Kacey impatiently paced the floor as she proccessed the message Numbuh 362 had just sent.
How the heck was she gonna explain this to her teammates and Sector Q?
"KACEY!!!!!!!!!!" Kuki shrieked as she ran into the room.
Kacey stuffed the mission specs behind her back.
"What's the problem now?" she asked.
"WALLY WON'T GIVE ME MY upinde wa mvua MONKEY BACK!!!"
"I need it for my science project!" he shouted from out of the room. "I wanna see what upinde wa mvua Monkeys do in zero gravity!"
*facepalm*
"Wally, do your project with one of your action figures." Kacey sighed. "Now listen, Igotta tell wewe guys that-"
Just then, Kiki and Hoagie came into the room.
"KACEY!!!! KIKI WON'T GIVE ME MY RC YIPPER PLANE BACK!" Hoagie whined.
"You took my 'Sleepy Saturday' monkey without asking....consider this as my way of getting wewe back!" she cackled evilly.
"Kiki, give it back. Now guys, I gotta tell you-"
Just then, Megan came running into the room.
"KACEY! The pizza guy needs $20 and I'm short 5! Can I bum it off of wewe and pay it back later?" she shouted.
"In a minute. Guys, we-"
"YAY!!!! PIZZA'S HERE!" everyone cheered as they bolted out of the room.
She sighed and dug into her pocket and pulled out a five.
"Thanks!"
After everyone settled in, Kacey pulled the mission specs.
"Guys? I gotta tell wewe something." she started.
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"WE'RE WHAT?!!?!?!?" Wally shrieked.
"You heard me. Sectors V and Q have been chosen for the annual 'Kids vs. Villains Olympics'."
"O-o-olympics?!" Kiki stuttered. She SUCKED at sports.
"Who's dumb idea was that?!" Kuki snarled.
"Numbuh 13's" Kacey responded. Everyone glared. SOMEONE'S definetly getting a Wet Willy. AND a Freshman Facial. AND a Swirly. Y'know what? Let's just say he's gonna be sore, wet, and muddy for weeks.
"Come on, guys!" Megan alisema happily, "This could be fun!"
"Wait'll wewe see who your opponent is." Kacey scoffed.
"Who?"
"The Common Cold. wewe guys are gonna be doing....'Extreme' Tag"
Megan's face turned green. She HATED that guy since he was so (as Kuki would put it) icky.
"Hoagie, wewe and Grandma Stuffum are....in a pie-eating contest."
He smiled.
"Kuki, you're up against Crazy Ol' Cat Lady in...gymnastics."
Kuki's eyes grew huge. Sure, she was agile and flexible, but compared to Cat Lady, she was as stiff as a board.
"Wally, you're fighting Toilet Butt in a game of.....Dodgeball."
He LOVED dodgeball. Even though he sucked at it.
"Abby, wewe and Stickybeard are in a candy-hunting contest."
"Is it kind of like that Easter Egg hunt we had last year?" she asked.
"I guess."
Abby smiled. Candy-hunting and her went together like chokoleti chips and cookies.
"I'm against Knightbrace in a wrestling match."
"Traditional au WWE-style?" Kiki interuppted.
"Does the name 'John Cena' answer your question?" Kacey responded.
"Lucky...Lemme guess, I gotta go up against Dr. Spankenstine?"
She nodded.
"Typical. Now what's my event?"
Kacey's eyes grew to the size of chajio, chakula cha jioni plates when she saw what Kiki had to do.
"WHAT'S MY EVENT?!" she repeated.
"Boxing."
Kiki's face grew pale.
"And when does this take place?" Megan asked.
"Saturday" Kacey answered.
"As in THIS Saturday? As in TOMMOROW?!" Kuki panicked.
Kacey nodded her head.
Everyone fainted. Tommorow was gonna be one HECK of a day.