, sledge hammers.. ANYTHING really.. Too bad there's no chainsaw around.
And the villain is actually scary in this movie. He violently beats a man to death. And it's easily one of the...

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juu ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

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#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But wewe like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once wewe start, wewe never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK au BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I upendo ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song kwa them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...