ToTheArk: Caller got me...
Porter: we have to get wewe out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... wewe are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: wewe guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes wewe are)
Porter: we have to get wewe out of here!
ToTheArk: nah... my time has ran out...
Porter: wow... wewe are really optimistic about this...
ToTheArk: no... its just the venom...
Porter: oh
ToTheArk: wewe guys go... I will NOT go out without a fight
Porter: Clockwork! hold my hand!
Clockwork: I barley know you...
Porter: not like that! I'm going to teleport us out of here!
Clockwork: oh... *holds Porter's hand*
Porter: ok... think of someplace that Zalgo will never find us...
ToTheArk: Oregon!
Porter: thats a great id- *teleports*
Trevor: *walks in* nice fake death...
ToTheArk: thanks... but Caller did actually get pissed at me
Caller: I am not a ripoff!
Boots: ... (yes wewe are)
ZALGOS ARMY MEMBERS:
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and sekunde in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!
Shadow Lurker: stealth commander
Lisa: adviser
Scarecrow: assassin
Mr.Widemouth: infiltration
Observer: adviser and sekunde in command
Zippers: assassin
RapRat: spy
RED: brute
Strangled Red: computer glitcher
Suicide mouse: deceiver
Squidward: consular
Hypno: trickster
KillWaker: the living weapon
Herobrine: computer defender
The Smiling Man: human relations
Dr. Locklear: high commander
Scollex: killer
Ascaris: killer
Ghost: spy
Redd: killer
Pyramid Head: brute
Pyris: chaos starter
Targeter: assassin
??? (shall be reveled... SOON): ???
NOTE: I may update!
![ShadowLurker and Lisa ShadowLurker and Lisa](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_1.jpg?cache=1402613990)
ShadowLurker and Lisa
![Scarecrow Scarecrow](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_2.jpg?cache=1402614181)
Scarecrow
![Mr. Widemouth Mr. Widemouth](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_3.jpg?cache=1402614830)
Mr. Widemouth
![Observer Observer](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_4.jpg?cache=1402615178)
Observer
![Zippers Zippers](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_5.png?cache=1402617027)
Zippers
![RapRat RapRat](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_6.png?cache=1402617359)
RapRat
![RED RED](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_7.jpg?cache=1402617479)
RED
![Strangled Red Strangled Red](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_8.jpg?cache=1402617601)
Strangled Red
![Micky Micky](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_9.png?cache=1402618210)
Micky
![Squidward Squidward](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_10.jpg?cache=1402618398)
Squidward
![Hypno Hypno](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_11.png?cache=1402619446)
Hypno
![KillWaker KillWaker](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_12.png?cache=1402619567)
KillWaker
![The Smiling Man The Smiling Man](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_13.jpg?cache=1402619787)
The Smiling Man
![Dr. Locklear Dr. Locklear](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_14.jpg?cache=1402620090)
Dr. Locklear
![Herobrine Herobrine](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_15.png?cache=1402620211)
Herobrine
![Ascaris and Scollex Ascaris and Scollex](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_16.png?cache=1402620458)
Ascaris and Scollex
![Ghost Ghost](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_17.png?cache=1402620573)
Ghost
![Pyramid Head Pyramid Head](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/articles/235000/creepypasta_235447_18.png?cache=1402620923)
Pyramid Head