“Oh, COME ON!” Hoagie yelled. “Go out with me! ONCE!”
“No.” Megan sighed. Hoagie had been asking Megan out, hitting on her, ‘busting’ moves, and pretty much all other related subjects for the past hour.
“WHY NOT?” Hoagie whined.
“1) You’re Annoying. 2) I’m a 7th Grader. You’re a 5th Grader. (No way could that happen at MY school) And 3) You’re annoying.” Megan said.
Hoagie pouted. “Not fair.”
“Life ain’t fair.” Megan grumbled.
"Hey, I was wondering..." Hoagie began.
"Yes...?" Megan asked.
"Do wewe have your emergency 'Wake Kacey Up' Nico pictures Raleigh gave us?" Hoagie asked.
"Yes." Megan snickered a little.
"LET'S GO KNOCK HER OUT THEN WAKE HER UP AGAIN!" Hoagie said.
(Author's Note: OK, just in case wewe don't know, Nico is a character from Percy Jackson and the Olympians...that I absolutely LOVE. Just thought I'd clarify that.)
"No. It's not nice." Megan alisema pulling out her communicator.
"COME ON! wewe know how fangirl-ish she gets when SOMEONE ELSE thinks about him! Total jealousy!" Hoagie said. "I'm gonna think about him."
"But... you're a guy."
"So?"
Mega raised an eyebrow, then sighed. The two continued walking. Then, Hoagie alisema the one thing nobody ever wants to hear from him.
"I'm HUNGRY."
Megan's eyes widened. She thought to herself "How can I get out of this torture?" but nothing could solve this. Not even the most powerful machine.
"Why do wewe have your communicator out?" He asked.
"Just in case." Megan said. "You know how something always goes wrong."
"True." Hoagie sighed. "Who would wewe call?"
"Probably Raleigh. While Kacey's getting all the idiot's calls I'll be calling the nut job who ISN'T on hold with 12 others." Megan gripped her communicator tight. Ghosts weren't her inayopendelewa things.
"True as well..." Hoagie kept thinking of maswali to ask. Of course, Megan always had the answer. He could dose off thinking about how smart she is.
"Anything else you're DYING to know?" Megan asked.
"Ya." Hoagie answered. "When's lunch?"
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Kacey pulled out her sketch book and began drawing. She drew a Nico collage (I'm totally obsessed now. It's how I onyesha my obsessions to the world; putting them in my stories), Wally in a bunny suit, and the almighty French Fry maker that gives wewe fries whenever wewe want, wherever wewe want, and for how long wewe want. (I'm totally gonna make that. Who's with me?) Raleigh even drew the SpongeBob characters at one time.
"I'm boooored." Raleigh said.
"Why didn't wewe bring something to do?" Kacey asked, perfecting a picture of Nico (:3).
"I'm too lazy." Raleigh said. "I did bring my phone."
"Me too...?" Kacey alisema back. She always brings her phone with her. Even to haunted houses.
"Text me please." Raleigh begged.
"NO! I'M DRAWING NICO AND WHEN I DRAW NICO wewe MUST BE IN SHUSH MODE!" Kacey said.
Raleigh lowered her head. "God, wewe don't have to be mean about it."
"Sorry, I just have never made Nico this perfect before." Kacey said. She marveled at her drawing. "I think I'll make my own Art Gallery for all my drawings."
"But I'm boooooored." Raleigh cooed.
"Quit your whining and man up." Kacey said.
"But I'm a girl!"
"I don't care." Kacey began drawing again.
"But- but- but!" Raleigh said.
Kacey sighed.
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Wally walked inayofuata to Kuki slowly. She was humming the upinde wa mvua monkey song. He looked at her.
"Kuki?" He asked.
"Hmmm?" Kuki looked at him. She stared at him.
They both stared into each other's eyes. It lasted a few dakika until Kuki spoke up.
"Wally, what did wewe wanna tell me?" She asked.
"Errrr..... I'm tired. It's getting late. we should stop for the night." Wally said.
"Sure." Kuki said. She pulled out the picnic blanket and laid it on the floor. She got underneath it. Wally got underneath too, but he felt awkward so he laid down on the other side.
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The following morning, Kuki and Wally woke up normally. Wally looked around. Neither of them were abducted he sighed.
Kacey and Raleigh had fallen asleep around 11:00 and woke up under a table. Kacey shoved Raleigh off her in the morning.
Megan had told Hoagie they were sleeping in different areas. Megan fell asleep inayofuata to a fridge. Hoagie fell asleep on juu of the fridge. Of course, he fell on juu of her. After that, she gave up.
Abby and Brooke slept in the living room. Abby took the big couch, leaving Brooke with a chair. She slept weird.
David, Emma, and Kiki fell asleep in the bathroom, not knowing where Ghost Christian was, everyone crammed in the bathtub. Emma alisema she was not sleeping inayofuata to David. But David, being the pervert he was, tried to snuggle many times. But Kiki kicked him every time she heard him. She's a light sleeper.
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"Wally, this isn't right." Kuki alisema as they entered the bathroom.
"What?" Wally asked. "Us being paired up for this?"
David poked his head out of the bathtub. "No, Wally, she means wewe dress weird."
Both kids screamed, and grabbed each other.
"WTF DAVID?" Wally screamed.
"Why does everyone keep saying that?" David wondered.
Emma and Kiki growled. They had no sleep last night.
"What with wewe hobos?" Wally asked.
Kuki pinched him. "Be nice."
"David kept trying to snuggle with me." Emma said.
"And I had to kick him." Kiki added.
Wally leaned over to David. "NICE." Knuckle Punch.
"Perverts." Kiki muttered.
"I AM NOT A PERVERT!" Wally yelled. "I alisema 'NICE.'!"
"Ya, he didn't even wanna sleep inayofuata to me last night." Kuki said.
(OK, too far?)
"Wow, Wally." David rolled his eyes.
Kiki and Emma giggled.
"Gross." Emma said. "You guys are total perverts."
"OMG, I'M NOT A PERVERT!" Wally yelled. He punched David.
"Wally, you're zaidi mature than that." Kiki giggled.
"C'mon, let's go, Kuki." Wally grabbed her hand.
"Wow, is that as far as you'll go?" David asked, giggling. "Hand holding?"