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krisimasi is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, krisimasi can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the krisimasi season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If wewe are dragged to a neighbor's house for a krisimasi party, don't drink the eggnog if wewe plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking krisimasi dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast...