What the crud is that? , numbuh four questioned, bewildered. , Let me onyesha wewe what it does first! , Numbuh 14 cried out She pressed a button on the side of the odd gun. A whirring sound was heard and with a pop , a small object flew out, knocking one of the teenagers clean out of the sky. , Whoa! , Numbuh three squealed. , I present to you, the P.O.T.A.T.O. G.U.N. ! , Numbuh 14 shouted.

P.uny
O.bject
T.otally
A.ttacks
T.eens
O.r
G.rown-ups
U.nstoppably
N.ow

Awwwww..... look at the little weirdo, shes made some friends!, came a mocking voice from above them. They saw a older girl floating in the sky on a jet pack, Cree kwa her side. , Who is she? ,Numbuh one asked numbuh 14, My sister, Sam! , she moaned, shamefully. , Thats not nice!, numbuh 3 called up at her. , Don't be a baby! The teen obnoxiously shot back down. , Shes being a baby?!? , numbuh 14 put in, surprised. , She didn't have a kitanda wetting problem until she was nine! , Thats it! Lets get 'um! Cree screamed. Numbuh 14 turned to numbuh 5. , Permission to beat the living snot out of your sister. , She alisema with a smart-alicy grin. , Permission granted! Numbuh five alisema pulling a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. out of her back pocket.
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The KND had won after several hits, misses, and wetting of pants on both sides of the battlefield. All the teenagers had run screaming after a taste of the new invention . All except Sam. Numbuh 14 had her pinned to the ground, pointing the P.O.T.A.T.O. G.U.N. at Sam's head, Now, who destroyed my inventions, took numbuh 50, AND BURNED DOWN MY mti HOUSE!! , she yelled, with her finger shakily on the trigger of the peculiar weapon. , You're girlfriend is pretty cool! , numbuh 4 whispered to numbuh 2. Numbuh 2 smiled, then turned back to the heated discussion. , Th-the, Sam stuttered out, Spill it out!, numbuh 14 growled. , The Delightful Children!, Sam spatted out, staring warily down the barrel of the gun. , We didn't take numbuh 50, they paid her too set moto to your room, it wasn't supposed to set moto to the whole mti house, she just use to much gasoline. Anyway, as soon as the Moon Base, got involved, she split. , And where is she now? , numbuh five asked. , I dunno, alisema a mansion au something. Hmmm... the Delightful Dorks mansion, numbuh one mused, come on team lets go! , . With help from numbuh 3, numbuh 14 tied Sam to a fence post, and called Global Command to come pick her up. Umm... hujambo sis, Sam whispered, wewe weren't really going to shoot me, were you? , No, of course not! Numbuh 14 alisema with a laugh. , wewe know the funny, thing is I ran out of ammo for this thing about 20 dakika ago. , She turned from the furious Sam to Sector V, with a large grin on her face. , Now if wewe excuse me, I have some serious butt to kick. ,