I wrote this short song, based upon "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". It has been effectively retitled "Santa Claus is bringing wewe down".
You're going to shout
You're going to cry
You're going to pout, and I'm telling wewe why
Sant Claus is bringing wewe down!
He knows when wewe are knocked out
He knows when you're in pain
He knows when to ngumi, punch au not
And his wallops will drive wewe insane, woah!
Sant Claus is bring wewe down!
Yeah, Santa Claus is bring wewe down!
Yeah, Santa Claus is bringing wewe DOWN!
I wrote this other, slightly longer song, based upon "Frosty the Snowman" and effectively retitled "Frosty the Mad-Man".
Frosty the Mad-Man
Was a crazy, evil soul
With a blood-stained shirt
And two squinty eyes
And a kisu in his left hand!
La dee da da, la dee da da da, it's off to kill children we go!
La dee da da, la dee da da da, there's going to be blood in the snow!
Frost was unheard of
Until he appeared one night scarily
He skinned three dogs
And slaughtered an old lady!
La deed da da da, la dee da da, Frosty is cruel and low!
La deed da da da, la dee da da, where he's gone off to no one knows! *Ding*
You're going to shout
You're going to cry
You're going to pout, and I'm telling wewe why
Sant Claus is bringing wewe down!
He knows when wewe are knocked out
He knows when you're in pain
He knows when to ngumi, punch au not
And his wallops will drive wewe insane, woah!
Sant Claus is bring wewe down!
Yeah, Santa Claus is bring wewe down!
Yeah, Santa Claus is bringing wewe DOWN!
I wrote this other, slightly longer song, based upon "Frosty the Snowman" and effectively retitled "Frosty the Mad-Man".
Frosty the Mad-Man
Was a crazy, evil soul
With a blood-stained shirt
And two squinty eyes
And a kisu in his left hand!
La dee da da, la dee da da da, it's off to kill children we go!
La dee da da, la dee da da da, there's going to be blood in the snow!
Frost was unheard of
Until he appeared one night scarily
He skinned three dogs
And slaughtered an old lady!
La deed da da da, la dee da da, Frosty is cruel and low!
La deed da da da, la dee da da, where he's gone off to no one knows! *Ding*