sorry to the Twilight mashabiki here.
You are a disgrace
Writing ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny kwa the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue
Now your little piece of shit
Has made wewe ridiculously rich
But wewe refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity
And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
You let them be deleted kwa your precious brother
But as long as wewe can pocket the money
You don’t bother
Now, won’t wewe stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share...
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