301 Everyone

“Now feels like the beginning of something. So I’m waiting… For a signal.” – Cook

“Sweet” – Effy

“Ah, there we are. And the mbwa mwitu shall lie down with the lamb.” – Cook

“The game is on, Freddie, wewe wanna play?”- Cook

” She’s a naughty, naughty little girl. And I don’t like to disappoint.” – Cook

“They don’t have a nurse.” – Effy

“Grab my balls.” – Cook

302 Cook

“Hey, baby” – Cook

“What, so you’re offing this party as “shit”, yeah?” – Cook
“It’s shit.” – Effy

“What is he doing now?” – Effy

“Cool party” – Effy
“Cheers.” – Cook

“How bout it then, Peachy? Looks like it’s just me and you.” – Cook

304 Pandora

“Is this a cupboard for mindless sex?” – Cook
“You don’t give a fuck about anything, do you?” – Effy
“Nope.” – Cook

“I thought Cook — Cook’s his friend.” – Effy

“Any good?” – Effy
“I don’t know what wewe mean.” – Pandora
“I mean he’s a sensational fuck, yeah?… We’re Marafiki because wewe don’t surf and turf my men. wewe alisema that.” – Effy
“He’s not yours, Eff. He’ll never belong to anyone.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
“That’s why wewe don’t really want him.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy
“He’s not the one wewe want, Eff.” – Pandora
“Shut up.” – Effy

307 JJ

“Freddie she loves you, wewe know?… She loves you. She can’t stand it. She can’t stand the upendo so she fucks me instead… So I’m pissed off, yeah? She’s taking a piss and it’s hurting me cause Cook needs the upendo too. Cookie’s got nothing. Cookie’s always got nothing. That’s why I do her pal. That’s why I pop Panda. Panda’s popped. It’s always the same – great tits, Panda, great tits, Effy. That’s all I get cause I’m shit. I’m pure shit.” – Cook

308 Effy

“Alright, Anth? Take me to your kitchen. You’re daughter’s in for a fucking treat. Four courses. Real fancy shit. Pesto. Salmon. Salad.” – Cook

“I bought a fucking gateau. Black forest.” – Cook

“What do wewe want? My fucking blood? You’ve fucking taken everything else. You’ve taken fucking JJ. And now you’re nicking her off me as well… She hasn’t told you, has she? Fuck me. I’m so glad I didn’t miss this… Effy doesn’t want me anymore. Do you, princess?” – Cook
“No.” – Effy

“You coming? Nah, yeah, stay here with your friends. Look at their little faces. You’re all such wizzo chums, aren’t you? Ain’t that right, Eff? Ain’t that right, Panda? Panda’s been worried lately, Eff. Says wewe don’t see each other as much as wewe used to. That right, Panda, yeah? I alisema to her, ‘Cupcake, maybe if wewe didn’t spend as much time with my cock in your mouth…” – Cook
“Wait. It was one time right? Your party. It was only once, right? I need to sit down. – Effy

“It’s wewe and me, babe. It’s always gonna be wewe and me. It’s always wewe and me.” – Cook

310 Finale

“Morning slugger.” – Effy

“Ah, Eff. It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey. ‘09 Bonnie and Clyde. Outlaw tour of Britain.” – Cook

“Aren’t wewe coming with me?” – Cook
“Not yet.” – Effy
“But I want wewe to meet him. I brought wewe here to meet him.” – Cook
“I will. But I think wewe need to meet him first. Don’t be a pussy… Be careful.” – Effy

“Let’s get out of here. Let’s just go. Now.” – Effy
“Effy, listen, there’s nowhere else to go. This is it. And it’s fucking brilliant. Come on, let’s go get fucked up.” – Cook

“Nah. I’m gonna keep her, wewe know? She’s mine. No cunt’s taking her away from me.” – Cook

“You’re not his dad. Not really.” – Effy
“And you’re not his girlfriend. Not really. You’re gonna fucking snap that boy’s moyo in two.” – Cook Sr.

“Fuck all of yous… kwa the way, your prince charming made a bet on you. alisema whoever wins the race gets to keep ya. Classy, eh?… No, I’m not living on my fucking knees anymore, man.” – Cook

“I had it all planned out, man. Get a mashua of our own. Moor it down here. A job. Everything. But she doesn’t upendo me.” – Cook
“She does. I know she does.” – Freddie
“Loves wewe better… I can’t. Freds, I just cant. I’m sorry but I just fucking upendo her. I’m sorry. I fucking upendo her.” – Cook