JOYRYDE - IM GONE

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! The Garnet Umbreon here! Today/tonight I'll be doing a krisimasi special based on the RP onyesha Pokémon: Aura Warriors.. But only on thing: We have a guest nyota named Seanthehedgehog!



(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are wewe doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout wewe watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before wewe do that?
Sean: Sure.



Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant Candy cane*
STOP! This is the guest...

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick. It passed over a mountain, and increased speed.

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The ngome of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes after...

What up, CokeTheUmbreon fans? koki here, enjoying December, au at least trying TO. Today I wanna share a moveset I plan on giving to Alolan Pokémon Toucannon. Yes, I'm also gonna tell wewe why I choose the moves.

Note: wewe ain't gotta use this moveset.

So let's get to it, shall we?

Stats
The only highest stat for it is Attack. (120 base attack.) But it's slow as fuck. It's 60 base speed drags it down. Curse its big punda beak! But it is a tank!

These are the moves I'm bestowing upon this cannonade:

Beak Blast
Rock Blast
Bullet Seed
Rock Smash/Flame Charge/Brick Break/Swords Dance/Return


Ability

It's abilities...

Episode 1: Gordon And The New Diesel

It was a wonderful siku on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branch line as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped inayofuata to him.

"Good morning Gordon." alisema Thomas. "How are wewe on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."

"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do wewe know when the new engine will be getting here?"

"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.

The next...

October 31, 2012

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot kwa a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo,...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today/tonight, depending on where wewe at, I'm gonna work on telling wewe about another Pokémon team. This one belongs to the annoying fat ass... the one with no aura powers... Manuel Marquezo!

Manuel: Hello, everyone!

I forgot to add the word 'dimwit' didn't I?

Well, let's get fucking started.

Haxorus
Gender: Male
Ability: Mold Breaker
Moves:
Dual Chop
Draco Meteor
Poison Jab
Incinerate

Flareon
Gender: Male
Ability: Flash Fire
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Dig
Flare Blitz

Mudsdale
Gender: Male
Ability: Own Tempo
Moves:
High Horsepower
Mega Kick
Close Combat
Giga Impact...

Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here with another Aura Warriors and her team. Her name is Selene Gonzales, Sergio's tomboyish twin sister.

Selene: *comes in musty* Did someone call?
UGH! wewe stink like musty Rhyperior dicks!
Selene: I need to shower... after I eat some of your tacos.
NO!

Eh, fuck it.

Today au night, depending on where wewe at, I'm gonna discuss her team. Even though she doesn't battle as much, she's set to do zaidi battling in the inayofuata season of Pokémon: Aura Warriors. All she does outside of saving the world is football and soccer, and eating in...

(I have Michael's pretend daughter, Carly, as a character in most of my GTA stories)..




TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed kwa all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll onyesha them! I'll onyesha ALL of them! Right Carly!?.....

9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when wewe need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in wewe want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...

Hey, what's up, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet Umbreon, is here. Today au tonight, depending on where wewe at, I'm gonna brag on Sergio Gonzales's Ultimate Pokémon team! Who is Sergio, wewe ask? Sergio Gonzales is an Aura Warrior straight outta Madrid with a unique power to turn into a green and black, humanoid Zoroark when he gets pissed off enough! But all in all, he's a calm guy with a upendo for Shadow Bellatrix.

Sergio: wewe alisema wewe weren't gonna mention that!
Coke: Sorry.

But anyways, let's get started, ya filthy animals!

Noivern
Gender: Male
Ability: Frisk
Moves:
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower...