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This Carlisle Cullen picha contains suti biashara, biashara suti, wamevaa vizuri mtu, suti, suruali nyayo, pantsuit, mtu wamevaa vizuri, suti ya suruali, nyayo, suti ya nguo, seti, and seti ya nguo. There might also be tatu kipande suti, slack suti, suti slack, kipande mbili, kipande mbili suti, mapumziko suti, kipande ya mbili, mbili kipande suti, and suti ya mapumziko.
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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen
10. Tell him only to address wewe in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have zaidi fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? upendo thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the dawati in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy au McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
10. Tell him only to address wewe in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have zaidi fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? upendo thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the dawati in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy au McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
