krisimasi is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, krisimasi can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the krisimasi season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If wewe are dragged to a neighbor's house for a krisimasi party, don't drink the eggnog if wewe plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking krisimasi dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their inayopendelewa restaurants au stores, and wrap, upangaji pamoja it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's kuki, vidakuzi until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust wewe again.
6. When wewe stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. mbwa and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If wewe are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the jikoni while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If wewe want to bring your mbwa to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as chakula will be laying around, PUT THE mbwa IN THEIR CRATES, au PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If wewe are dragged to a neighbor's house for a krisimasi party, don't drink the eggnog if wewe plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking krisimasi dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their inayopendelewa restaurants au stores, and wrap, upangaji pamoja it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's kuki, vidakuzi until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust wewe again.
6. When wewe stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. mbwa and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If wewe are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the jikoni while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If wewe want to bring your mbwa to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as chakula will be laying around, PUT THE mbwa IN THEIR CRATES, au PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
