10 Ways to Annoy Charlie swan

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob au Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with pink lace and flowers the call the station requesting to speak with Chief swan Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...

    Designated visiting hours. The expression carried the same institutional quality that words like imprisonment and life sentence had. Charlie hoped, at least, that they did.  It also wouldn't hurt if they held connotations that might import a bodily threat to Bella's daily visitor. Something zaidi on the line of death sentence...if wewe ever hurt her again.
    
    Charlie took satisfaction in believing that placing Bella under house arrest and her insistence that Edward jiunge her almost daily, meant that Charlie was able to punish...