Gorillaz - Dirty Harry

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Jimmy Tatro: 22 jimp mitaani, mtaa

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juu 10 WORST PLOT TWISTS (including tv shows and creepy pastas)

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#10: INDIANA JONES - CYSTAL SKULL:
Despite what everyone says.. I actually really enjoyed this movie..
But than the ending comes..
Basically.. The gang The five enter a chamber containing the crystal skeletons of thirteen enthroned skeletal crystal beings, one missing its skull. Spalko arrives and presents the skull to this skeleton. It suddenly flies from her hands to the skeleton and rejoins, whereupon the aliens reanimate and telepathically offer a reward in ancient Mayan through Oxley. A portal to their dimension becomes activated, and Spalko demands knowledge equal to the aliens'. The thirteen...

juu ten most badass GAY characters.

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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a makala to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I upendo about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he was isn't use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then the golf court mission is directly actor, and "new Tony" is shooting at the enemies, just like...

Smosh parody's Eminem

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The Nazis in Hellsing Abridged make me laugh.. so.. juu FIVE nukuu

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#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she imba now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was maarufu a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell wewe how I'm feeling; Gotta make wewe understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give wewe up, never gonna let wewe down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make wewe cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...

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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 06 - TeamFourStar

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Metallica - Escape

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juu 5 Most sarcastic characters in my MLP stories..

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#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude maoni towards his enemies..

#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..

#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..

#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise punda remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..

#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..

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Sense the last one was enjoyed.. Here's BEST A&O stories I reviewed

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#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written kwa one of my closest shabiki fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...

juu 12 funny nukuu from GTA's commercials and tv shows

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#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.

#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..

#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are wewe fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are wewe on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.

#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.

#5: REPUBLICAN SPACE RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. wewe came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't...

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Farcry/GTA crossover: ... PART 2

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2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....

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juu 3 Most EVIL modern spongebob characters:

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#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves au something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, au gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If wewe wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....

juu 5 Greatest KORN songs.. (from juu of my head, at least)

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#1: DEEP INSIDE:

I'm!
Not doing great!
I feel like I'm dead!
Not thinking straight!
Inside my body!
Troubled!
Full of hate!
I had to let it out, before it's too late!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming and clawing from deep inside!

Why!
Won't it fade!
Outside I had to lie; "I'm ok"!
I hope someday, I'll stop getting pain!
I guess this is a lie, I have made!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming...

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Why I like EMINEM: (or Slim Shady as he's come to be known as).

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I think it started about 4 years ago, when my Marafiki introduced me to the film 8 MIle. Where Marshal is nominated for best actor, in a serious drama film, about the hardships loosely based on Marshal's real life experiences, so he understands what the character is going though, that's why he did such a good performance..

Anyway, at the time, this was the first I heard of him, so decided to listen to him.
Obviously I liked it, otherwise I wouldn't be here, uandishi this very message xD.

Like most rappers, Eminem struggles with a very troubled life. I once used him for a school project where...

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Best Eminem Instrumental's

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#1: WHITE AMERICA:

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#2: GO TO SLEEP:

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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

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#4: RAP GOD:

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#5: DEMON INSIDE:

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#6: WITHOUT ME:

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#7: ROLE MODEL:

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#8: THE WAY I AM:

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#9: KIM:

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#10:

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If so,you can still find it kwa the "names"

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Korn - Right now (very dark lyrics, but awesome song)

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I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...

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juu 4 Youtube Anti Heroes

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#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies au people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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juu 5 scariest serial killers

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There's most certainly way zaidi but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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juu 6 only screamo song I like..

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#6: kondoo, mwana-kondoo OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If wewe lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the sekunde versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and sekunde versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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juu ten horror sinema that actually effect me

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#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered kwa their on youngest child, who became possessed kwa Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have wewe see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once wewe see his face in the 'movie', wewe never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once wewe see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...