Kacey was the first to come to. Everyone else was still sleeping. She was gonna smack Wally upside his head to wake him up, but she realized her hands were tied tightly with a scrunchie. She smiled wickedly and kicked Wally's shin, which set off a chain of events:
-Wally let out a shrill yelp and his foot jerked back and hit Kuki's arm.
-Kuki then tried to bit Wally's leg, but ended up getting Hoagie's instead.
-Hoagie let out a shriek right into Megan's ear.
-Megan tried to kick Hoagie, but got Maddy instead.
-Maddy tried to kick her sister, but ended up geting Minerva.
-Minerva tried to bite Maddy, but ended up getting Abby instead.
Abby just shrugged it off. It was a good thing, too, since the kid inayofuata in line to get attacked was Kiki.....And everyone knows what SHE'S like when she gets woken up.
"How'd we get up here?" Kuki asked. "Last time I checked I was in the ball pit with Kiki."
Kacey scowled. She knew EXACTLY how they had gotten up to where they were.
"VALENTINA!!! GET YOUR LITTLE KEISTER UP HERE NOW BEFORE I-!!!"
Purple smoke formed around them.
"Before wewe WHAT?"
Kuki gulped.
"Why in H-E- double hockey sticks are we up here?!" Kacey snarled.
"Because! I'm mad at getting thrown in the Time-Out Pen! I WAS gonna make a whole bunch of vampires, but that's gotten pretty old. So I figured, why not get rid of YOU, and let me and all of the other kids have fun?"
"That's makes no sense! wewe should've just gone with the vampire plan!"
Kacey leaned mbele and bit Wally's shoulder.
"I'm only 7! Lighten up! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a colorful empire to rule!" Val njiwa headfirst into the slide and squealed all the way down.
"What are we gonna do?" Kuki asked, all worried.
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Guys, she's 7. We're all at least 1-7 years older than her...."
She pulled her wrists farther apart and broke the scrunchie, freeing her hands.
"...We can so take her down."
She helped everyone else free their hands as well. Kiki was still asleep.
Kuki nudged her slightly.
"Kiiiiiikiiiii, come on! We gotta go."
She turned slightly to the side and opened one eye. Everyone flinched since they expected Kiki to go abso-bloody-lutely ballistic. Instead, she yawned and stretched.
"K. Can wewe help me untie my hands?"
Everyone's jaws dropped. They decided not to swali what happened and just decided to go and get Val.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Kuki squealed as she reached the bottom of the slide. Kacey huddled the group together.
"Okay, guys, here's the plan...."
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Val sat at the 5th level, ordering all of the kids around.
"Where's Kaylee with my juisi box?!" she roared, "I asked for my 'Rainbow Monkey Raspberry-Licious' juisi about a kajillion hours ago!"
One of the girls, Julie, spoke up:
"But it's only been 2 minutes..."
"IN KID TIME, 2 dakika IS A KAJILLION HOURS!!!" Val snapped.
Kuki peered from the doorway of the girls bathroom. Kacey was putting the finishing touches on Wally's costume. He fiddled with his newly spray-painted black hair.
"So, why am I the one that has to get all 'make upped'?" he asked.
"'MADE up'" Kiki corrected. "And to answer your question: because you're a boy, I'm the only one tall and strong enough to let wewe stand on my shoulders, and because Kacey does the best impression of him."
"That's right!" Kacey snapped in a Transylvanian accent. Megan couldn't help but giggle.
She spoke in her normal voice, "All right Wally, get on Kiki's shoulders..."
She let out a huge groan as Wally's weight was added onto her shoulders.
"Jeez, what do wewe EAT, dude? Cinderblocks?!"
Kacey smacked her upside the head.
Kiki began walking forward. Wally bonked his head on the juu of the doorway. Everyone else did a facepalm.
"You're sure we can pull this off?" Megan asked Kacey.
"95%" she answered.
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Val sighed. Kaylee still hadn't returned with her juisi box. If wewe want something, wewe have to get it yourself. She headed for the slide and began ranting.
"I can't beleive this! I'm the ruler of this place! I shouldn't have to actually GET things! Those lazy no-good sons of-"
Then she heard a voice scary enough to send chills down her back.
"Valentina Louise Spankulot!!!" it yelled.
She turned around to see her "dad"; arms crossed and scowling. She crossed her arms behind her back and began sweating bullets.
"Daddy! How are you?"
She was grabbed kwa her ear.
"Not happy! Vhy did wewe tie up your friends?!"
She squeaked, "You've done it before! Why can't I?"
Kiki pulled harder.
"THAT'S NO EXCUSE!"
Val winced. "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Daddy! Not so hard!"
Suddenly, Jake saw Val getting chewed out. He and a bunch of other kids charged towards the counterfiet Count.
Kiki muffled her cries of pain as the kids kicked her shins. When one of them bit the back of her leg, she fell back....causing Wally to fall and hit the ground back first. While Wally cried out in pain, Kiki charged after the kids. That is, until an announcement came on overhead.
"Attention! All members of Abigail Lincoln's party! It's time to go! That is all."
Kacey grabbed Kiki's collar, alama and dragged her out to the gate. The Count was immediatley tackled kwa his daughter.
"So did wewe kids have fun?"
Everyone looked at each other. After a minute, they all shook their heads yes.
"I want a Slushee!" Val whined as they all walked out of the indoor playground.
Kiki rubbed her head.
"I DEFINETLY need a nap. I don't think that I'll be able to go to school tommorow."
The Count scowled at her.
"Fine....." she sighed.
Little did she know that school would be just as chaotic as this little trip....