If your a shabiki of anime wewe might know what soul eater is. I really loved the onyesha that was until that terrible day. I was watching the news when on the news a news reporter alisema something about a Lost episode of soul eater called,"the devil resedence", when I heard about it I looked everywhere to find it and eventually I found it at a old store and they guy there was creepy he said,"we will change into madness inside", I was not bothered kwa it I put the disc in my ps3 the onyesha appeared normal everyone at the death academy, but maka was looking in the maktaba and found a book that was covered in dust she read it and she asked Lord death about it he alisema this," it's non of your concern", but when heard those words he completely changed,but she asked him a again he sighed and said,a long time zamani there was a powerful resedence called devil resedence, but if the person using it hearts isn't strong enough then it causes chaos so do not use this technique", then maka went nyumbani she was still curious and woke up soul and they performed the technique I had a very bad feeling that was going to happen...
To be continued
To be continued
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello wewe have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need wewe to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: wewe and I both know wewe don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little zaidi specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little zaidi Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello wewe have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need wewe to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: wewe and I both know wewe don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little zaidi specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little zaidi Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We songesha once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get wewe some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get wewe some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because wewe don't trust me doesn't mean wewe have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did wewe learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army au supporters of it
Johhny: and if wewe let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because wewe don't trust me doesn't mean wewe have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did wewe learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army au supporters of it
Johhny: and if wewe let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: wewe are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do wewe feel any guilt?
????: every single siku I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did wewe kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: wewe are crazy!
????: well thank wewe captain obvious!... now if wewe excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait wewe can't, wewe are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: wewe are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: wewe are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do wewe feel any guilt?
????: every single siku I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did wewe kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: wewe are crazy!
????: well thank wewe captain obvious!... now if wewe excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait wewe can't, wewe are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: wewe are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did wewe get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why wewe are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like wewe to rejoin, wewe are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if wewe don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did wewe get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why wewe are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like wewe to rejoin, wewe are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if wewe don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard: wewe have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: wewe talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... wewe are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may wewe open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: wewe talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... wewe are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may wewe open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV onyesha swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would wewe like some zaidi tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would wewe like some zaidi tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV onyesha swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would wewe like some zaidi tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would wewe like some zaidi tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: Observer, wewe are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for wewe sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: wewe are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for wewe sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: wewe are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took wewe so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY wewe - wait, did wewe say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't wewe have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY wewe - wait, did wewe say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't wewe have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: hujambo guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, hujambo HOW DID wewe NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well wewe were to busy chasing sonic wewe didn't listen to me when I alisema I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: wewe don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell wewe later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, hujambo HOW DID wewe NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well wewe were to busy chasing sonic wewe didn't listen to me when I alisema I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: wewe don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell wewe later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...