Demotivational KND Posters

"AW!!! VAT DO wewe MEAN DA BLOOD BANK IS CLOSED!" Kiki moaned.
"Yeah, it's only 11:30..." KAcey sarcasticaly sneered with an eyeroll.
They let the words set in for a moment.
"WAIT, 11:30!!!!?????!!!! HOLY SHIZ-NIT!!!!!!"" they alisema simitainiously.
"Ok, we need a plan...." Kacey announced.
"Um.... um... I've gotten noting."
"Noting?"
"Transilivanians can't make the 'th' sound."
"Then how did wewe just make it?"
"I... I don't know. It's like my Kiki side came out vor a second. When it comes to vampiers, I'm an exspert. au at least, I was..."
Kacey thought. And thought. And thought. And... *BING BING!*
"THAT'S...

Kacey, Wally, Megan, Jennifer, Maddy, Kuki, and Kiki were all imba down the hall at the juu of their lungs:
"LET'S START A RIOT! A RIOT! LET'S START A RIOT! A RIOT!!"
Abby rolled her eyes.
"You know that that's not gonna get wewe any reactions, right?"
All 7 ignored her and entered the chorus room still singing. Then some of the other kids (ESPECIALLY Sabrina- Numbuh 3.14-, Logan- Numbuh 172- and Timmy, Numbuh 18...who Kiki had a crush on. ;) ) joined in. The OTHER kids (because they were snobby preps....well, actually a much WORSE word than "preps", but I'm not gonna say it. Use your imagination!)...

A wide area of bright pink poppies led the way to the shining city. The group trooped through the exspansive feild.
"Oh, don't they smell so sweet?" Kuki cooed as she bowed over to sniff one of the flowers.

The Wicked Witch watched over the four-some with great hatred through her crystle ball.
"GAH!! They've gotten this far already. If she get's to the Wizard, and then wishes to go home, I'll never get those Ruby Slippers au their powers!"
Still growling, she flipped through her book of magic.
"Ah!" she cried. "A Poppie curse? How perfect!"
She placed two hands on the ball.
" Though on the ouside...

"You picked HIM?" Kacey shouted.
"Vell, vhy shouldn't I? He's a good biter, he's his brother's mortal enemy, and he's freakin' ADORABLE!!!" Kiki responded.
Her sidekick babbled his usual babble in a Transylvanian accent.
"How'd wewe get into the Beetles House?"
"Very carefully!"
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Ha ha. But seriously, JOEY?! Why not Tommy, Mushi, au the Count?"
"Cuz I have no idea vhere they are and Fangface still creeps me out!"
Joey nodded. Then, his eyes fixated on something. He wriggled out of Kiki's grip and crawled around the graveyard.
"Should we be concerned with the whole blood thing?"...

"H-h-hi...." Kacey stuttered.
The old woman stepped our of the shadows. She looked like a stereotypical granny: kinda short, kinda chubby, and had pink rosy cheeks.
She walked up and pinched Kiki and Wally's cheeks (the FACE ones, not the other ones, thank god.)
"Aren't wewe kids sweet!" she giggled.
Kiki winced.
"We're- ow!- not supposed to be sweet..we're- ow ow ow ow!!- supposed to be scary!" Wally whimpered.
She let go of both operatives.
"Oh, I know that...I can't help it though. I upendo kids!"
"Not in that Creepy-Stranger-With-A-Van-Supposeldy-Filled-With-Candy way, right?" Kiki asked while...

Wally had been looking for Kuki for 2 hours. She was nowhere. Then, he decided to check the most dangerous place in the whole world.
Kacey’s room.
Wally knew that Kacey and Kiki had gone to the skate park. It was salama to go in. Wally had never really been in Kacey’s room before. He’d seen it, stood in the doorway, and even been in the vents above it. (To spy on Kuki and Kacey’s conversation a few months ago) But never before had he been in it. He had heard rumors from Abby that it was booby trapped. But Abby was probably messing with him. He took a deep breath, and he opened the door....

“Never! He’s ours now! And so are the clones….” Cassy said. Kacey was puzzled.
“Clones?” she asked. Cassy whistled. The 2 clones walked in carrying Wally in their arms. Kiki, Kuki, Kacey, Hoagie, Megan, and Abby looked at the clones. Megan fainted, Kuki growled and Kacey did a face palm.
“You’ve gone too far.” Kacey said. When she snapped her fingers, Abby let go of Kuki’s collar, alama and she attacked Cassy. Kiki and Kacey splanked Anne and Sara. Cassy growled. She jumped on juu of Kacey and punched her multiple times. Kacey punched back and grabbed Cassy. She wiped the blood...